Ok onto chapter, uh. I lost count lulz. Anyway we are slowly making on with time in the story. And I will be time leaping more of the time. So you get to confused. You may have noticed how I tried to make it based off of Sakura in the beginning, but I decided it would be more fun just to make it into a everyone story. Sorry Sakura fans, we still luv her But I might use her as to help make the story more clear once in a while
Disclaimer: I wonder who thought of putting disclaimers… I don't own Naruto.
Diing- dooooong. Sasuke slowly stumbles off the couch and grabs the bowl of candy. He jogs to the door and opens it.
"Trick or treaaat!"
"Smell my feet!"
One kid pushes through all of the others to get to the front. "Just give me my damn candy"
Sasuke tries to look enthusiastic "Oh what do we have here?..."
One of them is a ninja (go figure), another one is a ghost with sheets draped over their head, two of them are pirates, and the one in front is dressed in… something. Sasuke thought it looked familiar.
"What are you supposed to be?" he says to the kid in front.
All the kids gasp at how stupid Sasuke is.
The kid in front smacks his forehead. "I'm supposed to be Itachi from the Akatsuki you fool! He is awesome, he killed like… his own clan and stuff. Except legend has it that he spared the life of some wimpy cry baby. Hahahahahaha, what a dork that kid must have been."
Sasuke froze remembering what happen years ago. His temples started to twitch and he began rubbing them with one hand.
"…. Yah real wimpy, heres your candy" Sasuke gives them all a big Hershey bar.
"wow thanks mister!" they all say thanks and walk to the next house
Sasuke goes back inside and continues watching TV. He flicks the channel to the news.
"Here we have a boy claiming that he is… uhm.."
"Itachi! Hes the greatest ninja ever!"
"Ah yes Itachi from Akatsuki."
"Uh huh, the dude who killed all of his clan and like, spared a wimp-"
Sasuke turns the TV off. He looks at the picture on his wall seeing the "wimpy" boy next to his used to be beloved brother.
"I hate Halloween…"-
Diiing- dooooong.
Siggh.
Sasuke opens the door.
"TRICK OR TREAAT"
"… and you guys are?"
"We are all Itachi! The greatest ninja ever!... say you look like that kid he spared, weird"
But most of all, Sasuke hates kids.
Sakura
Sakura opens 4 bags of candy and fills her giant bowl. She specifically bought from the store kit kats, crunch, butter finger, and milky ways. She was all set.
Diiiing- doooong
AH, yes my first trick or treater!
Sakura skips to the door and opens it.
"Trick or treaaat, DATTEBAYO"
"Ohand what are you- wait."
"heeheehee"
"NARUTO, what the heck are you doing here?!"
"Trick or treating of course, I wanna get some candy before tonight's Halloween party"
"Oh my gosh… of course you do. Are you supposed to be a cat?"
"Meoow, nyaaan"
"Very nice… just take a handful."
"Ok!" Naruto swiped and handful and gets on his knees. Then stuffs his legs inside his costume to make him shorter. (Basically it looked like he was walking on his knees with both of his feet stuck to his ass)
"What the hell are you doing Naruto?"
"Im trying to look like a kid by being shorter, to make it less weird for adults, bye!!"
Naruto shuffles to the next door, greeted by some lady who tells him how cute he is and gives him at least half a bowl full of candy.
"Dattebayo- I mean NYAAN, thanks lady~!"
"Oh sweetie don't mention it! Have fun!"
Sakura shakes her head and goes back inside.
Ino's calling back, dun dun dun, for no real reason but just to chat, dun dun dun, she'll waste your minutes talking about crap- (Tune of Sexy Back)
Sakura runs to her cell and flips it open. "Hey Ino, whats up?"
"Oh my god, you will not belive what happened!"
"Oh boy, what happened…"
"Well Naruto came over dressed as this… dog thing with a long squiggley tail and-"
"Oh my god Ino, he just came by my house too! And he was a cat by the way"
"Well no wonder he got confused when I called him a dog… but still! Then he did the weirdest thing!!"
"what"
"He fricking got on his knees and shuffled to the next door!"
Sakura looked out the window to see where Naruto was now. He was at a door with a really fat lady and her cat. The cat took one look at him and spit a hairball at his face.
"HAHAHAHAA"
"SAKURA!! That's not funny! He took like… HALF MY BOWL OF CANDY!"
"Oh what? I mean, yeah sorry… it was to funny"
Sakura took another look at Naruto who was shuffling away grumpily with cat hair all over his costume.
