A/N: Yeah...Forget Chapter Two...This is my longest chapter…(Faints from exhaustion)
Deidara: He's not gonna wake up…Blue Phoenix-
Rouge: BLUE PHOENIX135790 OWNS NOTHING!
Deidara: What the flip?! I'm supposed to do the disclaimer!
Rouge: He loves me as much as you!
Haku: LaLaLa!
Kakashi: Get back here!
Orochimaru: KuKuKu…
Haku: FYI, I'm a dude…
Will you get off the set!?!??!?!?!!?!?!
…
Flames: *phew* That was some race, wasn't it Jet?
Jet: Y-Y-Yeah...
Flames: I enjoyed it a lot. (Kisses Jet slightly on his cheek)
Jet: (Blushes)
Flames: We should do it again sometime.
Jet: W-We S-Sh-Shou-should...
Silver: Race again! Race again!
Jet: A-alright...
Flames: Let's see who can be faster THIS time! (Turns into a velocirapter)
Jet: o-O-okay...
Silver: On your mark... get set... go! (Flames and Jet sprint)
Espio: (In a cheerleader's outfit) Go, Jet, Go! Go, Flames, Go!
Vector: What the flip?
Flames: (pants) I hope we don't travel through time again Jet!
Jet: (Blushes) m-Me t-t-too...
Flames: Maybe we might make this one heck of an adventure again. We might travel to a different location, if you want a challenge.
Jet: O-Okay...
Flames: The same way we travel through time!
Jet: O-Okay. (Goes to over 9000!!!!!! miles per hour.)
Flames: Let's go to the beach where a pod of dolphins are waiting! (Speeds up with Jet and travels with him to the beach)
Dolphin: Squeak, Chirp, click, Chirp! (Hello, travelers!)
Flames: Is that Ecco with that pod?
Jet: Y-Yes...
Ecco: Click! (Yes! I traveled with you!)
Flames: *pants* Some race, eh Jet?
Dolphin: Squeak! (You see, Ecco knew you were going to travel to a beach and had Silver levitate him in a large bubble of water to get here!)
Jet: Y-Yes I-It W-W-Was... (Dolphins suddenly retreat) W-What?
Flames: Huh? Where did all the dolphins go? (A great white shark shows up toward the shore and chases them) It's a great white!
Jet: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Flames: Jet! Calm down! It's just like that T-Rex! (Transforms into a mustang horse)
Jet: I-it's n-not t-th-that!!!
Flames: (Turns back into a velocirapter) Well, what is it?
Jet: T-The S-S-shark A-Asked m-Ms. A-Amy O-On A D-D-DATE!!!
Flames: What?! That's crazy!
Ecco: (Suddenly rams the shark) Click, squeak, chirp! (You guys go on while I hold off the shark!)
Jet: T-T-The W-Wor-Worst P-Part I-Is...S-She's H-H-Hol-Holding A B-Bottle Of H-H-HATEORADE!
Flames: Alright marine buddy!…Wait! Oh my god!
Amy: DATE!?!!??!?!?!? !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flames: (Transforms into a European Dragon) Hop on Jet!
Jet: (Gets On)
Flames: (flies high away from Amy, sharkie and the dolphin pod) That was a close call.
Jet: Y-Yeah...
Flames: We're gonna head back to our original location... Hang on!
Jet: (Holds on while blushing. Flames and Jet transport back to their original race track)
Flames: (Lands) *pants* (Transforms back into a velocirapter)
Amy: (Is warped into the pool with Ecco by the use of Author Powers)
Ecco: Squeak, chirp, click! (Get her!)
(Dolphin pod attacks Amy)
Flames: Jet? Are you alright?
Amy: You can't attack me! I HAD SUBWAY!
Jet: Y-Yes...I-I'm A-Alright.
Flames: That's good to hear. Think we should end this race with another tie?
Jet: Y-Yes...
Flames: Well, grab onto my claw-hand and hang on!
Espio: (Still wearing female cheerleader outfit) Go, Flames, go! Go, Jet, go! (Flames and Jet finish with yet another tie)
Silver: Another tie? It's so sudden!
Vector: Espio! Put on your pants!
Flames: (Transforms back into hedgehog form)
Espio: NO! THERE ARE GHOSTS IN THEMS!
Flames: *pants heavily again* Silver, is Ecco alright?
Ecco: chirp! (Yep!)
Silver: Yeah, he's OK. I transported him back into the pool.
Flames: Thanks for distracting the shark for us buddy!
Ecco: Chirp, squeak! (No problem!)
Amy: Sonic~ I just want to hug you~
Sonic: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Flames: Another good race, eh Jet?
Jet: Y-Yeah...(Grins while blushing)
[Flames: *pants some more* We almost got attacked by Jaws back there. Lucky that Ecco was there!
Ecco: Clicks! (Right!)
Jet: F-for O-Once...h-H-Hateorade C-Came I-In H-H-Handy...
