Author's Note: Well, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! ;)
Chapter 1: Bad King Gone Worse
King Dedede slowly rose from his bed and looked out at the window. The sky was blue with only a few clouds in sight. It was too early in the morning for there to be any activity in Cappy Town except for Chef Kawasaki who was preparing to open his restaurant.
"This pitiful land, will be destroyed," muttered King Dedede under his breath.
He looked up at the sparkling ocean, beyond Cappy Town.
"This entire kingdom is pitiful. I am going to tear this Kingdom apart from within." King Dedede gave off an evil sneer and chuckled slightly to himself.
"You're up early King Dedede," said Waddle Doo who noticed the Dreamland King looking out at the window from the hallway.
"And what are you supposed to be doing!?" roared King Dedede.
"I'm sorry sir!" shouted Waddle Door as he ran away from the agitated King.
"More reason to destroy this pitiful kingdom," muttered the King under his breath.
Before the King Dedede walked up to the coffee table, he heard a couple of footsteps echoing across the dark hallways. He smiled to himself.
"BLADE! I want you to come in here NOW!"
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The three nights were walking across the hallway when they suddenly stopped after hearing King Dedede's shriek from behind.
"Good luck," said Sword trying to hold back a laughter.
"Shut up," muttered Blade.
Blade dragged himself into King Dedede's room. Sword was snickering to himself, but Meta Knight glared at him.
"Sorry," muttered Sword.
Blade entered King Dedede's room. He spotted the King looking out at the window. Blade stood frozen still...he had never seen the king like this.
"Uhhhh, King Dedede?"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
Blade jumped up. "Sorry sir, what is it your majesty?"
"I want you to order the waddle dees to start cooking me some breakfast. I want 100 pancakes, 50 orange juices, 20 cereal, 10 gallon of milk and some other things I eat for breakfast at a ridiculous amount. I am sure you guys were heading there, right?"
Blade nodded his head.
"I want you to go there while hopping on one foot."
"Yes s- hey wait minute! Do you ACTUALLY expect me to do that!?"
"I am the King, so do as I say!"
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As Sword and Meta Knight were walking across the hallway, the turned their heads to see that Blade was hopping on one foot.
"Blade...tell me that you did NOT drink all of the wine from the wine cellar again?" asked Sword.
"Not this time. It was an order by King Dedede. I don't know what's he's up to, but one thing's for sure: he really is pissing me off!"
"Something is not right..." said Meta Knight.
"What are you talking about? King Dedede ALWAYS give out dumb order," said Sword.
"I gotta go now. I can't keep hopping on one foot," said Blade.
Blade continued to hop on one foot for several feet until a Waddle Dee came into his way. The two collided and Blade collapsed.
"Why are you lying down on your job!" roared King Dedede from across the hallway.
Blade quickly picked himself up and continued to hop on one foot toward the dining hall. Once he entered the dining hall, all of the Waddle Dees stood frozen still. One of them began to chuckle, but Blade tossed a spoon at the Waddle Dee's head.
"Ha ha, very funny. King Dedede wants a shit load amount of breakfast so get to cooking!" shouted Blade.
All of the Waddle Dees ran into the kitchen and began to cook. Blade sighed and sat on a nearby table. He looked at the windows and saw the sunlight peeking through.
"Today is such a nice day, but I'm stuck in this dumb castle," said Blade.
"What's up Blade?" said Sword all of a sudden.
Blade jumped up and quickly turned around to see Sword and Meta Knight. The two knights sat beside Blade.
"There is something wrong with King Dedede," said Meta Knight.
"Oh Meta Knight! The King is ALWAYS telling us to do dumb stuff!" exclaimed Blade.
"Yeah, remember yesterday that he made me flush the toilet?! Now THAT was ridiculous!" shouted Sword.
"RIDICULOUS!? How about hoping to the dining room, ON ONE FOOT!? What kind of errand is that!? I think King Dedede had too much to drink before going to bed. Who would do such a thing!? King Dedede pisses me off!"
"What's wrong with Sword and Blade?" asked Tiff.
"Oh hello Tiff. King Dedede was just giving out his orders, as usual," said Meta Knight, who then slightly chuckled to himself.
