-As Flonne started her story, the black void her friends are in changed into a lush forest with a castle in the middle of the woods.-
Laharl: What the hell? How did you do that?
Flonne: It's my story, I can make up anything I want.
Laharl: Well can't you at least make an exit around here?
Flonne: Nope. You are going to listen to my story and you will like it!
Laharl: Someone just shoot me in the head…
Flonne: Okay; Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Snow Sapphire.
Almaz: That's a nice name…wait the princess is in the story?
Sapphire: I believe so.
Almaz: So that means I'm her prince that'll kiss her right?
Mao: Probably not.
Raspberyl: Mao's right, after our last adventure, you kinda suck.
Almaz: That's not nice….
Flonne: Don't worry, you're in the story. Where were we, oh yeah: She is the most beautiful princess in the kingdom and is loved by everybody. But not everyone likes her, there was an evil queen named Marjoly and she proclaims herself as the fairest of them all.
Marjoly: It's true, I am the fairest of them all.
Laharl: Whoa whoa whoa! What is SHE doing here!
Etna: She must've got sucked in.
Laharl: Fine, but I don't want to get near her sexy body!
Flonne: The queen always looks at herself at the mirror when this happen.
Marjoly: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Geoffrey: Why you are your highness.
Mao: Ha! Geoffrey in a mirror, what a laugh!
Geoffrey: But there is also the most fairest one of all.
Marjoly: What? Who?
Geoffrey: Snow Sapphire your highness.
Marjoly: WHAT! How dare she, saying that she's most fairest than me!
Flonne: So she sends a hunter to get rid of Snow Sapphire.
Adell: Wait, why am I in this?
Flonne: Because you look like a hunter.
Adell: I'm a DEMON hunter, not a human hunter.
Flonne: Does it matter?
Adell: Whatever…
Flonne: Just find Sapphire.
Adell: But she'll kill me…
Flonne: Not in this story.
Adell: Fine…
-Adell finds Sapphire.-
Adell: Hey! You there!
Sapphire: Oh why hello.
Adell: Listen, I need you to follow me to the woods, ok?
Sapphire: Is it a trap?
Adell: N-no…
Sapphire: Okay, but if it is a trap, you can eat lead.
-Adell sweatdrops-
Flonne: As they went to the forest, the hunter tries to kill her.
Adell: Can you turn around a bit?
Sapphire: Okay.
Flonne: The hunter tries to kill her, but he hesitated.
Adell: Okay, I can't do this anymore, I can't hurt a girl, it's not my style.
Sapphire: What are you talking about?
Adell: Listen, the queen wants you dead, so she sent me to get rid of you.
Sapphire: Then what am I supposed to do then?
Adell: Just run deeper to the woods find some house to live in.
Sapphire: Oh, okay then.
Flonne: As she ran deeper to the woods, she found a small cottage to sleep in.
Sapphire: Hey look, a small house. Looks kinda dusty but it'll work.
Laharl: Wait let me guess, I'm one of the dwarves in this story aren't I?
Flonne: Yep! Along with Mao, Raspberyl, Kurtis, Etna, and a Prinny!
Etna: Shouldn't be the SEVEN dwarves?
Flonne: Oh yeah, I'll think of one.
-A few minutes later-
Flonne: I got one!
Axel: Wait me?
Etna: At least we got seven.
Prinny: Why am I in this, dood?
Flonne: As the seven of you got back from mining, you find Snow Sapphire sleeping in one of your beds.
Raspberyl: Hey look, someone's in our bed.
Laharl: What should we do with her?
Mao: I say we experiment on her.
Almaz: What! No!
Mao: Hey! It's not your turn yet!
Prinny: How 'bout we wake her up, dood?
Etna: How 'bout we throw you at her, dood?
Prinny: Maybe not, dood…
Flonne: As they argue about what to do with her, Snow Sapphire suddenly woke up.
Sapphire: Oh hey guys. Aww all of you are so cute in chibis!
Mao: Careful Beryl, she might hug you to death.
