A/N: My third successful thing…I have control over the plot bunnies, so don't anger me.
I own nothing! And try to find the reference to Naruto The Abridged Series!
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Maria: I can't believe I'm back here with you. I mean, I missed you soooo much.
Shadow: Me, too, Maria. Me too.
Maria: I bet that my grandfather made you to make the people down here happier, am I right?
Shadow: ...No...To be a weapon...But I defied his logic!
Maria: I know it was because my grandfather was angry at the GUN people from kidnapping me so he wanted revenge, so that was your new purpose.
Shadow: Wow...Makes sense why most of my targets had GUN uniforms...
Flames: No kidding! I saw the trailer for your game Shadow. Most of your enemies were GUN guards. (Flames went back to kissing Silver)
(Meanwhile, Back on Endor-Whoops, sorry wrong script!-With The Author!)
Author: I'm bored! ...Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want you leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love, uhh
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my room
When your baby is sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
('Cause I'm a freak bitch, baby!)
I want it bad
Your bad romance
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
Work-work fashion baby
Work it
I'm a freak bitch baby
I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(I don't wanna be friends)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
(I don't wanna be friends)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
I want your loving
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance (Stops singing to notice everybody staring at him.) Um...LOOK! A DISTRACTION! (Runs)
(Back on the ranch)
Bokkun: ELLA! ELLA! ELLA! ELLA!
Ella: WHAT!??!?!!!?
Bokkun: ...Hi!
Flames: Um, me and Silver are goin' to chill on the patio out back to watch Ecco.
Maria: Have you still been on the ARK, Shaddie?
Everybody: (Is now singing I Gotta Feeling.
Shadow: No, I've been spending my days at Club Rouge with Rouge, Omega, and Mephiles.
Maria: You know you're not supposed to get drunk Shadow. But if it makes you happy, I guess I can live with that.
Shadow: No, I just don't have a regular house, so I pay rent there.
Maria: I thought you lived on the ARK like I used to?
Shadow: No, I was put into sustained animation, then brought back to life on earth.
Maria: OK Shaddie. You are such a cute and cuddly hedgehog, y'know.
Shadow: (Blushes, then kisses Maria)
Maria: Aww, Shadow. You're so sweet. (Kisses Shadow back)
Author: (Car pulls up to the house)
Flames: It's the Author!
Silver: Oh snap!
Author: ...I feel a presence. A presence I have not felt since... (Is almost hit with a ninja star. The Author turns around to see...ESPIO!)
Espio: Hello, Author.
Author: Espio! You're alive!
Espio: You bet!
Silver: Hey! You're back!
Author: How did you escape my guards?
Espio: I'm a Chameleon.
Author: Oh yeah. Now, EN GUARDE!
Silver: Did I mention that Maria Robotnik is here?
Espio: (Has a ridiculously drawn out epic sword fight with the Author)
Silver: They don't seem to notice me, did they?
Author: I (Parries) didn't (Cuts) notice! (Throws blade)
Silver: Well, Maria Robotnik is here!
Author: (Recovers blade) All right then!
Flames: Hey! You're back!
Author: (hits Espio with a bat) Yep!
Flames: Why'd you do that? That was really random.
Author: That's what I specialize in! Remember the deleted scene?
(Flashback!)
Author: (Is bloated because he ate a refrigerator)
(End Flashback)
Flames: Oh yeah.
Author: Yep.
Flames: I just can't believe that Maria Robotnik is here!
Author: Isn't she dead? IS SHE A GHOST?! OMFG! (Picks up a phone)
Flames: Wait! Hang up! Me: She's not a ghost. She is in the flesh!
Author: Aren't you going to ask who I'm going to call?
Flames: Who were you going to call?
Author: GHOSTBUSTAHS!
Flames: No! She is in the flesh!
Author: Oh.
Maria: That's right.
Author: Oh. (Randomly produces piece of Eggman's moustache)
Maria: My cousin is such a jerk. He always tries to take over the world.
Author: Will you sign this random piece of hair I found falling from the sky?
Maria: Um, sure.
Author: Thanks!
Silver: Flames brought Ecco too!
Flames: Yeah. He's in the new pool.
Author: Oh. Has he destroyed that weapon of mass destruction yet?
Flames: Who? Eggman or Ecco?
Author: Ecco.
Flames: Oh. Not in my game, but in RL, yes he has. Right Ecco?
