Chapter Two : Team Kakashi As It Should Be.

"Ok everything looks good. You should be able to go home tomorrow morning or afternoon at the latest."

Sakura placed her stethoscope back around her neck, and smiled at her patient. Her patient smiled back. "Thank-you Sakura-sama, you are such a good kunochi. Your uncle would be proud." Sakura smiled as her eyes filled with tears, but fought them back as she thought of her uncle.

"And thank-you Kanabi-san. I like to think he would be proud of my brother and I. Now you rest so I can keep my word that you get out tomorrow." after a nod and another smile, Sakura headed to the nurses station.

Half way to the nurses station, Sakura heard her name being called. "Sakura-sama." Sakura turned to see an anbu kneeling on the floor behind her. "Tsunade-sama requests your presence in her office." Sakura nodded and the anbu disappeared.

Sakura continued to the nurses station, filled out the patient report and said good-bye to the nurses and headed to the Hokage's building.

"Stupid gosh darn paperwork..." Shizune kept placing piles of paperwork on the desk as Tsunade mumbled about how much she hated doing paperwork and smiled the whole time while silently snickering at her mentors's situation.

Tsunade was in the middle of an outburst when a knock was heard from the door. "Enter." Sakura opened the door to the view of her sensei's desk. All she could see was the desk, piles of paperwork, and only her sensei's eyes and the top of her head above the piles of paper. "Ah Sakura, good that you are here. You have a secret mission. Take this scroll." a small scroll flew across the room and Sakura caught it.

"You're to take it to our good friends in Suna asap. You leave right away." with that said Sakura left the room and missed Tsunade's last words. "Be safe."

Sakura opened the apartment that she shared with her brother, and grabbed her Ninja pack, and Lightfoot's pack, that she always has set up for moments just like these. She quickly wrote a note for Jake explaining her absence if she wasn't back in time, and headed to the village gates.

Before she stepped out the gates, she said her see ya later's to Kotetsu, and Izumo then jumped off to start her mission.

Instead of walking to Suna, Sakura decided to see just how fast she could make it to the land of sand. As she was running through the forest at her fastest pace, which wasn't at her full strength, she noticed animals of the forest and concentrated her mind to that of the animals.

Animals are very observant and careful creatures. Sakura had learn how to tap into that by training her mind to sync with Lightfoot's, and used it without hurting the host, to see if any threats were present in the past week, or few days. So far no one had been through this area in the past few days, or the past week. It was then that touched the mind of a chipmunk not to far away when she got a surprise.

She quickly stopped on the next branch she reached, while still carefully probing the chipmunks mind. There was something familiar in the essence burned into the chipmunks mind. She just couldn't place it, but she knew it was evil. 'Why is this essence so familiar? I know this feeling of dread too. I hate it. From here out I'm gonna pay more attention to my surroundings.'

With that decision made, she jumped from her crouched position on the branch and continued her quick pace to Suna. By the time Suna's gates came into sight. She was only slightly winded and only three hours had passed.

At the gates she was greeted by a familiar face. Sakura smiled and waved to Temari and picked up her pace. Temari raised her hand and waved back. Just as her hand reached her side again, Sakura had come to a stop in front of her.

"I didn't think anyone would be here to greet me." Sakura said to her dear friend. Temari laughed, "I figured you'd be here about this time. Tsunade sent word you were on your way. And here you are. And it only took you three hours. A new record. You beat Naruto's six hours." Sakura smiled "I guess I did. Lets not tell Naruto ok? He'll be heart broken to know he's been beat by a girl....Again."

Temari laughed and nodded then motioned Sakura to join her into the village. "So Sakura, hows Jake and the guys?" Sakura looked over at Temari "Jake's doing good. Him and his friends are trying for the special ops Anbu squad. And Jake's hoping to learn under Kakashi sensei. As for Gage, Koza, Kaiden and the rest are doing good. I'll be seeing them when I get back home."