Raspberyl: Shut up Mao, at least you're twice that short than usual.
Mao: Shut up! You're even shorter than me.
Etna: Aww she's right Prince, you're even cuter chibified.
Laharl: Shut up Etna!
Sapphire: Uh guys?
All: WHAT?
Sapphire: This place is a bit musty, shouldn't you clean it up.
Raspberyl: I've tried to, but Mao & Laharl kept messing it up.
Mao: What can we say, we're good rivals.
Laharl: Evil rivals to be exact.
Sapphire: I can help cleaning.
Mao: As our maid? Eh, why not.
Kurtis: Wait shouldn't we have ridiculous names?
Raspberyl: Yeah, that have been bothering me for a while.
Flonne: I got lazy thinking, I don't feel like coming up names for you guys.
Laharl: That makes sense.
Flonne: As Snow Sapphire settle in with the dwarves, the evil queen goes to her mirror.
Marjoly: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest one of all?
Geoffrey: You, are your highness, but if you're preferring yourself to be the fairest on of all, then it's Snow Sapphire.
Marjoly: What! I thought the hunter said she's dead!
-Flashback-
Marjoly: Where is she?
Adell: Well uh, she's dead your highness, she's dead.
Marjoly: Good!
-Flashback end-
Marjoly: Who dare he, lying to me like that. Fine I'll do it myself then.
Flonne: Meanwhile back in the cottage.
Mao: We're heading back killing some enemies.
Sapphire: I thought your mining.
Laharl: What do you think it is? Disney? Hell no! I'm not letting Love Freak turn this story into one of Disney's fairytales!
Flonne: I'm not making into Disney's fairytales! By the way, whats a Disney?
Axel: Doesn't matter we're level grinding when we head back.
Mao: Yeah, I'm gonna look for lvl 1000 monsters.
Flonne: As they left, Snow Sapphire left at the dwarves house when the evil queen, disguised as an old lady visit her.
Mao: Apparently she's really an old lady.
Marjoly: No I'm not!
Sapphire: Who are you talking to?
Marjoly(In her old lady persona): Nothing dearie, I am a wandering old lady selling apples, would you like some?
Sapphire: Come to think of it, there's hardly fruit in this house so I would like one.
Almaz: NO PRINCESS! IT'S A TRAP!
Flonne: As Snow Sapphire(ignoring the voice)take a bite on the apple, she suddenly fainted.
Marjoly: Hahaha! I finally killed her! I am the fairest one of all!
Flonne: As she ran off, the dwarves came back and discovered her body.
Prinny: Oh no! Lady Sapphire is dead!
Mao: Oh well, we don't need a dead carcass in our house.
Laharl: I agree.
Etna: There's no arguing about that.
Raspberyl: Guys, shouldn't we make a coffin for her?
All: Nope!
Flonne: So they made a glass coffin for her despite their disagreement. And this is where Prince Almaz comes in!
Almaz: Finally!
Flonne: Prince Almaz traveled deep in the forest and discovered Snow Sapphires's coffin.
Mao: Your kidding right?
Almaz: What happened to the princess?
Mao:(sarcasticly) Oh, I don't know, she's taking a nap in this glass coffin.
Almaz: Maybe I should wake her up.
Raspberyl: You should kiss her! If Kyoko and Asuka were here, it would be priceless!
Almaz: Are you serious! I never kissed her before.
Mao: There's a shock…
Flonne: As he opened the glass, he closed in and kissed her passionately in the lips.
Laharl: Oh god...
Almaz: I didn't do that!
Flonne: Snow Sapphire woke up.
Sapphire: Prince Almaz, you have woken me.
Almaz: Wow, I woke her up by kissing her.
Mao: Again, there's a shock.
Flonne: So Snow Sapphire and Prince Almaz got married(even though they already did)and lived happily ever after! The end!
Laharl: That's it end of story, can we leave now?
Flonne: Nope! I got a lot of stories to go!
Laharl: Oh come on!
Flonne: Just give me the time to think and I will start another story.
To be continued…