Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay like omg... its been so long since I made another one and im SO sorry /3. I have been kind of lazy and shyt, yuu know... anyway I will try and ake this one extra long because of it. And if I forget then PHBT oh well I tried XDDDD. So lets get this thing goin!! :DDD. And gues what I was for halloween??? A NINJA DUURR!!! LOL I looked vereh good. And got a hella butt load of candy
Disclaimer: oh how I miss these but I do not own naruto DUHHHHH -
"Yosh" Lee stood there with a position like a soldier with a perfect posture. Anko looked pretty pissed by now...
"God dammit Lee stop saying that! I dont care if its full of youth, clean, what ever you think it is!!!!"
"Sensei please do not shout for it is very unyouthfull! I can understand it is hard for you because of your age but you could at least try!"
"GOD DAMMIT LEE JUST GO SIT DOWN!!!!" Poor Anko's face was red and she looked like she was about to cry. Because no matter how hard she tried, she knew she was getting old. Even if she was just around 29 or so.
The rest of the gang thought it would be a good idea to come inside before their late. Fortunately for them the moment they went in the bell rang. It wouldn't matter though as Anko was too focused on her thouht to even notice.
Suddenly she looked up and smiled something only evil could produce. Lee had all A's for his report card but not for long.......!
"Heh heh, aight class today we WERE going to do a pop quiz but change of plans!"
The class all shouted hurray and started talking to each other loudly. It sounded like a mall on Christmas sales.
Anko grabbed a yard stick and slammed it againt the wall
"QUIET!"
Everyone jumped from being sgtarted and stumbled as fast as they could back into their seats.
"Today instead of a pop quiz we will do classwork, working on the way we talk, and getting a CORRECT ACCENT of what ever you call it.... prounoucation.... WHAT EVER."
The class looked at each other. This was going to be easy but Lee found a sweat drop going down the side of his face.
He knew why she was doing this.
"Ok so remember this, this counts for classwork so try and say stuff clearly and dont stutter!"
Every nodded and mumbled a yeah or yes sensei.
"Good! First lets get and example of good speech... uhm... Sasuke come up! This will be only practice."
"hnn..."
Sasuke got up with what lee would call ' an unyouthfull posture' because he was slouched. He cooly walked to the front of the class and mumbled something
"Aight so what do I do..."
Anko thought. She hadn't got that far into planning
"Uh, good question..... OH OK! We will have a short conversation! Pretend im one of your friends. Ok you go first. If I was your friend what would be the first thing you would say to me"
"hn... ok. Hi."
"Haaayyy Sasuke, whats up~?"
"Practicing my speech..."
"Oh yah I totally knew that!!"
Anko tried to look cheerfull God this guy sure is a downer, its hard to act positive because of how emo he talks.... Ima have to tell him this. ONCE were done heh heh
"hn....-
"So like whats for homework??"
"..... nothing yet, its the first day of school..."
"OH really?"
"hn..."
"Oh well thats nice!"
"....hn...."
"....OK STOP, my god how many times are you going to say 'hn'?!?!"
"I dont know..."
"Is that all you can say?!"
"....hn..."
"Ok now this is what im talking about!" anko faced towards the class "Its either someone has got a word they cant stop saying or they have a stupid accent" she shot a glance towards Lee
"...hn- uh ya"
"OK sit down and now you will learn how, don't worry as long as you tried you get points."
Sasuke quickly skipped towards his seat, his face felt very hot from embarrasment but luckily he is so pale no one noticed.
"Ok so the real test begins now! Everyone get a partnet and sit in one part on the room and start talking. I will come around and grade everyone of you except you won't even know im there..."
Sakura tried to look happy Geez how creepy, this lady is going to listen in onto our conversations and we wont even know when she will!
When anko saw who was pairing up she didn't like it. The girls paired up with girls while the boys paired up with boys.
It wont be a challenge unless its the opposite sex.
"erm on second thought I don't like the pairs, I will choose a pair for you"
before anyone could say anything she began picking partners GUESS who got paired with who?? (lets give you some room to think)
RANDOM CRAP RANDOM CRAP DONT READ THIS PLZ THINK ABOUT WHOS GONNA GET PAIRED UP WITH WHOOOOOOOOO seriously dont read ahead unles you heavent guessed.... it ruins the atsmosphere......