Flames: I agree! (Winks at Jet)
Jet: (Blushes madly)
Flames: Jet, why are you blushing?
Jet: U-Um...N-No R-reason...
Flames: Is it because I'm being so nice and you're the shy type?
Jet: U-Uh...Y-Yes?
Flames: Oh, it's OK. I like the shy types.
Jet: (Blushes)
Flames: (Kisses Jet slightly again on his cheek)
Jet: (Faints while blushing)
Flames: Jet? This is just like Maria kissing Shadow...
Maria: You called?
Flames: Nothing Maria! Just talking to myself, saying that this is how you feel when you kiss Shadow. That's all.
Maria: Okay!
Silver: You're not gonna cheat on me, are you Flames?
Flames: No way Silvy! I love you! You're my BF!
Silver: Thanks. (Kisses Flames on the cheek)
Flames: Aww, Silver! (Kisses Silver back) Is Jet conscious yet?
Author: (Hyper) And then everybody married each other and lived happily ever after! And the author got over 9000!!!!!!!!!!! Reviews because of it! And the Author got money because of it! and- (Is hit by Charmy)
Charmy: Shut up! It's Flames and Jet's scene!
Jet: (Wakes up)
Flames: You OK Jet?
Jet: Y-Yeah...
Flames: That's good to hear! I'm glad you're alright.
Jet: O-Okay...
Ice: I'm finally home!
Flames: Happy birthday Ice!
Espio: Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasn't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
(muttering)
Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangaroo, Bob,
Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!
Flames: What in the world?!
Silver: Espio!
Marine: Oi! Mates! Who wants cake?
Flames: I'm OK. I ate a little while ago.
Big: I do believe that I smelled a cup of tea!
Flames: I guess me and Silver could share a piece...
Silver: You betcha!
Flames: Jet, want to sit with me and Silver?
Jet: S-S-sure...
Flames: OK. Sounds good!
Jet: A-A-All R-R-Right...
Flames: (Winks at Jet again.)
Jet: (blushes and faints)
Silver: What flavor is the cake?
Flames: Oh, Jet. Ecco! Please splash Jet for us!
Ecco: Chirp! (Alright!)(Ecco splashes Jet with some water)
Marine: I had no idea what ya all loiked, so I made every flavor, mates!
Silver: AWESOME!
Flames: Jet? You awake yet?
Wave: WHO WANTS CHERRY?!?
Jet: CHERRY!!
Flames: Well, I guess he's awake now.
Ecco: Click squeak. (No kidding.)
Blaze: I'll take angel food cake.
Flames: Me and Silver want chocolate!
Bokkun: MY CHOCOLATE!
Cream: Vanilla Cream Cheesecake, please.
Flames and Silver: We can share!
Eggman: Do you have any pies?
Flames: Pies? It's cake Eggman!
Author: Give him a pie, Flames. Then let's accuse him of cannibalism.
Flames: Oh, OK!
Author: (Gives Eggman a meringue)
Flames: (Holds laughter in)
Eggman: (Eats pie)
Flames: (Thoughts) Oh my god!
Ice: CANNIBAL! AMY-BOTS! GET HIM!
Flames: XD Oh my god! I couldn't hold it in!
Amy-Bot 2: GET HIM, AMYS!
Amy-Bots 3 and 4: AMY-BOT PAWWUNCH!
Flames: (Calms down) Jet? You OK?
Jet: Y-Yes...
Flames: *phew!* Right after you screamed cherry you fainted gain.
Jet: O-Oh...
Flames: It's OK. You're fine now! Let's hang out at the pool before our cake is ready.
Jet: O-Okay...
Silver: I'll let you guys know when the cake is ready!
Ecco: Clicks and chirps! (Hey guys!)
Author: My Author Powers make this the end!
Flames: No! Not yet!
Author: Why not?
Flames: we're just getting to the good part!
Author: Okay!
Flames: Ecco is such a good friend. He saved the world so many times.
Ecco: Chirp chirp! (That's right!)
Flames: Plus he saved us from that shark back during the race.
Charmy: Sensei! Danshi ga, gaido san no iukoto wo kikimasen!
Sensei! Joshi ga, kaimono ni itta mama kaette kimasen!
Espio: Urusai! Narabe! Dantaikoudou wo midasuna!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,joshi de kougo ni narabe!
Charmy: Sensei! Danshi ga, jakkan joshi yori ooi desu!
Souka! Dattara!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,danshi,joshi,danshi, joshi da!
Danshi,joshi,danshi,joshi,danshi,danshi, joshi desu ne?
Chigau wa! Yoku kike! Kouyatte narabe!!
Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,jo,dan,jo,dan,jo, Jo,dan,jo,dan,jo,dan,dan,jo!
Flames: Who is singing that?!
Silver: Taichou! Onnanoko no sekijun ittai dou shimasyou?
Taichou! Toriaezu,Otoko dake de narabimasyou!
Mephy (=3): Matei!Katte ni jiyuuni suwarunja nai!