Temari sighed. "I miss everyone. Maybe I'll ask Gaara if I can travel back with you and bring the reply to Tsunade's message and visit everyone." Sakura smiled "that would be great."

Sakura looked up at the building in front of her and remembered when her, Kakashi and Naruto had travelled here in order to help with the search for Gaara. But was pulled away from those thoughts when Temari turned away from the room that led to Gaara.

"Aren't we going to see Gaara?" she asked the blonde. Temari smiled. "Yes. He's in the Garden." "Oh. So he's not the workaholic everyone thinks he is eh?" Temari smiled and opened the door to the garden area. "By the way, Where's Lightfoot?" Sakura smiled at the mention of her beloved companion. "He's been sleeping in my pack. It's been rough the past week."

Temari smiled and nodded in understanding. Temari led Sakura to the back of the garden. Sakura could hear water falling. They cleared the trees and the sight left Sakura breathless. The water flowed over the flattest and smoothest rocks she'd ever seen, the flowers were some she'd never seen, and others were ones she absolutely loved. Gaara was standing in front of the waterfall feeding the fish swimming in the pond.

"Gaara. Our favourite messenger is here." Gaara turned to his sister and Sakura. "Yes Tsunade sent word you were coming." Sakura walked up to Gaara and presented him the scroll. "Message delivered successfully." Gaara chuckled surprising both women. Sakura turned to Temari and pointed to Gaara. "Did.....did he just.....chuckle?" Temari picked her mouth up off the grass. "I believe he just did... all right were's my real brother?" She playfully grabbed his shoulders and shook him.

As soon as she saw his glare, she released him, laughing and smiling. "Ah there he is. Don't scare me like that. By the way can I visit Konoha with Sakura?" Gaara nodded. "Sure call it a boost in our two countries bond. Good afternoon Lightfoot, I trust your sleep was magnificent in that luxurious bag of yours?"

Temari and Sakura looked down at the bunny who was currently poking hie front paws and cute face out the opening. "Ah Gaara-sama. It indeed was a pleasure. Same with my slumber. Did you add something delectable to this amazing garden?"

Gaara nodded. "If you find what it is, you can have as many as Sakura, and Temari are able to carry back. Good luck to you my friend." Lightfoot nodded and jumped off into the bushes. Sakura laughed. "What is my dear companion on the hunt for today Gaara?" Gaara just shrugged and examined the scroll. He then wrote out a response, and handed it to Temari, just as Lightfoot hopped back to them with a carrot in his paws.

"Congratulations Lightfoot. You've found my newest surprise. I do hope you two have plenty of room for his gift?" Temari grimaced while Sakura laughed. "Aye that I do. I'm always prepared for your gifts for Lightfoot Gaara. He'll be much appreciated once we are back home."

Gaara nodded "then I bid you ado and see you on your short journey home. I assume I will be short for the trip here was short. Breaking Naruto's record deserves a prize as well, but I'll keep this to myself of course."

"Then you have my thanks Gaara, for that and for the carrots."

Temari and Sakura collected Lightfoot's prize, all their supplies and even Lightfoot. They waved good-bye to Gaara and headed for Konoha, easily reaching the gates in three hours.

Kotetsu and Izumo were as Always on duty. "Sakura-sama you've definitely beat your records. Including Naruto's, but not o worry, we'll keep it secret from Naruto." Sakura winked, pointed to her nose and smiled. "Good idea. Tsunade is at the tower right?"

"As she always is. We kinda wonder if she'll ever get caught up in that paperwork." Sakura nodded "that we all do. Later guys." Sakura and Temari continued their walk through the village to the hokage tower.

Together they climbed the endless steps until finally reaching the Hokage's door. Sakura knocked and entered when she heard a 'come in' from beyond the other side of the door. Sakura opened the door and entered her sensei's main office.

"Mission complete Tsunade- sama, and we've a guest." Tsunade looked up from the book she was studying. A smile graced her face once she noticed Temari and her Apprentice standing in her office. "Welcome Temari, and how is Gaara?" Sakura burst out laughing just remembering Gaara and his slip up. Temari didn't bother to ask what was funny, for she instantly remembered the situation.

