HEEEEEEEEEEEEY peepers~ like wuzzup I actually made anotehr one a bit earlier then last time!! about by like... 3 months ealier o-o. Lol yah and for a question a fan asked me (I tihnk I sh a fan idk XDD) what "band" was and band is like a class that plays instuments like violin or uh flute.. idk my friends take it. Annyyywayyy so yah I saw 2012 and it was intense. All my friends were crying while I was like O-O at the screen. Hehhhhh OK WELL my storys prolly boring u so lets get to the story!! yay!!!

disclaimer: I do not friken own naruto, dont u guys get it?!?!?

"....... why am I here...."

There was a man with a large bamboo hat and was wearing a black robe with red clouds on it.

"Oh Itachi dont be such a old FART hah hah hah ahah"

Itachi twitched his eye an old fart??

"Ok but why AM I here?"

"Because.... actually I dont really know... the princaple told me to send you an invite to be here..."

Shikamaru looked very closely at Itachi.

What the fack? Shika looks very tense... Ino stared at Shikamaru wondering what the matter was

No.... it can't be.... the Akatsuki!!!! Lucky Sasuke isn't in this class...

"Well while your here why dont you show us some cool jutsu?"

"What does that have to do with japanese?"

"Well I dontknow but while your here you should show us!"

".....ok"

Itachi stepped back and did some hand signs. Too fast for anyone to watch.

"ULTIMATE FIRE BREATHING JUTSU (lol I dont know what the fack it called...)"

Itachi put two fingers to his list while he bent back. His hand imitated the look of a gun. He breathed in a ton of air and thrust forward releasing it.

FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it was like a flamethrower. I shower of flames came from his mouth into the open area of the classroom.

"Holy shiz!!! THATS AWESOME" Ino stared in awe.

The flames kept coming warming the classroom It was like an oven.

"It-Itachi....stop its to waaarm...." gasped Kurenai who had a very heavy kimono on by the way.

"Ha sorry" Itachi stopped and gasped for air.

Briiiing briiiiiing riiiiiing. The classroom hpone rang.

Kurenai looked back at the phone and started shuffling towards it.

"Moshimoshi! Please waita moment..."

Kurenai put her hand on the speaker.

"Everyone write down a note in your notebook that says that moshimoshi emans hello in japanese to answer a phone."

Everyone wrote it down as kurenai continued her conversation.

"This is room...well the japanese class...fine its room 202....yes he is here....wait...."

Kurenai turned aroudn to look at Itachi again. He looked at her. He cant be.....

"By the way why did you have me send him....oh....well yes he is just chillin here....o-ok please be quick..."

In the office

"Shizune, get me a summoning scroll...."

Shizune, who was filing papers, turned around in confusion.

"What for?"

"He has arrived"

Shizune dropped a couple of papers in shock.

"Really?"

"Yes really, its time to get what ive been waiting for...."

"Are you sure your ready...."

"WELL I have BEEN WAITING ALL DAY IN THIS DREARY OFFICE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?"

"O-o-ok Tsu-sama...." Shizune pulled out a drawer with colorfull scrolls and got a green one.

Outside the window was a tree that had a wanted sign with Itachi's face on it

Back to the Classroom

"Ok class get a book and turn to page 5"

Everyone stood up and went to a shelf to get a book. Then sat down and turned to page 5.

On the page it showed about 20 basic sentences that you should know.

"Now everyone line up and pick a number out of this pot."

Everyone stood up and got a piece of paper that said a number in japanese and kanji.

Shikamaru stared at the paper in annoyance "what a drag..."

A girl from the class blurteed out "how the heck aer we supposed to know what this means?!"

Kurenai giggled "What do you think your books are for? Find the page and sit quietly when your done.

While everyone turned each page one by one Shikamaru looked to the back of the book for the index stupid people, it will take all day if you do ti that way it much easier if- the index was in japanese.

What the hell? Sakura stared as Shikamaru slammed his head at the book.

As people finally found the page everyone got their number.

Kurenai looked at the clock. Its been 5 minutes, how long does it take Tsunade to get here?! Can't she just take the elevator...

Kuernai looked back at the class

"Ok class go back to page 5 and lok at the sentence that has your number on it, dont say it out loud though!"

Everyone turned back to page 5 to find their sentence they had to say in japanese. Next to the sentence had a translation in english.

"Your job is when I call your number you will ask or tell this sentence to itachi and he will tell you his reply in japanese, then english."

Some people groaned as their sentence was hard to say.

"Also the sentence you have, by the end of the week you sohuld have memorized. Ok lets get started... #1, and make sure to tell NO ONE about your sentence. I have a jutsu that can make you tell the truth so dont even think about it...."

Everyone looked at their number.

Oh god... how troublesome.... Shikamaru stood up half asleep.

"Ok... Itachi.. erm..."

Shikamaru looked at the book. What kind of a question is THAT? Of coarse he's not...

Whats this kid waiting for.... IM READY GOSH

Shikamaru cleared his throat

"Okama wa?"

Itachi thought for a moment What the hell does that mean again? I forgot dammit.... out of all things... hmmmm ill just say yes then...

"Hai, which is yes in japanese" everyone wrote down a note about that

Shikamaru stood there in horror then slowly sat down shaking a little.

He is.... oh my god.....