Otoko,onna,otoko,onnna de kougo ni suware!
Silver: Taichou! onnnanoko ha,hitori okurete kuru sou desu!
Mephiles: Souka!Dattara!
Otoko,onna,otoko,otoko,onna,otoko,onna da!
Otoko,onna,otoko,onna,otoko,otoko,onna desune?
Chigau wa! Yoku kike! Kouyatte suware!
Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,jo,dan,jo,dan,jo, Jo,dan,jo,dan,jo,dan,dan,jo!
Espio: Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,jo,dan,jo,dan,jo, Jo,dan,jo,dan,jo,dan,dan,jo!
Flames: It's Espio, isn't it?!
Espio and Mephiles: Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,dan,jo! Dan,jo,dan,dan,jo,jo,dan,jo,dan,jo, Jo,dan,jo,dan,jo,dan,dan,jo!
Flames: Silver was singing that?! SILVER!
Silver: Yeah?
Flames: Please, stop singing!
Silver: OK. For you!
Flames: Thank you. (Kisses Silver)
Silver: (Walks away swooning)
Author: CHEESE! FIYAH DA LASAH!
Cheese:
Ecco: CLICK, CLICK, CLICK! (SHUT-UP YOU PEOPLE! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!)
Flames: You tell them Ecco!
Cheese: (Blows up a nearby house)
Ecco: Chirp chirp. (I just did.)
Flames: (To Jet) What was that explosion?
Jet: T-The A-Au-Author H-Had C-Ch-Cheese F-Fire H-His L-L-Laser...
Flames: Oh. What is with Cheese and, "his laser?"
Jet: L-Look U-Up "S-S-Shoop D-Da W-Woop"
Flames: On what? Google, YouTube, what?
Blaze: Blaze suggests Youtube!
Flames: Why are you talking in third person Blaze?
Blaze: Blaze doesn't know...
Flames: Um, OK then. Hey Jet! Watch this... (Transforms into a bottlenose dolphin) Quickly push into the water!
Storm: My tongue is stronger then your tongue, Wave!
Wave: Let's see! (Makes out with Storm)
Flames: Jet! Quickly push me into the pool! I'm too dry!
Jet: O-Okay...
Flames: *pants heavily through blowhole until hits the water)
Ecco: Click chirp chirp! (Yay! Flames is coming to swim with me!)
Flames: (Splashes into water with Ecco) *gasp* Thanks Jet.
Author: DISCO TIME! (Uses Author Powers to turn everybody into disco freaks.)
Flames and Ecco: (Start to tail-walk in the water together)
Omega: I'm still a real boy!
Eggman: Then I still love you! (Hug)
Flames: OK, I'm done disco-ing.
Ecco: Squeak, squeak. (Me too.)
Espio: (Suddenly has a violin) The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."
Flames: ESPIO! CUT THAT RACKET OFF! PLEASE! Jet?
Jet: Y-Yes?
Flames: Wanna come in the pool with me and Ecco?
Jet: O-Okay...
Flames: You can ride on my back.
Jet: T-Thanks.
Ecco: Chirp click! (We'll be careful not to let you slip off!)
Flames: No problem. There's nothing really to do while we're waiting for our cakes, anyway.(Jet hops on Flames' back)
Marine: Oi! Ya Cookies be ready, mates!
Flames: We'll be there in a few minutes, Mate!
Marine: Don't do that.
Flames: OK. But we'll be in there in a few minutes.
Ecco: Squeak, squeak, squeak? (What was that about?)
Charmy: Oh no! It's a very big monster!
Vector: A big monster?
Charmy: A BIG monster!
Flames: What monster?
Vector: Let's let Espio take care of it.
Flames: Where is it?
Espio: I ate it!
Flames: OK, that's weird.
Ecco: Chirp-chirp. (Uh-huh.)
Flames: Hey Jet?
Metal Sonic: I have a NAME!
Flames: Jet, can I show you something?
Jet: A-All R-Right...
Flames: It's under-water. Ecco takes me to it all the time.
Jet: O-Okay...
Flames: Silver! Let me borrow your air-thingy!
Silver: OK. Here! (Tosses it to Flames)
Flames: Here. Put this against your beak. It'll help you breathe.
Jet: O-Okay.
Flames: Ecco, lead the way! (Ecco, Flames and Jet dive under-water to notice a tunnel in the pool)
Ecco: Chirp chirp! (Follow me!)
Flames: Hang on, Jet.
Charmy: WWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Flames: (Ecco and Flames dash into the tunnel and enter a different pool) Here we are!
Vector: Charmy, you know I don't give a crap about your feelings.
Flames: (rises for air)
Charmy: WAAAHHH-Oh, yeah. That's right.
Flames: Isn't it beautiful Jet? This is Ecco's wild pool.
Ecco: Click click. (And YOU thought that I live in the ocean!)
Marine: How does Mephiles eat?
Storm: It's a mystery that no one will ever solve.