"He chuckled today, which surprised us, and scared us just a little." Tsunade's eyes brows rose. "He can laugh? That's new." Temari then handed the scroll from Gaara over. "This is for you. And now my mission is complete, permission to stay a few days?" Tsunade laughed.

"Few days granted. I trust Gaara is accepting of this on his side?" Temari nodded "he believes it will strengthen the bond between our two countries much more." Tsunade smiled. "Sounds good. I hope you enjoy your few days with us."

Temari inclined her head In thanks. Sakura turned to Temari. "How about lunch?" Temari agreed. The girls said good-bye to Tsunade and headed into the village for lunch.

Sakura and Temari walked to the ramen shop and knew instantly who they'd find there eating. Sitting in a chair at the counter, was non other then Uzumaki Naruto, and beside him was Uchiha Sasuke.

"Naruto, haven't you ever heard of a napkin?" Startled, Naruto turned to face Sakura, with a noodle stuck to his chin.. "yes, and it's sitting unused beside my bowl. I was gonna use it once I finished. Hello Temari."

"Hello Naruto. At least you've got better manners when it comes to greeting people, except it would be better if you didn't have that noodle stuck to your chin. . . . Oh and Gaara can laugh."

NAruto paused in the middle of taking the noodle of his chin, and try to eat it, "I knew it. Maybe Sai can learn from Gaara."

"Yeah that would be the day."

At this moment Sasuke spoke up "By the way Sakura, where's Lightfoot?" Sakura didn't have to say a word, for Lightfoot poked his face out of his carrying bag. "Ah Naruto, and Sasuke. Good to see you both. Where are Genji, and Sanji?"

Both Naruto and Sasuke pointed to their packs. From Naruto's pack, a blue frog hopped onto the counter. Genji is roughly the same size as Lightfoot. Out of Sasuke's pack slithered a black with blue spotted snake and joined Genji on the counter.

Lightfoot hopped from Sakura's pack and together all three began a small battle, but kept the fight to only the floor and made sure not to hit anything, that would cause damage.

"Lightfoot seems to be very energetic today." Sakura snickered "it's Gaara's fault. Gaara gave Lightfoot a bunch of carrots, and all we could carry was his prize for finding Gaara's new addition to his garden. Naruto nodded in understanding. Sakura decided she was tired of standing and sat in the empty chair beside Sasuke, and Temari took the chair on the other side of Naruto.

Sakura and Temari had just ordered their food, when everyone else showed up, and Lightfoot, Genji and Sanji all returned to their packs. Koza sat beside Sakura, and Gage and Kaiden, were next to him. Koza asked Sakura. "How is the ninja who you treated the past two weeks?" Sakura answered just as her food was placed in front of her. "She's good. She'll be able to leave the hospital sometime tomorrow, depending on how much rest she gets."

Koza nodded. "That's good. I'd hate to be in her spot." through out the conversation, Sasuke was silent. He'd been back for fours years, and he still was only a little comfortable with these guys. He tuned back in when Gage asked Sakura if she'd be up for Sparing. He looked at Sakura waiting for her answer as everyone else was.

"Sure. Name the time and place, Lightfoot and I'll be there." Gage smiled. "Finally, a willing challenger. Sweet. How about in an hour, at team seven's training grounds? That way you'll know the territory at least." Sakura smirked, "gladly. This isn't some type of handicap is it, cause if it is, you'll get your ass whooped."

Gage chuckled. "No handicap. Just thought familiar grounds would be a good idea." Temari leaned forward, so she could see Sakura and Gage around Naruto. "This will be good to watch." Sakura kept her eyes on Gage as she asked. "What preference of weapons are we going for?"

Gage kept her stare. "Anything and everything." "Good see you in an hour then."

An hour later, all of rookie nine, and Gage's team-mates were gathered on the grass anxiously waiting for the friendly spar to begin.