"HAHAHAHAAHAHA"
"SAKURA"
"oops, sorry"
Neji and Hinata
"H-h-happy Halloween nii-san…!" Hinata bowed down in front of her brother holding out a small bag that was slightly larger than both her fist put together
"Hmm?" Neji turned around "Oh why thank you Hinata-sama…" He opened the package to find a cluster of Hershey kisses.
Hinata smiled as he ate one. "Nii-san I want your opinion on my Halloween costume… i-is that ok?"
Neji realized that she was wearing something of a robe.
"Yes, that's fine. Let's see it" Neji sat down as he began to unwrap another chocolate.
"O-ok, I spent a long time working on this costume, s-so if you don't like it… Just tell me what I n-need to fix…"
"mm-hmm. Ok then." Neji had a bit of trouble opening his chocolate.
Hinata dropped her robe on the floor and smiled at Neji.
"W-well, w-what do you think?"
Neji had finally opened his chocolate and looked up from it. He had an instant nosebleed as she did a couple of spins for him.
Hinata was wearing a red-glittery strapless bathing suit (the one-piece ones) with black fishnet leggings over her see-through red stockings. She also wore a black choker on her neck and black dangly bracelets. She also wore a devil horns headband and had a devil tail attached to her swimsuit. She also had a pitchfork she painted red. And wore red stilettos .
Neji quickly wiped his nosebleed as she started to stop spinning around.
"A-absolutely uh, breath-taking Hinata!" He smiled and gave her the thumbs up. Too bad more blood started to run down his nose.
"O-oh nii-san! A nosebleed! L-let me get that for you…" Hinata pulled out a handkerchief out of her cleavage in her swimsuit and started to wipe neji's nose.
Neji's face went red and his vision started to blur
"uh…" He fell over on the ground and had black swirleys on his eyes with his face burning red.
"N-n-nii-san!!! Are you ok?!" Hinata shook him. She dropped on her knees to the ground and put her hands to her face. "What am I g-going to do now?!"
Ten Ten and Lee
"YOUTH is a very important aspect as it holds our soul bringing beauty throughout the world-"
Tenten turned up her i-Pod louder to drown out Lee's rambling.
It's like he is a HIPPIE. Except he won't SHUT UP!!
"Blah blah blah, youth, blah blah blah Gai- sensei, blah blah blah, toothpaste brings shine to teeth, blah blah yada" was all TenTen could hear.
"Lee…-"
"BUT THEN you must brush in circular motions to get the full effect of oral tooth paste… but the best kind to use is defiantly colgate 24 hours. More sparkle for longer time!"
"Lee……-"
"But never get weird flavors like bubblegum or cinnamon… they make your breath smell weird. Its best to use mint"
"LEE…-"
"Gai- sensei also had minty floss he lets me borrow- wait TenTen where did you go?"
Tenten jumped through trees as she took a shortcut. No longer can she stand to hear lee ramble out… toothpaste and how they make his teeth sparkle.
She sat down on a branch to rest. Then pulled out her cell phone to find it vibrating.
NEW TEXT MSG
She flipped her phone open and opened the message
Ten TeN where r u? Well I am going to assume you needed to go get ready for tonites party… I will c u then! Bai! Xoxoxoxoxoxo.
"AWWW he put x's and o's! Maybe he isn't that bad after all"
Ten Ten skipped back to her house and started getting ready.
"Nothing like a good ninja suit to start off the night…"
She looked at her clock
5:40
She still had another hour before she needed to leave. TenTen did a couple of hand signs and teleported to her couch with her TV turned on.
The TV flashed showing Kono 5 News.
"Happy Halloween everyone! The night where kids go out and trick or treat, lets go see what these young kids are dressing up as this year…"
She pulled a couple of kids attention and brought them over.
"So what are you this Halloween?"
"I'm the awesome ITACHII"
"The dude who killed his clan?"
"Yeah, except for that one helpless brother of his hahahaha"
"hahahaha"
Ten Ten giggled a little. "What a dork that kid must have grown up to be. Wait… I feel like I know who that kid is…"
TenTen looked at a picture of her and her gang of friends and looked as Sasuke.
"…Maybe..NAHH Sasuke is way to cool to be that little kid!"
Some where in Sasuke's house
Sasuke sipped a bit of his soda and sneezed spitting all the soda all over his shirt
"Ugh, not again…. It seems like this happened 5 times a day…"
Sorry this had to be a bit short, but this is only part one. Part two will be waaay longer… I promise This was just to start you off on what going on. So yeah, part two may not be out for a little while because im thinking of doing a drawing of everyones costume… and posting it on something like deviant art. Oh well, next chapter I will give you the link if I actually draw it. Well I already said to much to until next chapter! R&R! bye bye