Wave: He puts it in his ear!
Blaze: He doesn't need to, HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Silver: Mephiles feeds off of FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flames: Ecco takes me to his pool almost every day. The waterfall is just beautiful!
Cheese: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fiyahs his Lasah)
Jet: B-Beautiful...
Flames: Yeah... Let's get you out of the water. (Flames swims toward the shore and let's Jet off her back)
Ecco: Chirp click. (This is where I live.)
Vanilla: Chapter one: The Big Man!!!!!!!! Written by Vanilla
Flames: (Transforms back into hedgehog form once she climbs back onto shore)
Vanilla: Once upon a time, a little girl was attacked by shadow creatures at midnight!
Silver: Has anyone seen Flames and Jet?
Shadow Creatures: We knocked your laundry to the floor! Now you are forced to wear dirty clothes!
Mephiles: I don't know or care.
Big Man: Not if I have anything to say about it!
Vanilla: And he went "PowPow!!!" and, "BuhBoom!"
Big Man: And that's what happens when you drink your milk!
Girl: OMG I Love You!
Silver: Shadow, have you seen Flames and Jet?
Vanilla: So they got married and had 52 kids! And lived happily ever after! Until the guy committed suicide with a shotgun but that's another story.
Ice: YOUR STORIES ARE BORING! I'M READING MY OWN! Once upon a time, two completely different people were gonna meet through destiny by a ghost.
Padre: Hola, Senora. I believe this fell off your ass.
Madre: Really? What luck! (Picks up paper) Thank you.
Padre: I would have not forgiven myself if you had that piece of paper on your ass and people made fun of you.
Madre: I...love you so!
Ice: So, Madre and Padre-
Knuckles: What?
Ice: Quiet, Knux, I'm telling the story. Madre and Padre went on many dates, and fell in love. And then, Padre had a heart attack. But little did Madre and Padre knew, It was all a setup, and Padre's Wii was in danger!
Knuckles: Wait. His Wii?
Ice: His Nintendo Wii, Dammit!
Knuckles: What was this whole setup for?
Ice: Well, you see, let me finish the story!
Knuckles: Fine! Keep on going!
Ice: The setup was, Padre's brother put them together in order to distract him, in order to steal all his Wii memory! And his Wii points!
Flames: I'm glad you're the shy, type Jet. Like I said before, I like the shy types.
Jet: T-Thanks...(Blushes)
Flames: (Winks at Jet once more)
Jet: (Faints)
Ecco: Whistles! (Aww, you guys look so cute!)
Flames: Oh Jet.
(Meanwhile)
Espio: And that's why chickens don't have ears!
Mephiles: What are we supposed to learn from that chameleon?
Storm: It was Vanilla's idea to have "Storytime."
Mephiles: Oh, yeah.
Wave: Cheese-
Cheese: !!!
(Meanwhile, back with Flames and Jet...)
Flames: You OK now, Jet?
Jet: Y-Yes...
Flames: Alright then. I think we should head back. What do you think?
Jet: A-Alright.
Ecco: Click click click! (I'll go open the tunnel!)
Flames: (Turns into a dolphin) Push me into the water again please!(Jet pushes Flames into the pool while Ecco waits by the under-water tunnel) Hop on! And put that air-thingy at your beak so you can breath.
Jet: O-Okay…(Flames, Ecco, and Jet swim back to the main pool)
Flames: *gasp!* We're back.
Elise: Please God almighty, please bring Sonic back if you don't you are heartless,
Please Sonic we need you to defeat this evil,
If we don't have Sonic we're royally screwed.
Flames: (Still a dolphin) Princess Elise?
Elise: It, it didn't work. He's still dead. He's completely dead.
Amy: Oh no!
Tails: Well all you did was kiss 'em what did you expect the hell to happen??
Silver: Shadow has all the 7 Chaos Emeralds!
Maria: You do, Shaddie?
Shadow: Well, umm...(Picks something up) Nobody move! I have Cheese, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Maria: Shadow! Poor Sonic is dead, and Miss Elise wants him to come back. Please, help him for me? (Kisses Shadow on the cheek)
Shadow: O-Okay.
Maria: Thank you Shadow.
Shadow: You're welcome...(Gives chaos emeralds and flies off)
Marine: Who the hell was that?!
Elise: Maybe Batman?
Flames: His name was Shadow the Hedgehog. (Is in hedgehog form)
Marine: Okay!
Flames: Now let's bring Sonic back.
Flames: Jet? Can you please come here for a moment?
Elise: Um...God? Bring Sonic back, please? (Nothing Happens)
Author: Let me do it. Author Powers! (Sonic is brought back to life)
Silver: Well, it was fun while it lasted...
Sonic: !niaga taht yas nac uoY (You can say that again!)
Flames: Sonic?
Sonic: ?seY (Yes?)
Flames: You're talking backwards.
Sonic: !ton m'I, oN (No, I'm not!)
Flames: Yes, you are!