Sakura stood in the middle of the field, she had her eyes closed and her hand up with two fingers pointing up, while the others formed her fist, and close to her face. The breeze blew her hair in her face, which was waist length, but she didn't move to push it away from her face.

Sasuke watched as she stood there. He was about to walk over and ask why, but Naruto stepped beside him. "She's meditating, she'll do that even once the fight begins. It's her way." "It will get her killed one day." Naruto smiled. "Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows. But both you and I even have our own ways, which people say will get us killed one day. If it happens, it happens. But for now, who's to say how someone should fight as long as they come out the victor every time.?" Sasuke just stayed quiet and thought of what NAruto said. "Since when did you get so smart?" "Since I've seen to many people beside me die. Watching friends get hurt, or others leaving. But I've learned to look at it from there perspective. I may be dumb, but I know not to try and change someone if they don't want to be changed. Just talk some sense into them, and try to get them to see that what they do isn't always the right thing."

"Hn"

Gage walked out to the field and stood opposite to Sakura who was still in her meditating state. He slowly pulled his sword from it's sheath, and held it in his hands in front of him and closed his eyes. In front of everyone's eyes, Gage disappeared. Not wanting to look away they were all were surprised to hear the sound of metal hitting metal, before seeing anything.

They all looked towards Sakura to see she too had a sword and was effortlessly holding back Gage's blade. It was Sakura's turn to move next. She pushed back Gage's blade with enough force that slightly through him off balance and swung her blade around and jammed it into ground. She then sent her super strength through the sword and into the ground, causing the same effect as if she'd punched the ground with her fist.

Rocks and boulders flew up off the ground and followed Gage. As he retreated, he used his sword to break through any rocks coming at him. Sakura concentrated on the bond with Lightfoot inside her pack. This was part of the plan they'd thought up during the night as well as the special contact lens her family have always used. They were clear to show her natural eye colour, but once her Haruno sight was activated, all anyone saw was her natural eye colour. Green and not the light blue.

Lightfoot was building up the necessary chakra for the Haruno sight, while Sakura used her own chakra for her jutsu's. She blocked and jabbed at Gage as he came at her again.

'Sakura, chakra building is complete. Whenever you are ready, as will I, If Gage switches tactics or uses his special techniques. It's a good thing we watched Gage's last spar'

'That it was. Good job Lightfoot.'

Sakura turned her attention back to Gage and blocked another blow from his sword and watched him jump back, his sword disappeared, and he began doing hand seals. Inside Sakura smiled bu on the outside al she did was raise her eyebrows.

Gage prepared himself for his special technique and continued to watch Sakura's movements as he built up the required power to achieve the technique. He noticed the raise eyebrows on Sakura and the excitement inside Gage grew. He completed the hand signs and began his attack.

'Here he comes, get ready Lightfoot.'

'Right'

Sakura closed her eyes and used the chakra from Lightfoot and activated the Haruno sight. She opened her eyes to see Gage right in front of her, about ready to do his technique. It was at this moment, she saw his weakness and flaw to his technique.

But she wasn't ready to spring it just yet. She dodged and blocked all his attacks till just the right moment. He kept up the attacks and blocking her's, then Sakura had one minor slip up, and Gage managed to slice her skin on her upper right arm, and that's when Sakura decided it was time. She waited till he rose the sword to attack again, and that's when he turned her sword around so that she was holding the blade, and butted him in the gut, swept him off his feet and held the blade to his throat.

"Very good Gage. You're improving. Next time you may be able to beat me." Sakura moved off Gage and allowed him to sit up. She then healed his pain from her jab. Gage watched her as she healed him. "I'm glad I fought you Sakura. Now I really understand why you're so famous for passing Tsunade in talent, skill, beauty, and intelligence."

Sakura smiled "thank-you Gage. It was a pleasure to be challenged."

Sakura finished healing Gage then helped him to his feet. "By the way Sakura. How did you know where my weak spots where? I keep them well guarded." Sakura nodded "that you were. I had to watch for the right moment to sneak through your guards. But other then that, I've watched you fight others. I observed your stance and how you fight. Your excellent. I wish I was like that."

