-A few minutes of thinking-
Flonne: Ok I just got another story for you guys
Etna(half asleep):Huh Flonne, where did you go?
Flonne: I went somewhere to get something to eat when I got another idea for a story.
Laharl: You mean to tell us that you ditched us inside a book just to get a freaking snack!?
Flonne: Apparently yes!
Laharl: When I'm finally out of this book, I'm gonna—
-Etna interrupting Laharl-
Etna: Sooo what story are you going to tell us?
Laharl: HEY DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Flonne: It's a story about two siblings who got abandoned in the woods.
Adell: So that means Taro and Hanako right?
Flonne: Yep!
Adell: And you changed my parents into demons.
Flonne: Yep!
Adell: Wait whats the point of that?
Flonne: I dunno.
-The forest and castle transformed into a lush forest with a small house in the middle of it-
Flonne: Once upon a time there was a poor family who lived in a small house. They were so poor that they have little to eat. One night they discussed about how are they gonna save themselves from hunger.
Adell's Dad: But honey we can't abandon them, they're our kids.
Adell's Mom: But they are growing kids, we will keep feeding them and we will slowly die from starvation, do you want that?'
Adell's Dad: No, but I can't do it.
Adell's Mom: Fine if you won't, I will.
Flonne: Little that they know, Hanako and Taro are listening the whole time while sneaking in some food.
Taro: I think they're going to get rid of us, what are we going to do?
Hanako: Don't worry Tardo, I've got a plan.
Flonne: The next day Adell's Mom(her husband being a complete wuss) take Taro and Hanako to the woods and abandoned them. Without knowing that her kids have a plan to get back. Little that they know, their mom got rid of the stones in the house. So they bring bread crumbs instead.
Taro: Are you sure bring bread crumbs is a good idea?
Hanako: Shut up Tardo, I know what I'm doing.
Flonne: After a couple of steps, they noticed the trail of bread crumbs got eaten by um demons.
Taro: I don't think bringing bread crumbs is a good idea…
Hanako: Well do you have any good ideas Captain Obvious?
Taro: No…
Hanako: Well we have to keep going further then.
Flonne: As they went deeper through the forest, they find a candy house.
Taro: I'm hungry…
Hanako: Why didn't you sneak some food when we left?
Taro: I don't know I—hey look a house made of candy
Hanako: Well that's convenient.
Taro: Are we gonna eat someone else's house?
Hanako: No duh! Who is smart enough to make a candy house?
Flonne: As they eat the candy house, they are unaware of the witch named Etna living in the candy house.
Etna: Whoa whoa whoa, why am I the witch of this story?
Prinny: 'Cuz you are---
-Etna punted the Prinny-
Prinny: Doooooooooooood………*boom*
Flonne: Because I know you have a sweet tooth for candies.
Etna: Oh yeah.
Flonne: As they continue eating, they heard a voice.
Etna: HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EATING MY HOUSE!
Hanako: Oh crap busted!
Taro: I knew this is a bad idea!
Flonne: Etna being so kind bring them hostility to her house.
Etna: Eh, I can't let you starve to death so I'll let you stay at my house, but if I see one bite on any of my furniture I'm kicking you out!
Hanako & Taro: Yay!
Flonne: But that night, Etna was actually a mean witch who wants to eat them.
Etna: What am I, a cannibal? I'm not gonna eat them!
Adell: It's part of her story, there's nothing we can do.
Etna: Fine…
Flonne: Hanako, however, knew that Etna was actually a witch but—
Hanako: I cut you a deal, I'll be your student and you don't have to burn in the oven.
Etna: You put up a hard bargain, you've becoming more like me, fine it's a deal!
Flonne: Hey that's not part of the story!
Etna: Sorry, but Hanako and I are adding a little twist in your story.
Flonne: Fine…
Flonne: Hanako became Etna's disciple and do exactly what she told her as necessary to fatten up her brother.
Hanako: You there! Go make us something to eat and make it snappy!
Etna: And you better do what she said or you be dealing with me!
Prinny Squad: Aye aye, dood!
Flonne: Each morning Etna came to check on Taro.
Etna: Come on, just stick out your arm or something and I better not see a bone sticking out.
Flonne: However the clever boy stick out a twig, knowing the witch was near sighted.
Etna: There's nothing wrong with my eye!
Flonne: In my story you are.
Etna: Fine…Wow, you are really skinny, what kind of diet did you use?
Flonne: After weeks of waiting, the witch's patient was exhausted.
Etna: Damn, I can't wait any longer, hey Hanako, I'm uh, eating your brother skinny so could you turn on the oven for me?
Hanako: Okay.
-Hanako turns on the oven-
Etna: Crawl inside if it's hot enough, okay?
Hanako: But I don't know how to crawl inside.
Etna: Seriously? You don't know how. Fine I'll show you.
-Etna got close to the oven-
Etna: See it's not that hard.
Flonne: Hanako saw very well, this is exactly what she planned, so she threw the witch in.
Fake Etna: What the crap, dood!? It's freaking hot in here! I'm burning up dood! Goodbye cruel world, dood…
Etna: Nice work on making a fake me out of a Prinny.
Hanako: I put a lot of effort on it.
Etna: Okay so that means I'll free your brother, so take some candy and get the hell out my house.
Flonne: Taro and Hanako escaped the witch's house and found their way home. After weeks in the witch's house, they can't imagine how happy their father was.
Taro & Hanako: We're home!
Adell's father: Taro, Hanako, you're back! Oh I'm so happy! Oh by the way, your mother died last week so we don't have to be separated again.
Adell's Mom: Actually I temporarily divorced you in the story so we'll be together again after we got out of the story.
Flonne: And they lived happily ever after, the end!
Laharl: Throwing a fake Etna out of a single Prinny, how very clever.
Etna: She is perfect for my student, she's becoming more like me!
Flonne: I can't wait for another story I'll think of! Now what will I think of next?
To Be Continued…
