Draco sighed with frustration. He could not believe that he was missing his date for this. The deatheaters, aka his wonderful family were crowded around him in there Halloween costumes, outside Mrs. Lovett's houses holding there bags ( wormatils was a care bear bag and voldemorts was a high school musical one) both looking eager. Draco had been standing there for ten minutes trying to explain to them what they do for Halloween to access the treats, but they still did not get it.

" For the hundred and twentieth time you go up to the door, knock on it and say trick or treat. The lady will open the door, give you the candy and you leave."

Bellatrix's eyes grew wide.

" Then we torture them and kill them, riiight my little Draco?"

Draco tried to remain calm.

" No auntie I told you, no torturing or killing tonight."

Voldemort however frowned.

" And if they are to refuse?"

Bellatrix raised her hand eagerly in the air.

" OH! OH! Then we torture them into insanity! Right? Right?" she squealed jumping on the tips of her toes.

" No auntie!" Draco shouted. " there will be no torturing or killing tonight!!!"

He stopped as he saw to little kids walk past him slightly scared. Bellatrix pouted her lips.

" Well you didn't have to yell, you know that's not good for you. You can go crazy yelling all the time."

" Your one to speak", Draco muttered.

" I am still confused," Wormtail said speaking up. " Those two magic words allow us to free candy?"

" Yes, look lets just ring the doorbell."

He gestured the crew to the door and nervously they approached it and knocked.

" Trick or treat!" they chanted.

" An elderly lady with white curls and in her dressing gown opened the door with a huge smile.

" Why, what lovely monsters do we have here?"

She scanned them.

" Ah yes, a goth."

" Pirate" Severus muttered.

" Brittany spears, now I quite like her music. Dear me a clown, well I was always found them amusing. And....AHHHHHH!!!!"

She threw up her hands and ran away. Voldemort turned to see what had frightened her and saw wormtail standing there looking innocent.

" Wormtail, look what you have done! You scared her away with your face, now we have no candy!"

" Yes, you vermin, crucio!"

Bellatrix cursed him and he withered in the floor in pain. She lifted the spell and Draco sighed.

" Ok, well we were bound too fail once. Let's try another house. The deatheaters followed him to the next house and they all lined up. ( Voldemort had made sure that wormtail wore a mask this time.)

" Trick or treat."

Just then a middle aged mother opened the door with a bowl of lollies Bellatrix raised her wand and screamed

" CRUCiO!!"

The lady screamed and fell to the floor withering in pain. Bellatrix clapped her hands and jumped at her pain. Voldemort sighed, he should have been expecting this.

" Aunty no!"

Bellatrix turned to draco confused.

" We're not supposed to torture the muggles like mini longbottoms?"

Draco shook his head franticly.

" No aunty, NO torturing and no killing."

Bella sighed then lifted the spell. Meanwhile Voldemort was happily feeling his bag with the candy. Wormtail looked up hopefully.

" Um, my lord? May I please have some?"

Voldemort casted Wormtail a look and hugged his bag.

" NO! It's my candy! Mine!"

Draco ran his fingers through his blond hair. He did not need this right now. He could be on a date with Lisa, instead he was stuck with a bunch of wackos on Halloween. Suddenly he heard his name. He turned to see Lisa walking towards him. Panicking Draco quickly pushed his family into a nearby bush and went over to see her.

" Lisa, hi!"

She gave him a smile.

" Hi Draco, what are you doing here? I thought you said you were busy."

Draco looked nervously into the bush and scratched his back uncomfortably.

" Well, ok. I had to take my family trick or treating, I'm really sorry we couldn't go..."

But she looked delighted.

" Oh Draco that's so sweet your taking them trick or treating! Through they may be slightly old for it. Can I meet them?"

Draco looked nervous.

" Uh, I really don't think...."

Just then as always on cue, Bellatrix came flying through the bush, her frizzy hair tangled with leaves; she shook her head and a bird flew out of it.

" Draco, who is this? Is she your girrrrrrlfriend?"

Draco buried his head in his hands.

" Aunty, please don't do this to me."

Lisa smiled sweetly and took out her hand.

" I'm Lisa. Draco's girlfriend. He hasn't told me much about you."

Bellatrix stared at Lisa then started to skip around.