Gage laughed. "Ah but you are. Don't forget I've watched you. You know when to strike, and when not to. You've come along way yourself. As have we all." Sakura agreed. Naruto ran over to Gage and Sakura with everyone in tow.

Sasuke looked at his old team-mate with a new understanding of how She's come a long way. But there was still something bugging him. Even he couldn't see any of Gage's weak points, or flaws even with his Sharingan, or just from observing him. It was impossible for Sakura to know about that.

"That was amazing as always Sakura. Tsunade would be proud if she were here."

Sakura smiled at her friends, but it wasn't Tsunade that she was thinking would be proud, but her uncle. He's the one she's doing this for. She unconsciously reached up and held her uncle's ring hanging from her cousins necklace, and everything about that night flashed through her mind. Before they could fully pull themselves to her mind, she shut hem out, and concentrated on her friends instead. She saw Sasuke looking at her with a strange expression on his face. 'Wonder what that look is for?'

That's when she felt it. She noticed that Sasuke did as well, and she turned to the trees, just as two figures appeared on the tree branches above them.

"Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke. Lady Tsunade would like to see you in her office." Sakura smirked and leaped into the trees and hugged both ninja's, Stunning her friends only to get stunned again, when they hugged back.

"Nii-San your back. Hope you have been good. And Kero, Hows the Anbu going?" both men took off their masks revealing to everyone their faces. Hugging Sakura around the waist was her Brother Haruno Jake, and the man with his arm around her shoulder was her cousin Haruno Kero.

Once her friends realized who they were, they began greeting Sakura's most precious people besides her friends, teachers and pets.

"Jake do you know what Tsunade is wanting us three for? We haven't worked together in six years."

Jake shrugged "you know how it is for us anbu, you all being anbu yourselves, that we don't ask questions, just follow orders." Sakura pouted and nodded. "Right should have of figured you'd say that." they then noticed Naruto handing Kero twenty bucks, and Naruto's face was sad. "Ok NAruto, did you bet Kero twenty bucks that Jake would not say that and in turn you lost cause Kero knows his cousin like he knows himself?"

Naruto pouted and nodded. Sakura and Sasuke smirked. "Serves you right dope." Naruto just suck out hi tongue to Sasuke. " NAruto no need to be childish. Anyway it's time to go see Tsunade."

Sakura said good-bye to everyone and left with Naruto and Sasuke right behind her.

They reached the Hokage's office two minutes early. Sakura knocked on the door and entered when addressed to. "Tsunade- shisu you called for us?"

Tsunade looked up and nodded "yup. Just waiting two more people to join us." Sakura nodded "Kakashi-sensei and Yamato- sensei, correct?" Tsunade smiled "exactly, but we sent Yamato after Kakashi so they wouldn't be late."

"Who's late Tsunade-sama?" Tsunade chuckled. "For once, not you Kakashi. This Is a first for you." Kakashi Smiled and Yamato Chuckled. Naruto not being able to keep quiet anymore asked "what are we here for Tsunade-Baa chan?"

Tsunade got very serious at this point. "One of our Genin teams has not returned. They were due back four hours ago. Their mission was to bring an important scroll to the water country. The village sent word they received the scroll, and the team headed back. They failed to check in, and haven't been seen entering any of the gates. You're to travel to the water country and find them."

Naruto, curious as he was asked "who's team was it Tsunade-baa chan?" Tsunade looked down and Sakura knew who's team right away. Stunned she let slip her guess. "Konohamaru." Naruto looked at Sakura then back to Tsunade to catch her nod of confirmation.

"Yes. They're the best of their class. They shouldn't have had any problems with this mission. They're just as you all were, when you were genin. But you always returned when you were supposed to. Same with Konohamaru. They have a perfect record till today. Find them, and bring them home."

Everyone nodded and collected their stuff and left the Hokage's office. Outside the Hokage building, Kakashi turned to his team. "Meet me at our training grounds and we'll get reacquainted before we leave."

