Author's Note: And so this is the chapter that will concluded "Return of the Knights." I hope you guys had enjoyed the story. I really enjoy typing this fanfic, but you all know it would eventually come to an end. I hope you guys enjoy this last chapter! ^^


Chapter 10: The Good O'Days

Blade dragged himself into King Dedede's bedroom while holding a toilet plunger in his hand. "Damn King Dedede with his ****ing job. I wish the Cappies had killed him," he grumbled under his breath. He spotted a Waddle Dee walking through the hallway. Blade walked up to the Waddle Dee. "Hey, you wanna earn five bucks?"

The Waddle Dee remained silent.

"Thanks bud!" Blade handed the Waddle Dee the toilet plunger and ran off. The Waddle Dee looked at the toilet plunger.

Blade ran through the hallway and crashed into Sword.

"What on earth are you up to?" asked Sword after he got up and wiped himself.

"I was just jogging around the castle," replied Blade.

"Shut up. I know you're up to something."

"I made a Waddle Dee unclog the toilet instead."

"That's actually pretty smart."

Sword and Blade began to walk together, until they saw another Waddle Dee run past them. The Waddle Dee was holding a mop.

"I wonder what's going on," said Sword.

"Those Waddle Dee are stupid…I know they must have done something stupid like they always do," replied Blade.

"Should we go check, just in case?"

"Fine…just to avoid King Dedede's wrath."

The two knights began to walk where the Waddle Dee ran off. Suddenly, they saw a puddle of water under the door to King Dedede's bed room.

"What the hell happened!?" shouted Blade.

"I don't know. You're the one who trusted a Waddle Dee."

"Shut up…damn you Waddle Dee!" Blade ran to the door and opened it. Water began to pour out of the room. He and Sword ran inside and entered the bathroom. They saw the Waddle Dee with the toilet plunger.

"How the hell did you screw this up? A plunger is supposed to UNCLOG the toilet!" shouted Blade. He quickly snatched the toilet plunger away from the Waddle Dee. "I have to do everything myself." He walked up to the toilet, but he heard a disturbing sound from a distance.

"What is going on!?"

That voice belonged to King Dedede. Blade handed the toilet plunger back to the Waddle Dee. He and Sword ran out of the bathroom and began to panic.

"That fat penguin is on his way!" cried out Blade.

"Damnit, what are we gonna do?"

Blade looked around. "I have an idea." He grabbed Sword and tossed him out of the window. Blade jumped off as well. Both knights landed safely onto a bush.

"What happened to my room!?' roared King Dedede from the window.

"Okay…for once I thank you for tossing me off the window," said Sword.

"No prob."

"What are you two doing here?" asked Meta Knight.

Sword and Blade looked up and saw Meta Knight staring at them. Meta Knight had his cape wrapped around him, despite such hot weather.

"Uh….nothing," said Sword and Blade in unison.

Meta Knight looked up and saw King Dedede toss a Waddle Dee holding a toilet plunger out of the window. King Dedede poked his head out of the window. "Don't you dare come and flood up my room again! I sent Blade to do the damn cleaning! Not you!!"

"You sent a Waddle Dee to do your job?" asked Meta Knight.

Sword pointed at Blade. "It was him!"

"Sword, Blade, please resume doing your jobs. We are not paid for hiding in the bushes."

Sword and Blade jumped out of the bush and entered the castle. They went their separate ways. Blade entered King Dedede's bedroom and grabbed a toilet plunger from the bathroom. "I'm so gonna regret doing this."

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The three knights returned to their own room. Blade jumped onto his bed with his face lying on the pillow. Sword sat up watching the television. Meta Knight grabbed a book and sat by the window to begin reading.

"Is reading all that you do?" complained Sword.

"It is much better than watching television which can ruin your vision and it does not help with gaining knowledge. You simply learn more about stupidity," replied Meta Knight.

"Hey, it's almost dinner time," said Blade.

"Great! I'm starving!" exclaimed Sword.

Sword and Blade ran out of the room with Meta Knight walking behind. The two apprentice knights ran into the kitchen and began to raid the refrigerator.

"Damnit, there's nothing to eat!" complained Blade.

"I believe that King Dedede had a snack," said Meta Knight.

"The entire fridge!?"

Meta Knight sighed. "That is King Dedede I'm afraid."

"I don't want to eat at Chef Kawasaki's place," groaned Sword.

"Are you not hungry?"

Sword and Blade sighed. They followed Meta Knight out of the kitchen. As they walked through the hallway, Blade looked out and spotted a group of Cappies standing by the door angrily. Many of them were holding pitch forks and torches. Chef Kawasaki and the Chief Bookem were banging on the door.

Blade sighed. "What did King Dedede do this time?"

"We refuse to pay cable fee!" shouted Samo.

Meta Knight turned around and headed straight toward the throne room with Sword and Blade following behind.

"King Dedede? The Cappies are rebelling again," said Meta Knight upon entry to the throne room.

"I know. I need more money!" shouted King Dedede laughing soon after.

"One question…do WE have to pay cable fee?" asked Blade.

"EVERYONE has to pay except for me since I own it."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" Blade jumped up trying to tackle King Dedede, but Sword and Meta Knight grabbed him. Blade struggled to free himself, but he eventually gave up.

Sword and Meta Knight dragged Blade out of the throne room. They walked into their room and slammed the door shut.

"I hate King Dedede SOOO much! That fat ass only cares about money!" roared Blade.

"I know you despise the King very much, but have you not learned what happened when the King is attacked?" said Meta Knight.

"You know…I wish the Cappies really did rebel against King Dedede. I am TIRED of him!" shouted Sword.

Meta Knight sighed. "I see you have still learned nothing. I am sorry to say, but King Dedede will not be gone anytime soon. You are simply going to have to deal with him. He may be a huge burden in our lives, but we need him for the sake of Dreamland."

"He makes Dreamland worse!" retorted Blade.

"Yes he does, but deal with it."


And so this is the conclusion to Return of the Knights. This chapter was basically meant to explain that that Sword and Blade's life is still gonna be hell. I gotta feel sorry for them. I hope you guys enjoyed the story! I had a lot of fun typing this fanfic! ^^ I love writing fanfics about Sword and Blade. I may either start a new Kirby fic or I will continue a older fanfic "Misadventure of Sword and Blade." If you like the craziness that went on with my two favorite knights, I'm sure you'll love that fic as well! ^^

This is starrgrl24 over and out! Have a good day my readers!