Ecco: Clicks, chirps, and whistles. (That's right!)
Author: Okay!
Maria: Shadow! Come here please!
Author: Now, Espio...(Produces random weapons)...We must fight to the death!
Espio: MORTAL-KOMBAT-NO-JUTSU!
Flames: Why are you guys fighting anyway?
Author: Because we can!
Flames: Um, OK. It's a little random, as usual.
Espio: NINJA PUNCH!
Author: NINJA KICK!
Flames: Fire kick!
Announcer: Double Knockout! Both Contestants are pwned!
Flames: Thank you, thank you.
Announcer: You're welcome.
Flames:(Transforms into a lion and roars with pride) Hey Vector! Come here!
Vector: Money!
Flames: I'm an African lion.
Vector:...So, can I eats yous?
Flames: No, I eat you. You're slightly smaller than me.
Vector: ...Well, this calls for diplomacy…ATTACK!
Flames: (Claws Vector and roars again)
Announcer: Cream…Tails…Espio…A salad…The people who attacked Flames after Vector's epic fail.
Flames: (Claws them all but not harmfully. Did it for protection.) Give up?
Rouge: (Sings Banana Phone)
Flames: Sonic. I challenge you. (Turns into a cheetah)
Jet: I-I C-C-Can r-R-Race y-y-y-you...M-Ms. A-Amy I-Is H-H-H-Hugging M-Mr. S-S-Sonic W-W-W-Wei-Weirdly...
Flames: All right Jet. We'll see if you can outrace the fastest land mammal on earth.
Silver: On your marks... get set... GO!!!
Jet: U-U-Um, o-O-Okay
(One epic race later)
Flames: *breathing heavily while running* So, your pretty fast Jet! I like that. I love a good challenge!(Flames starts to speed up)
Jet: M-M-Me T-too!(Accelerates)
Flames: Oh, you're good, Jet the Hawk. But can you outrace this! (Speeds up to 75mph)
Jet: (Makes it to over 88 and then time travels)
Flames: Huh? Hmph! (Speeds up to 100mph and time travels with him) Hi there Jet! I may be a cheetah, but I have skills, and so do you!
Jet: U-Um...W-W-Why I-Is T-T-There A G-G-Giant L-L-Lizard?
Flames: Huh? Where do you see a giant lizard?
:Jet: (Points behind Flames) T-Th-There!
Flames: Whoa! We have to speed up if we want to avoid that thing.
T. Rex: GROAOAOAOAOOAOAARRR!
Flames: Take my hand!
Jet: O-Okay!
Flames: I mean onto my back!(Flames speeds up to about 125mph)
Jet: (Blushing slightly)
Flames: Hang on!
Jet: A-alright...
Flames:(Speeds up so fast that they return to their own time, not far from the finish line.) *phew!* We made it!
Jet: Y-Yes...
Flames: (brakes and rested for a while with Jet) *pants heavily*
Cream: Guys, Ms. Amy is hugging Mr. Sonic Weirdly!
Flames: Wow. That was such a race so far.
Cream: ...did they hear me?
Flames: Yes! We heard you! Jet?
Cream: What did I say?
Jet: Y-Yes?
Flames: What do you say we finish this race with a tie? Cream, you said Amy is hugging Sonic again!
Jet: (Smiling and Blushing) O-Okay...
Cream: Yes...
Flames: Grab onto my back again.
Jet: A-Alright...
Flames:(Speeds up to 60mph and finishes the race with Jet)
Silver: It's a tie! What a race!
Jet: Y-Yes...W-We D-Did...
Flames: *pants heavily once more* Yeah, we did finish the race.(Turns back into Flames)
Silver: What happened? You guys look exhausted!
Jet: U-um...n-N-nothing...
Me: Okay! I'm done fighting! Think I should tell him, Jet? About the time travel?
Espio: ...You shot me in both my legs then set me on fire, Author...
Jet: U-Um... S-S-Sure...
Silver: Time travel?! What happened?
Flames: OK. We traveled through time and tried to avoid a Tyrannosaurus, but we escaped.
Silver: Wow! That's some experience!
Author: Author Powers! (Espio's wounds heal)
Flames: *pants heavily some more* I'm soooo tired...
(To Be continued...)
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A/N: I've stopped asking you guys questions because you never answer them. Anyways, Brace yourself for the next chapter! Love creates, Characters are forgotten, and I get a cookie!