I'm sorry that I couldn't think of anything funny anymore for this story. This will be my last chapter unless I get inspired. =( Anyway, on with the story.

Jericho was bored and had nothing to do. So he decided to use the book of Mad Libs. It read,

As everyone knows, the first American man to go into space was ___ (celebrity name male). Many astronauts have traveled in space since. One of the next spacemen will be ___ (another celeb male). He will reach an altitude of __ (number) feet in only 15 seconds. Then, he will fire his second-stage ___ (plural noun) and go into a/an ___(adj.) orbit. At this point, the electronic equipment will start sending ___ (plural noun) back to earth. After 1,000 trips around the earth, his ___ (adj) vehicle will reenter the ___ (noun) and come down over ___ (geographical location), and he will fly it to ___ (place). After that, a team of ___ (plural noun) and ___ (plural noun) will visit the moon again.

Jericho started writing in the book smiling when he was done. It said,

As everyone knows, the first Amerian man to go into space was Chris Jericho. Many astronauts have traveled in space since. One of the next spacemen will be Wade Barrett. He will reach an altitude of 4 feet in only 15 seconds! Then he will fire his second-stage moms and go into a fat-ass orbit. At this point, the electronic equipment will start sending potatoes back to earth. After 1,000 trips around he earth, his Umaga vehicle will re-enter the lamp and come down over Turkey (yum), and he will fly it to the bathroom (A.K.A. the Hardy's lair). After that, a team of space monkeys and windows will visit the moon again.

He fell off his chair laughing his ass off. His rookie Wade Barrett heard all the commotion and came over. He took the book that was on the floor. He read the whole thing and stared blankly at the man on the ground with tears of laughter strolling down his face.

"You are the weirdest person I have ever felt in my life. Who laughs at this thing?" Wade said to Chris.

Jericho took over 6 minutes to pull himself together.

"At least I don't sing Bon Jovi songs in the shower.." Jericho said.

"It's the Beatles!!!!" Barrett protested.

"Whatever.." Chris said picking up his stuff. "I'm going back to the hotel." Chris put on his jacket and closed the door.

"And I thought that the Great Khali was weirder. O.o"