Itachi looked at the kid in confusion but shurgged. He would look it up later.

"Ok number 2 please!"

Ino leaped up and looked at the book

"Ichi...ban..sucky...nah...ero...wanan..desuka?

What the fack is this girl saying..

"Are you trying to say ichiban suki na iro wanan de suka?"

"Uh YAH!"

"hmm.. watashi no suki na iro wa kuro desu, which means my favorite color is black in japanese"

Everyone wrote down a note about that

His favorite color is BLACK? ew.... how un colorfull.....

Ino sat down depressed. Sakura wondered why Shikamaru and Ino was acting weird.

"Ok uhm number 3 stand up!"

Sakura stood up and looked at the book for her sentence.

"Erm.. Omae aho ya de!"

"...mesuinu, which means bitch in japanese!"

The class wrote down there notes while Sakura sat down.

"PSSTTT pssttt Itachi.....!"

Itachi looked over at Sakura.

Sakura held up her hand and flashed him the finger.

Itachi got mad but sakura just stuck her tongue out and looked away

Serves him right, not like I wanted to say it...

The door swung open with Tsunade storming in with Shizune.

It took Itachi only one look to try and get away but he was to late, Tsunade had already opened the scroll.

She bit on her thumb and drew weird signs. All of a sudden a huge slug was summoned into the room and toppled over Itachi. His head stood out so they could talk.

"Itachi I have been looking for you everywhere.... Its time I got some money for the school..."

Itachi grunted and tried to squirm away.

"You owe me big time... I won a bet against you!!! you owe me 1,000,000,000 yen! Its been 4 years and I haven't forgotten, I even have a contract about it!"

Itachi sighed as he got drawn out of the room by the giant slug.

Shizune appologized for the interuption and jogged out of the class room to catch up with tsu-sama.

Everyone stood was very confused as they had no idea what was going on. Kurenai stood up and said not to worry that he was here for a very important reason and had them coninue their sentences on her.

When they were done she had them try some sushi and made them make their own.

Shikamaru had a buttload of wasabi on his.

Ino put too much soysauce

Sakura put a lot of crab and fish eggs on hers.

"Ok now I shall pair up everyone to have them eat yours. But their eyes mustbe closed to its a surprised... Ino go with Shikamaru... Sakura go with Choji..."

As Kurenai finished pairing people they began to meet with each other.

Shikamaru and Ino

"I want to go first!!"

Ino already had her eyes closed as she sat in front of Shikamaru.

Shikamaru looked at his green spicy sushi and looked back at her

"Ok.... good luck..."

Good luck what does he mean?

Ino sat with her mouth open as Shikamaru popped the sushi into her mouth.

She chewed it and swollowed with eye eyes still shut.

She opened them as she started to cry. Her face turned bright red and suddenly started runnign around the classroom holding her neck.

She grabbed Sakuras Watter and drank it all in one gulp.

"Hey my water!"

"It was an emergency forehead... please just let it go..."

Ino walked back to Shikamaru

"Is this somekind of joke?!"

"No that's how I like my sushi... anyway its my turn anyway"

"Ok this will be really yummy, unlike yours, its my favorite kind of sushi!"

Shikamaru closed his eyes and opened his mouth and Ino popped it in.

Shikamaru chewed and swallowed.

"Gaahhh this is.... salty!! to much soy sauce gahhhhhh!"

"Yup I always have my sushi DROWNED in soysauce!"

"Oh brother....."

Sakura and Choji

Sakura closed her eyes and choji fed her the sushi he had made.

Hmmm... Crunch Crunch eh?

"Choji why is it crunchy.... and taste like bbq flavoring?!?"

"Its bbq chip sushi! Isn't it good??"

Sakura turned around and pretended to sneeze. Then she started gagging real quick.

"Its.... lovely....."

Choji already had his eyes closed and mouth open

Sakura threw the sushi into his mouth and choji caught it.

Skill....

"hmm.... are you sure this sint just seafood? Wheres the rice and stuff?"

"But there is rice! Its a normal sushi!"

"No.... its just crab and fisheggs AND THERE IS NO RICE. I WOULD OF TASTED IT IF THERE WAS."

"oh gawd...."

Back at Itachis home

"Gawd dammit.... I just lost like.... 2 years worth of profit there..... there goes my vacation"

Itachi opened his HP laptop and clicked on the internet. It slowly loaded one bar at a time.

"OR I could of bought a faster internet...

Finally google popped up and he looked up 'Okama wa'.

"Ah here we go... Okama wa...."

He clicked on the website and it told him what It meant.

"wait.. WHAT?? no!! there must be a mistake... yah a mistake.."

He clicked the back button and clicked another wbesite.

"NO!"

He clicked the back button again and cliked on wikipedia

"NOOOO!! I JUST TOLD THAT KID THAT IM GAY!"

LOL Itachi is gey XD. Anyway yayyyy another story complete! Even if it is short hey.. im no great writer. And if you dont like it then you can kiss my ass! :D anyway I hoped you guys liked it and stuff. It took me like forever to look up those japanese sentences.... I had to go to yahoo answers.. then back to google.. and yahoo answer again.... and yah. If you have any questoins just ask on the comment thingy. Anyway I will write another one next week maybe, even thouht I wrote the last one like yesterday XD. Kaayyy bai