" Draco's got a girlfriend! Draco's got a girlfriend!!! Draco and Lisa sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!"

Draco groaned and Lisa looked confused at her immaturity. Just then Voldemort came in wiping his robes to get the leaves off then spotted them.

" Draco,who is this?"

Draco sighed.

" My girlfriend."

Voldemort took out his bony hand and shook hers.

" I am lord Voldemort, the most feared wizard in the world. And the most handsomest, like Johnny Depp himself."

Luckily for Draco a small wine interrupted him. Voldemort turned and saw wormtail running up to him covered in egg yolk. Lisa turned to Draco.

" Who are theses people?"

" Uh, close friend of my dads. They kinda work with him."

Voldemort sighed and turned to Wormtail.

" What is it?"

" Well some kids came up and attacked me with eggs. Then they accused me of farting!"

Voldemort sighed and rolled his eyes.

" So I accused them of farting, then they said smelt it dealt it."

Voldemort raised his eyebrows.

" Then did you say, " say the rhyme did the crime?"

Wormtail scrunched up his forehead.

" Didn't think of that."

" Well, that's the obvious thing to say!"

Just then Snape came in a more sour face then usual.

" My lord, I was just accused of passing on boy germs. I was highly insulted, can we please get out of this filthy muggle infested town soon?"

He saw Lisa and she smiled.

" What's a muggle? By the way I'm Lisa Draco's girlfriend."

Before he could reply there was a piercing screech and everyone turned to see Bellatrix standing on a car shacking her hips with her bag of candy flying everywhere.

" Opps I did it again! I played with your heart! Got lost in the game, oh baby baby!"

" Hey it's Brittany spears!"

Someone yelled.

" Did Bellatrix forget to take her medication?" Voldemort asked.

Draco sighed.

" Nup, she's just had to much candy."

Bellatrix stuck her hand put and the other hand on her hip.

" I'm a little tea cup short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout."

Voldemort quickly raced over an picked Bellatrix up over his shoulders.

" Tim to go home crazy."

There was another wine.

" Ugh, what now?"

Wormtail sat there crying in the spot.

" Master, someone's stolen my candy!"

Voldemort sighed.

" FIne."

Still carrying Bellatrix he went over to the boys playing in the corner.

" Now I understand that you have stolen my friends lollies. I Lord Voldemort most feared wizard here and i order you to hand it back, you have till midnight. Wait, snow white is on tonight. Can't miss it. You have five minutes to hand it back."

The boys stared at him for a few seconds then burst out laughing.

' Bald!"

Voldemort faced grew red.

" I am not...! It's just..."

" Ugly!" they screamed.

Tears came to Voldemort. He turned to Snape.

" Snape you do this!"

Snape sighed and went over. He took wormtail with him and removed his mask. The boys screamed when they saw him and scuttled off.

" Happy now wormtail?"

Wormtail nodded and gathered up his candy. Bellatrix was still laughing madly as she started to sing nighty nine bottles of crucioed muggles on the wall. Voldemort turned to Snape and wormtail, Bellatrix still on his shoulder.

" Now everyone, I think we have suffered enough of this night. Let us go home and plot new ways to kill harry potter!"

Everyone cheered and Voldemort called a taxi. They all hopped in and Snape whispered

" Um my lord, why did we just not apperate?"

" Because Snape, uh....shut up!"

The deatheaters rode in silence in the rest of the journey; all this time Lisa and Draco were watching them.

"Well," Lisa said. " Um, what a charming family."

Draco grimaced and nodded.

" Yep, there one of a kind."

Draco looked into Lisa's eyes and she stared back, slowly there faces came forward, closer...closer.....

" BEEP BEEP!"

They quickly looked up and saw Voldemort beeping the taxi car from the back seat.

" Come on Draco!"

Draco looked nervously at Lisa.

" Um, yes I should go. Bye."

She smiled at him and waved. Bellatrix gave another laugh.

" Draco's got a girlfriend!"

Draco hoped into he car, what an embarrassing night.

Lol hey sorry 4 the late update! Yea this is the final chapter, hope it wan't 2 bad. So wad ya think? Good? Bad? Terrible writting? Hilarious! Plz leave a review or voldemort n bellatrix will turn up in ur house, demanding ur lollies n 2 crucio u. Thanx 4 reading!