OK LETS FIND OUT WHO GOT PAIRED WITH !
"Ok, Sasuke go with Sakura (go figure), Ino go with Neji, TenTen go with Shikamaru, Kiba go with Alana, Lee go with Choji and uhm I think that's it in this class..."
Everyone paired up and started talking
Sakura and Sasuke
"Hey Sasuke, go figure were paired up"
"hn, just like every other class"
"Remember don't say hn! Anko might be listening!"
Anko froze, she had used her hidden invisible jutsu. How does she know im here? Maybe its just a guess she said she MIGHT be so I bet she doesnt know
"hn...."
"Sasuke!!"
"Aight Aight fine... So uh, whats up"
"Well talking to you of coarse!"
"hn-"
Sakura gave him a look that said she was tihnking about whopping himin the head if he said THAT word
"hnayyyyy uh have ever ever tried that candy? Hinay is very good!" Phew good save Sasuke.... you are of coarse the bestSasuke mentally gave himself a pat on the back
Anko sighed mentally Good save Sasuke, lucky for you there actually is a candy bar called Hinay. Oh those cripsy cooky things with a tiny bit of peanuts with a nice darkish milk chocolate.. ooohh yum...
Sakura smiled NICE save Sasuke... got lucky
Anko smiled as she knew that he was trying and so was Sakura, good ol' Sakura. They both got an A.
"Ok thankyou"
Sakura ans Sasuke both turned around to see Anko smiling at them
"you both get an A!"
"uhhhhh..."
Sasuke and Sakura stood in shock but was glad that it was over, now they can talk more freely
"but remember im still listening.. I can stilll change that grade..."
"Haaaai senseiii!" Sakura smiled
"heh heh" Anko smiled and did her hand signs for her jutsu before she started walking toward Ino and Neji.
Ino and Neji
"aww crud..."
Ino was ranting on and on how he could say sorry to TenTen. He felt a sudden presence, he knew Anko had come.
"Yah I know right!" Neji send Ino an alarmed look. But even Ino wasn't stupid enough to miss it, she quickly got the message
"Weelll you know you could apologize!" Ino said as casually as she could
"Yah but then she might get a bit pressured then denie my apology..."
Ino was surprised
"And where did you get that idea?"
"When you live with two sisters, you start to learn... My usuall punishment is them braiding mmy hair while I sleep.."
"LOL ROFLMAO hahhhahhahahhahaha"
"Sighh I know right... it sucks for me... They also do it once a week. They havent done it yet though this week"
"What you should do is mutter something something that will scare the heck out of them while they braid your hair."
"hm... not a bad idea thanks Ino!" Neji smiled, that wasn't a bad idea....
"BRAVO BRAVO now thats what a call an good advice conversation! A+ for you both!"
"What, were you there? Omg.." Ino tried to look as shocked as she could be
Anko started walking towards TenTen and Shikamaru
TenTen and Shikamaru
"Yeah but that was so embarrassing I could never go up to him again...."
Ten Ten had fer face in her hands.
"TenTen im a guy trust me, I would know. Neji is just as terrified as you are..."
"Yah but do you know how stupid I looked? Oh how I wish I could of just took it as a joke.."
"Hm mm... here want a tater-tot?"
"Huh?"
Shikamaru reached up into his spiky hair and pulled off a tatertot from the wads in there.
"I didn't take it out because I get hungry during the day. I make sure to hide them well though"
"Wow thats clever.. thanks!"
There was a moment of silence as they ate their tater tot.
Anko had a funny expression on her face He keeps FOOOD in his HAAIIRR?!? wtf...
"TenTen what you should do is do a sneak attack kiss on him... guys like that (Maybe they dont I dont know but in this story they do apperently)"
"WHAT? Im to shy though"
"Well things wont get better unless you take some action..."
"Sigh ok I will try after school"
"That's the spirit. So anyway.."
Neji and TenTen both sensed Anko just now and relized she had been there the whole time
"Ha ha haha ha good acting for gym! Shikamaru that was great"
"Ha ha thank you wee will definatly get extra credit for that
"Awww man!" Anko poofed up into sight
"Just when it was getting interesting A+ but gosh good acting!"
