"Hey, have any of you guys seen my glasses?" Chris Jericho asked the people in the lunchroom.
"YOU WEAR GLASSES??" Randy Orton asked surprised.
"Yes. I'm far-sighted O.K. and have any of you assclowns seen it? If I can't find it, I'm screwed!"
"Did you check your duffel bag?" Vince asked.
"Yep. Not there." Chris responded.
"How about in your hotel room?" Batista suggested.
"Not there either."
"How about in Triple H's nose? Anything could be in there. I bet you $5 that there is at least a moose in there." Shawn Michaels responded.
"No it's not!!" Triple H said covering his fat-ass nose.
"It is so!!!" Stephanie McMahon.
"You guys are so mean to me!!!!" Triple H said as he ran and locked himself in the bathroom.
"You idiots are so weird sometimes." Chris said walking away.
"Oh and Chris?" Vince asked before Chris went out of ear-shot.
"Yeah?" Chris asked not knowing what Vince would say.
"You glasses are on top of your head." Vince informed him.
"Damnit!!! Didn't notice that!" Chris said blushing.
(wow didn't know that Chris blushes!)