Sonic: !hu-un (Nu-uh!)
Silver: She's right, Iblis Trigger. Don't make her angry.
Flames: Believe Silver, Sonic!
Sonic: !reggirT silbI eht ton m'I (I'm not the Iblis Trigger!)
Silver: Well, blame it on Mephy, here!
Mephiles: Hey!
Silver: It's true.
Flames: You DID lie to Silver, Mephiles.
Mephiles: Yeah, you're right.
Sonic: ...lrig yzarc htiw eerga I (I agree with crazy girl...)
Flames: Me?!
Sonic: !peY (Yep!)
Flames: I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!! =(
Silver: Now you've done it Sonic!
Author: I'll fix this. Author Powers! (Fixes everything)
Flames: Thank you. I needed that. Jet, come here, Please.
Jet: O-Okay.
Flames: Jet, do you really like me?
Jet: U-Um...Y-Y-Ye *Splode*
Flames: ROUGE! WE NEED SOME MORE ICE!
Rouge: OMG!!!
Flames: WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GO GET SOME!
Rouge: Ice, baby!
Ice: Yes, Rougey-bear?
Rouge: We need help!
Flames: NOT THAT ICE!…Um, if he can help, then OK.
Ice: You're mean...
Flames: Sorry Ice. I never knew what "Ice" Rouge used to help Jet.
Ice: It's alright. (Fixes Jet.)
Flames: Thanks!
Ice: No problem!
Flames: I understood you before you "sploded" Jet.
Jet: Re-Really?
Flames: Yeah.
Jet: Oh...
Flames: It's OK though!
Jet: O-Okay!
Flames: You know what?
Jet: W-What?
Flames: We should race again, Hedgehog to Hawk.
Jet: O-okay! (Smiles)
Flames: (Smiles back and winks at Jet)
Silver: Another race?
Jet: (Blushes)
Flames: Yep!
Silver: On your mark... get set... go!(Flames and Jet sprint away)
Espio: (Still in his cheerleader uniform) GO, FLAMES, GO! GO, JET, GO!
Flames: I can't believe we're racing again Jet! You're pretty good at racing!
Jet: Th-Thanks! Y-You T-Too!
Flames: Thanks! You're a good friend Jet! (Transforms into a Griffin) What do you say we take this race to the skies?
Jet: O-Okay! (Jet hops on Flames' feathery back and lifts into the skies)
Flames: Great view!
Jet: I Kn-Know!
Flames: I wonder where we are anyway. I don't think we traveled through time or to a different location.
Jet: I th-think t-that w-we a-are a-at th-the T-Te-Team Ch-Chaotix H-Hideout.
Flames: Aww man! Gees... Hang on! (Flames goes in for a fast landing)
Jet: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Flames and Jet land)
Flames: You alright Jet?
Jet: Y-Yeah.
Flames: You were right. We did land at the Chaotix hideout. How in the world did we end up here?
Jet: T-This I-Is Wh-Where W-We St-Started...
Flames: Then we finished the race, I guess.
Jet: O-oh...
Flames: I think we should once again end this race with another tie.
Jet: O-Okay...
Flames: Hop on.
Jet: (Blushes) O-Okay... (Flames and Jet race to the finish line)
Silver: What is with all these ties?!
Flames: We help each other out Silver!
Espio: (STILL dressed like a cheerleader) IT'S A TIE!!!
Flames: (Transforms back into her hedgehog form) *pants very heavily*
Jet: (Panting)
Silver: You OK Flames?
Flames: Yeah, I alright. (Suddenly starts to black out)
Silver: FLAMES!
Jet: FLAMES!
Silver: Aww man, she passed out!
Ecco: Click, chirp, click? (What are we gonna do?)
Flames: (Is still passed out)
Jet: (Worried) Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Call an ambulance! Call the police! Call my mom! CALL SOMETHING!
Silver: Jet, calm down! We can solve this!
Jet: ...W-We C-Can?
Silver: Yeah we can! We can't splash her. She is fire remember?
Jet: Y-Yeah...
Silver: What CAN we do?
Jet: U-Um...Th-The B-Babylon R-Rogues U-Use S-S-Smelling S-Salt...
Silver: Use smelling salt? What does that do?
Jet: P-Pro B-Boxers U-Use I-It T-To R-Revive T-Themselves
Silver: Um... Why don't we just get Rouge to get some Ice? ROUGE! WE NEED SOME ICE!
Rouge: JET EXPLODED?!?
Silver: NO, FLAMES IS PASSED OUT!
Rouge: DO YOU HAVE SMELLING SALT?!
Silver: Jet has some! I guess we can use that! Jet, can you please do the honors?
Jet: O-Okay...(Uses smelling salt)
Me: (Starts to moan and groan)
Silver: Come back to us Flames!
Flames: Huh? Where am I?
Silver: Yes! She's coming to us now!
Jet: You P-Passed O-Out D-During Th-The R-Race...
Flames: I did? Probably how fast I was running...
