ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?????? Thought so! :) Sorry I haven't updated, I'll have quite a bit of time to update now, since SCHOOL'S OUT!! Well, for me it is. (Homeschooler). Remember, you HAVE to send questions in, otherwise, I'll have nothing to go on.

I need to clear up a few things. Chad will NOT be in this chapter, Im saving him for later. ;)

Okay, enough of this. Stupid black bold print. ON TO THE SHOW!!/story.

(Ugh, forgot the stupid disclaimer)

Disclaimer: I'M NOT STUPID!!

Me: Then why do I dislike you?

Disclaimer: You're only mad because YOU DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS STORY!!

Me:……Fine, you win.

Disclaimer: Yay!

Me: For now.

Santiago: Welcome to…..Shocking the Stars with Santiago Heraldo!

*Cheesy theme music* I'm your lovely host, Heraldo, and today, answering your questions is…*Drum Roll* Tawni Hart!

Tawni: *Walks out and waves*

Santiago: Please, take a seat miss Hart. So, anything you would like to say before we start?

Tawni: *Smiles* Well of course. *Pulls out note cards* First, I would like to…

Santiago: *Interrupts her* Thank you! Now on to the questions. Okay, you have four questions from Lovely SOS. The first one is, Would you rather kill Sonny or NEVER wear pink again?

Tawni: Well, I'm not really violent, but I could always hire someone to do it!

Santiago: So you'd kill Sonny, JUST so you could wear pink?

Tawni: Pink is my favorite color.

Santiago: I see…….Moving on! Did you ever like Chad?

Tawni: *Hesitates* Fine, I do admit that I did like Goldfarb while in the goody gang. *Looks off into the distance* He was the duck duck to my goose. *Looks back at Santiago* But I grew out of it. Like I told Sonny, its like chicken pocks. I had it once, I'll never have it again.

Santiago: Riiiiight……What, Who's "Goldfarb"?

Tawni: Cooper

Santiago: You mean, he used to be Chad Dylan GOLDFARB?

Tawni: *Looks down at her nails* Yep

Santiago: *Laughs* You here that America? Chad Dylan Goldfarb??

Audience: *Laughs*

Santiago: Now that's the kind of stuff I'm looking for. Next question, was the goody gang fun?

Tawni: Sure.

Santiago: Sure?

Tawni: Sure.

Santiago: Okay then….What is your favorite food?

Tawni: Why do people want to know that?? Is it so my adoring fans can send it to my doorstep?!? My favorite food is chocolate!!!!!!!!! Send how ever many boxes to (Insert Hollywood address here)

Santiago: I don't think that was really the reason they asked Tawni…

Tawni: Then why'd they ask?

Santiago: Because they want to know.

Tawni: *Gasps* They're not stalkers, are they?! Back off! I have pepper spray!!!! *Pulls peppers spray out of her purse*

Santiago: Tawni! Calm down! They're not stalkers!

Tawni: I bet you're a stalker too! *Sprays him with pepper spray* Stay back!!!

Santiago: AHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

Tawni: I am victorious.

Santiago: I AM NOT A STALKER!!! IM A HOST!!

Tawni: You are?

Santiago: YES!

Tawni: Oh.

Santiago: *Wipes eyes and glares at her* Are you finished?

Tawni: *Puts pepper spray back in her bag* Yes.

Santiago: *Straightens tie and mumbles something about a safe house* That's. All. The. Questions. You. Have. From. Lovely SOS. The. Next. Question. Is. From. channylover24. Tawni would be When Sonny first came to So Random why did you hate her so much?

Tawni: I guess it's because…I didn't want to share the spotlight…

Santiago: An honest answer. Thank heavens. Any other things you'd like to add?

Tawni: No, not really.

Santiago: Next questions is from XxYellowRibbonxX. Tawni, Who would you rather date?

A) Nico Harris

B)Grady Mitchel

C)Josh The Mail Guy

D)Chad Dylan Cooper

E)James Conroy

F)Skylar DeVane

G)Ferguson Michaels

Tawni: Okay, Nico and Grady are DEFINITELY not my type. And Josh? EW! And definitely not Goldfarb. Conroy, no. Skylar….Maybe Skylar.

Santiago: Ferguson?

Tawni: Nah. Skylar.

Santiago: Okay, now a question from professional idiot. What's your GPA.

Tawni: GPA?

Santiago: *Nods*

Tawni: What's that?

Santiago: Your grade point average.

Tawni: Whats a grade point average?

Santiago: *Smiles into the camera* Well, professional idiot, THERE is your answer! That's all the questions we have for today. Come back next week for more!! BUT only on Shocking the Stars with Santiago Heraldo! *Cheesy theme music*

Audience: *Claps*

NOW……Drum roll please, send in your questions for….NICO HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooo!

Please review! Thanks guys, hope you liked it!

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