They all nodded and dispersed.

Fifteen minutes later, Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke and Yamato were waiting for Kakashi to arrive. After waiting two minutes Sakura announced "Finally!" Sasuke and Naruto looked at her in confusion, while Yamato Smiled and chuckled.

Kakashi appeared right in front of Sakura, so they were toe- to- toe. "You've improved Sakura. And you Sasuke. Naruto not so much, still needs improvement but good. It would've been better if you hadn't spoken. More fun." Sakura smiled "sorry couldn't help myself." Kakashi smiled and finally stepped back. "Ok. If everyone's ready, then lets go save some important friends."

Kakashi did some hand seals and Pakkun appeared before everyone. "Ah Kakashi." "Pakkun, I need you to pick up Konohamaru's scent once we reach the water country, and find where they are."

"Right"

together they all jumped into the trees and headed for the water country.

"Konohamaru, what are we going to do?" Moegi asked over her Shoulder. They were in a room that had no windows, only one door and just one light which was above he door and shining on Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon.

Konohamaru struggled and tried to get out of the chakra strings that were binding him. Moegi and Udon were also bound by chakra strings, and that they'd just about given up trying to get out.

"I don't know. But I do know we'll get out. We're four hours over due back home. They'll send someone to come find us. I promise.."

Moegi nodded and continued to struggle to get out. Konohamaru looked over at Udon. He'd passed out, after the first three hours. He'd freaked out at being tied up and having his movements restricted, but Udon feared being tied up.

'I got to do something and get us out of here.'

It was three pm by the time team Kakashi reached the land of water. They entered the village gates and looked around the bustling streets. "Ok Pakkun see what you can find, while we look around."

"Right"

they split into teams. Naruto went with Yamato, Sasuke was with Sakura, and Kakashi began to ask the villages head master as to whether or not Konohamaru and his team actually left.

Sasuke looked back and forth down the street as he and Sakura checked a back alley, when Lightfoot hopped from his pack, and Sanji also slithered out of his.

"Lightfoot? What is it?" Lightfoot replied "there's something strange ahead in a building. Let Sanji and I check it out." Nodding Sakura and Sasuke watched as the pair silently hopped and slithered over to a building on the corner. Sasuke then pulled Sakura to the wall next to him, so that anyone inside wouldn't be able to see them, but they'd be able to keep an eye on Lightfoot and Sanji.

Lightfoot hopped behind objects in his path, while Sanji slithered around the ones in his way. They came upon the entrance into the building, and lightfoot sat on the one side, while Sanji was on the other.

"Sanji you'll have to go in. You'll be able to fit under the door, and let us know what you find. But re-con only." "I know Lightfoot. You'll know first if I find anything, then Sasuke and Sakura."

Sanji moved to the crack of the door, but pulled back when the door opened and a man walked out and way from the building.

Sasuke, seeing the door open, grabbed Sakura and pulled her closer to him, and pushed them both down as to not be seen. Lucky for them the man went down the other alley way. Sanji didn't wait for the door to close, and darted inside. He'd slithered from the hall to the place where he'd and Lightfoot had felt the strange feeling.

He went passed the kitchen, living room and down he stairs to the basement. He couldn't sense anything dangerous but he was picking up on frustration, helplessness, anger, and a lot of fear. He moved closer to the door where the sensations came from the strongest and slithered his was under the door, to come face to face with a passed out Udon.

Udon picked that moment to slowly wake up, only to see a snake. "Ahh." Udon screamed and thrashed around on the floor while Sanji just looked at him with an amused look on his face. Moegi and Konohamaru looked over to their team-mate, and spotted Sanji.