Jet: M-Maybe...
Silver: Probably.
Flames: Ugh... I have a headache...
Silver: It's OK now. What we do know is that you're alright.
Jet: Y-You S-Should T-Take As-Aspirin...
Flames: What I do need, is this. Silver, Jet, come here.
Jet: (Comes Over)
Silver: (Comes over)
Flames: (Kisses Silver and Jet on their cheeks)
Jet: (Blushes and faints)
Flames: That's for watching me while I was blacked out.
Silver: I'm just glad you're alright now.
Flames: Jet fainted again.
Silver: Is that headache gone?
Flames: Not exactly, but not as bad.
Espio: (Wearing a nurse's outfit) Let's get him to the hospital!
Silver: Espio, you're not a nurse! You're a ninja!
Espio: (Wearing a tuxedo) Wrong! I'm James Bond!
Flames: Oh brother!
Silver: Ecco, please splash Jet with water!
Espio: (Wearing a pirate outfit) AARG! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
Ecco: Clicks. (Alright.)(Ecco splashes Jet and he is now conscious)
Flames: Espio, you're not a pirate.
Silver: (Over with Jet) You OK Jet?
Espio: (Wearing a lab coat) It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!
Jet: I-I'm O-Okay...
Silver: That's good to hear Jet! Flames is doing OK as well. Just lying down in the grass.
Flames: Hey Cap'n Espio! I mean Professor Espio!
Espio: (Dressed like Oprah) Hmmm?
Flames: I have an idea of what you can randomly change into.
Espio: (Dressed like Maria) What?
Me: O_O You can be a ninja!
Espio: (Dressed like Sakura) I already did!
Shadow: (Runs up to Espio and gives him a hug) Maria!
Flames: Ow, my head...
Silver: What do you say if we put you on the couch, Flames?
Flames: That would be nice.
Espio: (Dressed like Tsunade, complete with giant boobs) No! We must operate!
Silver: Can you come and help me Jet!
Jet: O-Okay...
Silver: Please help me carry Flames onto the couch.
Jet: (Blushing) O-Okay...
Flames: Thanks a lot guys.
Silver: No problem. I AM you boyfriend, after all.
Flames: You too Jet.
Espio: (Dressed like a cowboy) Jet is jeeeeaaaaallloooouuuuusssss....
Flames: Oh, shut-up Espio!
Silver: Yeah! We don't need your comments!
Espio: (Dressed like Tamika from Class of 3000) Oh, shuddup!
Silver: OK. Let's set her right on the couch, here...(Silver and Jet settle Flames down on the couch)
Espio: (Dressed like Dr. Phil) ...Line?
Flames: Thanks guys.
Silver: Shuddup Dr. Espio!
Jet: Y-Your W-welcome...
Flames: (Winks yet again at Jet) Ow, my head...
Jet: (Blushes and Blushes and Blushes some more...)
Silver: Want to stay alone Flames?
Flames: Um, can you guys stay here?
Silver: Alright. Anything for my perfect girl.
Jet: (Still blushing) S-Sure.
Flames: You guys are the best.
Jet: Th-Thanks...
Silver: Ditto.
Flames: No problem. It's true.
Jet: (Blushes)
Silver: (Grins)
Flames: I don't mind if you blush, Jet. I know you're the shy type.
Jet: (Faints once again)
Silver: C'mon Jet!
Flames: He must be REALLY shy if he faints every time I talk to I don't mind at all.
Silver: You need anything?
Espio: (Dressed like a giant robot pirate ninja) He faints because he-
Jet: (Wakes up and throws Espio into a hole)
Flames: Wow Jet. That was impressive. Ow, my head.
Jet: (Gives Flames a glass of Pepsi)
Flames: Aww, thank you Jet!
Jet: Y-You're W-Welcome...
Flames: I can only drink liquids, I can't have them poured on me. Just letting you guys know.
Silver: I already knew that.
Jet: R-Really?
Flames: Yeah. It's kinda strange, isn't it?
Jet: A B-Bit, Y-Yeah...
Flames: I know. I didn't make it that way, but I like it this way.
Silver: Knuckles!
Espio: He LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVES-
Jet: (Throws Espio into a lion den)
Flames: Jet, I know what you think of me.
Jet: R-Really?
Flames: OK, first, please don't faint again. Second, yes I do. I know you like me. And I respect that.
Jet: Th-Thanks...
Flames: No problem. I... sorta... feel the same way about you, but in a "just friends" way.
Jet: O-Oh...
Flames: (Blushes slightly)
Silver: I know she would never leave me.
Flames: You're a great friend, Jet.
Jet: Th-Thanks…
Flames: No prob.
Silver: Yo, Vector! Play Love Story for us please!
Flames: (Thoughts) Sounds like a good song for this moment...
Espio: (Dressed like Taylor Swift) I'll sing it!