"Heh heh why thank you Anko!"
"heh.... yeah..."
Well continue while I go to the remaining groups
Kiba and Alana
"And so akamaru only gets washed 4 times a week, gee I didnt know you were interested in this stuff!"
"Uh yeah.... SO how many fleas does he have" Just keep this doof talking Alana and you can stare at Sasuke AAALLLL day!~
"Well he had 1 last week but-" Kiba suddenyl relized that she wasn't listening at all. Just staring dreamily at Sasuke.
He sighed as no one really liked to talk about what he liked too.
"So Alana uhm, WHY is it you like Sasuke anyway..."
She stared at him in shock like 'What kind of a question is THAT!?'
"Well he is defiantly hot, he doesn't give a damn about what other people think, His hair is perfect, he has a good fashion sense. And he DOESNT get fleas..."
She had been listening? Well then..
"Oh ha ha I knew that"
"Yup..."
"Oh my god look at Lee, poor Choji looks like hes having a hard time.... Right Anko?"
POOOFF "How did you know?"
"You neeed to hide your chakra pressure better... Me and Akamaru could smell it all the way across the classroom."
"Oh well A+ now ima go get to Choji and spinach over there."
She quickly scurried to Lee and Choji
Lee And Choji
"You should really lay down the potato chips Choji!"
munch munch munch "why, they are good!"
"Yes but they are making you very.... erm well giving you a very VERY unyouthfull body..."
"Oh.... I get that a lot.... sigh I cant help it though, I need it for energy"
"You should join my and Gai sensei training!! its really easy and you cuold get a body like mine!"
Lee started showing off his muscles "YOSH AND YOSH!!"
"I would pas out on the first lap Lee! Its not easy for me.."
"hmmm well just remember to wear deoderant! You smell like stinky armpits, very unyouthfull!"
"hih...hih... yi.. yah... Ok thanks I will make sure to do that..." Choji Hadn't relized how he smelled before... no one realy seemed bothered by it.
By now Choji wanted to cry.
"STOP"
Lee and Choji jumped at Anko
"LEE! How rude, he smells fine that is very mean!"
"Yosh- wait NO he needs to smell youthfull!! or he will smell like YOU!!"
"..."
"Oh the dread.... oh what yould Gai Sensei do right now?!?"
"Lee shut up, you get an F- Choji you get an A. Holding out on a conversation like that is outstanding!!"
"phew I got to everyone! Now remember to peractice your speech!!"
Choji looked at lee who was packing his stuff. He walked by Lee and let it out. He very loudly farted just as he walked by
"heh heh heh...."
"NOOOO UNYOUTHFULL CRAP-AIR!!!"
Lee sprinted out of the class room with a hysterically laughing Choji and Anko.
"So Sasuke what class do we have next?"
Sasuke looked at his list "Well sorry guys But I wasn't able to shange THIS part..."
Ten Ten, Neji, And I have Band while Sakura, Ino, And Shikamaru has Japanese (I know they shuld know japanese but ya know what, THIS IS MY STORY AND IN THIS ONE, THEY DONT KNOW JANANESE).
"Ok well bye Sasuke!"
"Yah bye dude"
"Cya!"
Sakura, Ino and Shikamaru walked towards the Japanese class.
When they got to the door there were Japanese printings all over. The teacher was Kurenai. When we walked in everyone had to sit on pillows. Kurenai was wearing a Kimono. "Good morning class today we have a suprise guest..."
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that took some work.... on the thing I wrote it on this is at least like what.. well this si the 9nth page and stuff so yah. YAY IMPROVEMENT!!!!!!! I have been writing stories for school lately and may include it in here so watch out. I will give a warning though. Anyway thanks for reading and sorry again about slacking. After like 3 months someone made a comment on al my chapters so I suddenly realized how long its been since I typed this story. I forgot his/her name, thought I thought it was a girl but anyway thanks to you if your reading! AND WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT PART because I dont know when the hell its coming out..... Anyway I might get it out next week because I have a week off. Anyway I bet you guys dont care anyway hahahahahahaha. So until next time. PEACEE HOMIES!~