"Udon be quiet. It's Sanji. Sasuke's snake companion." by this point Udon was on the other side of the room, pushing himself as much as he could against he wall screaming, but stopped when Konohamaru explained who it was. "Oh"

Konohamaru turned to Sanji. "Sanji, who all is with you?" Sanji slithered closer to Konohamaru. "I'm here with Sasuke- sama and Sakura- Sama. Naruto is with Yamato off looking in another part of the village, and Kakashi is talking to the those who said you have left the village which is obviously a lie." Konohamaru smiled "good. Go tell Sasuke and SAkura we are here."

Sanji nodded and slithered back the way he'd come. He went back under the door and met up with Lightfoot.

"Where are Sasuke-sama and Sakura- sama?" LIghtfoot pointed his paw in the direction to find the two. Sanji nodded and said. "Go tell them I've found the."

Lightfoot appeared before Sasuke and Sakura and said. "Sanji found them. They're in the basement bound by chakra strings." Sakura smirked. "Alright guys. Good work. Now its our turn." Sakura put her hand up to her ear and pressed the communication button.

"Kakashi, Naruto, Yamato. We've located Konohamaru's team. We're in the back alley behind sleepy joes. Lets not let anyone know we've found them. Lets keep quiet about this." "Copy. Good idea Sakura. You and Sasuke get them out and meet us outside the city gates with them in a disguise."

"Ok meet you there in half an hour."

"We'll be there."

Turning to Sasuke, she said. "Let's go." Sakura quickly got to the door and kept her senses spread out around her, and kept watch for any disturbances. So far nothing. She eased the door open, and crept inside with Sasuke keeping watch behind them, but following her inside.

Once inside, they followed Lightfoot and Sanji to the basement. Sakura went in the door, while Sasuke kept the door open, and to keep watch. Sakura hurried over to the Genin's and let them loose. "Ok Transform into someone different. We're heading home. You can explain once we reach Tsunade-sama."

"Yes Sakura-sama."

The three transformed into hot women that Naruto had competitions with them about, and they clung to Sasuke acting as fan girls. Sakura couldn't help but smile and giggle. Sasuke glared at her for laughing, and at the other three for their brilliant (although he'd never mention it) plan and said "lets get out of here. You three and Naruto are dead when this is over."

Confused, Konohamaru asked. "Why Naruto?" "For teaching you this ridiculous jutsu." "Oh!"

They headed up from the basement and out the door. Just outside the alley, LIghtfoot and Sanji went back in their packs. Walking down the town's streets, and seeing the villagers faces where priceless. Sakura was having a difficult time keeping a straight face and not bursting out laughing at Sasuke's predicament.

Sasuke had the perfect glare on his face which was believable to everyone that Sasuke was just having another bad day with fan girls.

They made it to the gates and outside the village with no incidents but tons of laughter. They met up with Kakashi, Yamato and Naruto. Sasuke went up to Naruto and punched him in the gut. Sakura stopped anyone from interfering, while letting Giggles slip.

"Ow... what was that for teme?" Sasuke pulled away and stood by Sakura. "That was for teaching these three your harem jutsu."

Still confused Naruto looked to Sakura for confirmation. "They used your jutsu to act as Sasuke's fan girls to escape the village without being discovered. It was absolutely hilarious." Seeing Sasuke glaring at her, she looked to him. "Sorry, but it was. It was so unexpected and brilliant that no one knew otherwise."

Sasuke just looked into the trees and dug his foot into he dirt. Kakashi then said "alright, now that we know he answer to that, lets get home." everyone nodded and took off towards Konoha.

"Ahaha ha." Tsunade slumped over on her desk once they finished explaining the situation. "Oh ow. My stomach. Very good distraction technique." She was looking at them all and saw when Sasuke hit Naruto on the head. She giggled and asked "now why hit Naruto?"

"He taught them that jutsu you call a technique." Tsunade smiled. "Well good." Sakura had to step in. "Um. Tsunade-sama, it's a sexy jutsu naruto uses to manipulate Jiraiya-Sama."

Tsunade leaned her face on her hands. "Sometimes a ninja has o do anything o get a situation in their favour. Naruto had just learned a very strange and discusting one."

"Yes Tsunade-shisu."

"Now everyone out. You can have a few days off."