Silver: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Espio: (Sings Love Story perfectly)
Flames: (Looks at Jet and blushes)
Jet: (Blushing)
Flames: ~Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone~I'll be waiting~ All there's left to do is run~You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess~It's a love story~Baby just say yes~
Jet: Y-Your V-Voice I-Is B-Beau-Beautiful...
Flames: Really? That's really kind of you.
Jet: Th-Thanks...
Silver: Now THAT was a great performance!
Flames: I think we should play another song.
Silver: I have no clue.
Espio: (Starts singing Sk8er Boi while dressed like Avril Lavine)
Flames: No, a slow song.
Silver: I still don't know another slow song.
Espio: Fine! (Sings White Horse by Taylor Swift)
Silver: Better!
Flames: Yes, much better.
Storm: May I have this dance, Wave?
Silver: Aww.
Wave: (Blushing) Y-Yes...
Flames: (Gets up from the couch) Jet?
Storm: (Dances with Wave)
Jet: Y-Yes, Flames?
Flames: Would... you... like... to dance? (Blushes)
Jet: (Blushes) S-Sure...
Flames: (Dances with Jet)
Silver: (To himself) She's not cheating on me, she's not cheating on me…
Shadow: She's sooooooooooooooooooooooo cheating on ya.
Flames: I'm not cheating on you Silver.
Maria: Um, Shaddie?
Shadow: Yes, Maria?
Rouge: Behold, Doctor I can fly!
Dr. Eggman: =O
Shadow: _
Eggman: I... mean... I'm not impressed?
Maria: Would you like to dance, while the music is still going?
Shadow: O-Okay...
Maria: (Kisses Shadow and goes to dance)
Flames: This is such a good song, isn't it Jet?
Jet: Y-Yeah...
Silver: Can I dance when you and Jet are done Flames?
Flames: Of course Silvie. (Faces toward Jet and blushes)
Jet: (Blushes)
Silver: What's another slow song you can think of?
Espio: (Sings I'm Yours by Jason Mraz)
Silver: No Espio! A SLOW song!
Espio: It's not a slow song?
Silver: No it's not! Pick a slower one!
Tails: FORGET THAT! I CAN FLY!
Eggman: OH MY GOD HE CAN FLY WITH HIS ASS!
Silver: Anyone have any ideas?
Rouge: The only slow song I know is my theme...
Silver: That is not a slow song!
Flames: It's medium.
Silver: Right!
Ice: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Silver: What is it Ice?
Flames: What about Follow Me?
Ice: TAILS DOES NOT FLY WITH HIS ASS! HE FLYS WITH HIS TAILS!
Silver: What does that have to do with picking out a slow song?
Ice: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Flames: I have a song that would go great with me and Silver.
Espio: What?
Flames: "Hanging Bye a Moment" by Lifehouse.
Espio: (starts singing)
Flames: Come here Silver.
Silver: OK.(Flames and Silver start dancing)
Jet: (Looks on with envy)
Flames: Oh, come here Jet!
Jet: (Walks over)
Flames: ~I'm falling even more in love with you~Letting go of all I've held onto~I'm standing here until you make me move~I'm hanging by a moment here with you~
Silver: Lovely voice.
Flames: Thank you Sillvie.
Jet: ~I'm For the only thing I know~I'm running and not quite sure where to go~And I don't know what I'm diving into~Just hanging by a moment here with you~
Flames: Aww Jet. You may be a hawk, but you have a beautiful voice.
Jet: Th-Thanks...
Silver: Pick another song! This time fast!
Flames: Get ready boys.
Espio: (Sings a DDR song. Love Love Shine to be exact. Flames, Silver, and Jet start dancing like maniacs)
Flames: Espio! Crank it up!
Everyone: (Dance more then they have ever danced before)
Silver: This is awesome!
Flames: I might have another song.
Espio: No requests!
Flames: Oh, fine. What do you have in mind?
Espio: (Sings "Evacuate the Dance Floor" again)
Flames: Now this is a good song!
Author: And they all lived happily ever after the end!
Flames: No! It's NEVER over!
Silver: You could say that again!
Author: Not even if this happens again?!
Rouge: Behold Doctor I can fly!
Dr Eggman: =O
Shadow: _
Eggman: I... mean... I'm not impressed?
(Flames and Silver are ballroom dancing but faster) And yes!
Ecco: (Tails-walking like crazy in the pool)
Flames: Jet?
Jet: Y-Yes?
Flames: Best, night, ever!
Silver: Aww, look at Shadow and Maria!
Shadow: (Gazing into Maria's eyes)
Flames: Espio! Another song!
Silver: And make it fast!
Espio: (Sings Telephone)
Flames: Are you sure this is a fast song?
Silver: Why does Espio always sing songs that are sung by girls?
Flames: I have no clue.
Rouge: (Still wowing Eggman with her flying) Because he can!
Eggman: =O
Flames: Jet?
Jet: Y-Yes?
Flames: Let's hit the dance floor!