"What are you doing here!?" shouted King Dedede at Tiff.
"I was only here to check in on the knights. Well, I gotta go see how's Kirby doing. Bye Sword. Bye Blade. Bye Meta Knight."
Tiff walked out of the room.
"Oh great, the only sane person besides us had left the room," said Blade.
"What are you talking about? Me and Meta Knight are the sane ones," retorted Sword.
"What the hell!?"
"I was joking."
"You better be!"
"This is no time to start an argument," hissed Meta Knight.
Sword and Blade fell silent. During the awkward moment of silence, they saw King Dedede sit on his table while a swarm of Waddle Dee walked over to the table to fill every square inch of the table with a buffet of breakfast.
"Is he actually going to eat that much?" said Blade.
"Knowing King Dedede, yes he will," replied Sword.
"I don't not want this!" roared King Dedede.
The Dreamland King pushed his plate of food onto the floor and stormed out of the dining room. Sword and Blade's jaw dropped. Once King Dedede was out of the room, the Waddle Dees scurried to remove the food out of the table.
"Wow...that was a waste of food," said Blade.
"This is not like King Dedede," said Meta Knight.
"Maybe...he's not hungry?" wondered Sword.
"Oh that's dumb! That guy has a stomach like Kirby!" shouted Blade.
"We shall resume guarding the castle. Let us go," said Meta Knight wrapping himself in his cape. He walked out of the room with Sword and Blade following behind.
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"Hopefully depleting the castle's food supply will cause the workers to eventually rebel," said King Dedede as he walked across the hallway. "It's very amusing how some of his workers obey him no matter how stupid the task it. It seems that everything is going well."
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"I don't think I will be able to handle King Dedede any longer!" whined Blade as he collapsed on his bed.
Meta Knight looked out at the window and saw that the sun was high up in the sky. He sat on a nearby chair and began to read a book. Sword turned on the television at low volume.
"Finally some peace and quiet," said Blade as he watched television from his bed.
"So how was your day?" asked Tiff, quietly entering the room.
"Oh hello Tiff. We just suffered another day, yet again, by King Dedede," said Blade, his voice muffled by the pillow he shoved his face into.
"Hey guys!" shouted Tuff as he entered the room along with Kirby.
"Hello Tuff, hello Kirby," greeted Sword.
"So I heard that King Dedede had gone worse," said Tiff.
"No...King Dedede is the same o' crazy retarded King of dreamland."
"Why don't you guys come outside with us?" asked Tuff.
"As you can see, we are forced to stay in this damn castle. It has been WEEKS since we've stepped outside of the castle because we are so damn busy guarding the castle," muttered Blade.
"Well, you can at least 'guard' the court yard," suggested Tiff.
"Oh fine...let's go," said Blade.
Tuff and Kirby raced out of the room, with the others including Meta Knight following behind. Once they were out at the courtyard, the Knights sat on a table and watched the children start a game of kickball.
"Why don't you play with us?" asked Tuff.
"I guess a little game of kick ball won't hurt," said Sword.
"What are you guys doing out here!?" roared King Dedede from his window.
"Sorry guys, we have to go back inside," said Sword.
The three knights rushed into the castle and resumed roaming the hallway.
"I really hate King Dedede," muttered Blade. His voice echoed across the hallway, causing the three knights to stay frozen still.
"Do you think he heard?" asked Sword.
"That fat ass? No way...he's probably busy eating a chicken wing."
"BLADE, YOU ARE GONNA GO ON KITCHEN DUTY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" roared King Dedede.
"He did heard you," said Meta Knight.
"If this keeps up...I'm gonna quit!"
I had a bit of a writer's block. xP Thank goodness this is gonna be a short story so the plotline can come a bit quicker. I ain't planning to do a freakin novel yet. . I hope you enjoyed the story nonetheless. ;) Love to hear your comments. I didn't focus on the grammar too much in this chapter...so there MIGHT be a mistake.
Sorry my updates are a bit slow. I am busy with college applications and essays. I also have a bit of a distraction going on...I hope to update as soon as possible though! I gotta get back to my old self! (I used to update MUCH quicker than this xP )