Satan and Lucifer,
I just want you both to know that I hate you. I hate you both from this date forward. I shall never stop hating you. Last night was HELL. H-E-L-L! I swear a vendetta against both of you, that if you ever approach me with clothing, make-up, nail polish, any sort of brush, hair spray, anything used for hair improvement, shoes, pizza or any sort of body part enhancement, I will break your finger nails and cut off your hair. Then I will spit on your hair, jump on it, burn it, jump on the ashes, and flush it down the toilet.
Neither of you may come within one mile of me on Saturday, from 12:01am to 11:50pm. This includes sending your boyfriends, friends, your boyfriend's friends, your associates or associates of your boyfriends, or anyone at all, I will hurt you so bad you will not be able to see straight for a month.
This is MY date with KENSHIN. It will be JUST THE TWO OF US on our date.
Your enemy