Chapter 1

I don't own Maximum ride. I wish I did though and I now never want Figgy pudding. (Shudders)

Grayson POV: Checking into a hotel at 2 am is not fun at all because it's not that nice cheerful person that checks you in and offers you an extra pillow; no you get like Mike Tyson on one of his bad days. After that terrible night (I thought this place was called the Sleep Inn I didn't any sleep that night, I was too afraid that the person who checked me in would come into my room and beat the crap out of me), I decided to fly to Max's house and use my plan (my plan, first come into Max's house and use the old friend technique and then I would take Nudge and Iggy out and kill them…see not too complicated) so yeah not hard right? Wrong! I got lost and I was flying around lost when I saw a pop rocket coming right at me "OH HELL NO!!!!"

Max POV: I was sitting on the couch watching Gossip Girl with Nudge (don't ask) When I heard a pop rocket go off and then Gazzy laughing "Oh Damn it Iggy!"

I ran to see what happened and saw a large bird get hit with the pop rocket and just plop into the woods. Iggy said to Gazzy not knowing of my presence "Alright, let's go clean up the body"

Grayson POV: God? Are you there? It's me, Grayson; I'm just wondering why you just hit me with a pop rocket. I awoke to a voice saying "Damn where is that bird?" Iggy. I shook off the pile of leaves and stood up and started to walk away when I noticed there was a hole right in front of me and I was already walking towards it and couldn't stop walking, yeah God officially off my fave 5.

Max POV: I followed Iggy and Gazzy but they now knew of my presence Iggy said before turning "Gazzy, did Michael Jackson come back to life and start stalking us?" they turned to get a lecture from me (wow…Fang was right I am turning into my mother) and I said "let's just find this poor dead bird before Ella and Nudge figure ou"… I stopped because Ella and Nudge had heard the whole thing and they had just joined PETA and started hitting Iggy with their purses, "Iggy, did Max just say you killed a poor innocent bird?" "No…Gazzy killed a poor innocent bird" before Gazzy could say anything he was being attacked by two pink purses that were 20 pounds filled up with every flavor of lip smacker. As they attacked Gazzy I turned to Iggy saying "find the bird and get rid of the body before Nudge calls in every member of PETA" and I turned to stop PETA patrol from killing Gazzy when I turned to see them whimpering and him telling them something.

I didn't realize what was going on until I saw the bubblegum flavor of lip smacker in his hand, I started to listen in on the conversation "Now, girls if you want your chap stick" "IT'S LIP SMACKER!!!!" "Its crap" as he said that he threw it into the garbage can behind him. As he walked away Nudge dove into the garbage can like a rabid raccoon (I've seen them before, their vicious) and told it when she found it "its okay baby, its okay everything will be fine" and they walked away. I turned back to Iggy who was looking down into a hole and said "Max, This doesn't look like a bird?"

Grayson POV: I awoke from my tragic 5 foot fall to see Max and Iggy looking down at me like someone would look at a Lion at the zoo (oh gosh I gotta go to the zoo sometime this year), and I said "hello" like a person would say to an old friend but actually me and Max were old friends in fact old Crate Mates.

Max POV: I followed Iggy to a hole that Iggy had dug earlier this year and saw a person laying there and he opened his eyes and said "hello" Who the Hell says hello when they wake up from falling down a hole. But, somehow I knew this guy and then I saw something next to him they were white and they uncurled to reveal 11 and a half foot wings "One sec" I said to the person who also had wings and I pinched myself (I'm just wondering, who came up with the pinch yourself I must be dreaming joke, because whoever did I will build a time machine, go back in time, and beat their ass) I just thought back to how I knew this kid and I remembered "Grayson?"

Grayson POV: Aww, she remembered! I got myself up and jumped and said what I had just thought "Aww, you Remembered!"

Max POV: Great. Grayson is a smartass, it's not like we need anymore of those kinds of people around here, "I thought you were dead" I struggled to say. He said back "No, I was sleeping but you could have tried harder to wake me up"

Grayson POV: As we walked back to Max's house she was filling me in on what had happened and as she finished telling me about going to Antarctica I said "when you were in Antarctica I was probably at the zoo or something"

Fang POV: As Max had ran off to see what happened she ordered me to watch Gossip Girl with Ella, Nudge and Angel….Why don't you tell me to pull my eyes out instead, it'd me more entertaining. As Ella and Nudge had ran off to see what Max was doing I was about to follow when I found out I couldn't move, Yeah sometimes it isn't fun having a mind reader in the family that can control your body movements.

Max POV: As Me, Grayson and Iggy were walking into the house we heard Angel giggling and Fang snoring, as we walked into the Living room I saw Angel drawing on Fang's face with Nudge's lipstick, "Ain't I a Stinker?"

As Nudge was walking in Angel tossed the lipstick into clueless Gazzy's arms before he could throw it somewhere else he was tackled by the PETA patrol and beaten by Nudge until the lipstick was safely returned to Nudge and Ella.

Grayson POV: Maybe I won't kill Iggy and Nudge maybe I'll just stay here for a while.

AN: I just Realized That I didn't include Grayson's description; He is 5'9 105 pounds and has brown hair. P.S. Tsparks158 is my brother so yeah BOW DOWN to HIM and I'll will join YOU, Because he's a great author and I'm only half as good as him.