Silver: (Whistles in encouragement)
Jet: YEAH! (Flames and Jet are dancing lie crazy but are good and everybody is watching them)
Silver: Woo hoo!
Vector: They're good!
Flames: Let's do it again once Espio sings another song!
Flames: Hmm. I know one! Bumblebee!
Wave: (Suddenly flying with the other Babylon Rogues) Behold! We can fly!
Eggman: =O
Flames: Espio! Turn on Bumblebee!
Espio: (Sings said DDR song)
Flames: Woooooah!
Storm: BEHOLD! I CAN FLY!
Eggman: =O
Jet and Flames: (Start wowing the crowd with their dancing)
Everyone: BEHOLD! WE CAN FLY!
Eggman: =O
Flames: ~Sweet Little Bumble Bee I know what you want from me~ Sweet Little bumble bee more than just a fantasy~
Jet: N-Nice V-Voice...
Silver: Nice dancing guys!
Flames: Thanks Jet!
Silver: Mind if I join in?
Flames: Come here Silvie! (Silver goes and dances with Flames and Jet)
Vector: BEHOLD! I CAN FLY!
Eggman: THIS IS GETTING OLD!
Flames: The song is over. I know! This is for Silver.
Silver: Huh?
Flames: Espio, play Dream of an Absolution!
Espio: Okay!
Silver: That's kind of you Flames!
Flames: Silver, come here!
Silver: Why are you plying my song?
Flames: 'Cause you're my BF. I love you. (Kisses Silver on the cheek. Winks at Jet)
Silver: OK, let's do this thing!
Flames: ~In my Dream of an Absolution~ (Flames, Silver, and Jet dance and are wowing the crowd)
Espio: Charmy! Fireworks!
Charmy: (Sets off a bunch of explosions.)
Flames: (Gazes at Silver and Jet) Guys...
Silver: Yes Flames?
Jet: Y-Yes?
Flames: Most, beautiful night ever. (Kisses both of them)
Jet: (Blush)
Silver: (Blushes also)
Flames: Well, my body is aching so I'm gonna head over to the patio out back.
Silver: (Follows Flames) I'm, gonna come too!
Shadow: BEHOLD! I AM ...HAPPY!!!!
Eggman: =O
Jet: (Follows Flames as well)
Flames: *sigh*
Jet: (Swoon)
Silver: Want another song played?
Flames: I would like that.
Espio: (Is already singing Move Along)
Flames: Um, nice song.
Ecco: Chirp, click, squeak! (Nice performance tonight!)
Silver: Thanks, Ecco.
Flames: It's so peaceful tonight, isn't it?
Espio: Thank you, Thank you. For my last song, I shall sing We Didn't Start the fire!
Silver: Sure is, angel.
Flames: (Puts arms around Silver and Jet)
Jet: (Blushes, then faints for the umpteenth time)
Flames: What did Jet faint for this time?
Silver: I don't know. Ecco, do the honors.
Ecco: Click, click. (Yeah, yeah.)(Gently splashes Jet ONCE more)
Jet: (Wakes up again)
Silver: Next song please!
Flames: You fainted again Jet.
Espio: I SAID IT WAS MY LAST SONG! BE WOWED BECAUSE I CAN FLY!
Eggman: =O
Flames: OK, that's really getting old...
Silver: Tell me about it...
Cream: Who cares? You can fly, too.
Eggman: =O
Silver: I KNOW I CAN FLY!!!
Eggman: =O
Flames: Espio, next song please!
Espio: NEVER!!! =D
Flames: Please? (Gives puppy dog eyes at Espio)
Espio: No.
Silver: Do it, or I'll KILL YOU TO DEATH!
Espio: Ummm....BEHOLD! I CAN FLY!!!!
Eggman: =O...I...Mean...I'm not impressed.
Flames: OMG. Jet, will you do the honors of "forcing" him to play the song? He said that you were jealous.
Silver: (Whispers to Flames) Good plan!
Jet: WHATTTTTTT??????????????? (Forces Espio to sing by threatening his cousin AKA a random salamander)
Espio: (Scared, but sings Sweet Escape)
Flames: Thank you Jet! (Puts arm around Silver)
Silver: (Blushes)
Flames: (Puts arm around Jet when he came back)
Jet: (Blushes)
Flames: Aww, Jet.
Ecco: Whistle! (Cute couple!)
Flames: Ecco!
Ecco: Chirp? (What?)
Flames: (Kisses Silver and Jet at the same time) Good night guys.
(The End…For now.)
…
Deidara: …He's not waking up, is he?
Kakashi: (Poking Author with a stick) Nope.
Rouge: I know what will wake him up! (Waves a cookie in front of the Author's nose)
Author: (Groans) …Is that sugar? (Takes cookie)
Cream: He's awake!
Cheese: How do you feel?
Author: (Is going OmNomNom) Good, why?
Absol: No reason, why?
Author: First, that's my line. Second, REVIEW OR THE PLOT BUNNIES GET RELEASED!!!!!!!