Here is a little snippet
Kagome knew that ramen she ate had to have been laced with LSD because there was no way she was really watching Sesshomaru prance around black ninja pants using his tail to suspend himself from trees. The demon lord didn't run around forests half naked making his own theme music. Seeing his stump on an arm exposed only added to the freakiness. He was jumping from behind a tree to the next. It was like she was watching a very warped Mission Impossible. She ran her hands in front of her face and banged her head against a tree. Now Sesshomaru was doing ballet. He was doing leaps and spins on the tips of his clawed toes. Dear Gawd, was he stripping?
"FML" Kagome whispered before she passed out from blood loss caused by the biggest nosebleed in history.
Not much but I don't think may people would last long if they saw a cannon Sesshy doing this