-The forest transformed into a small house near a local market-
Flonne: Once upon a time there was a boy named Adell who lived with his mother(who apparently divorced her husband in the last story) in a poor house. They are very poor so one day his mother said.
Adell's Mom: I'm afraid we have to sell our cow or we won't have any money to feed ourselves.
Adell: Wait you're going to sell Taro? What kind of mother who sell her own son?
Adell's Mom: Well he's a demon cow you know.
Taro: She's right.
Adell: Alright fine I'll go to the market and set up a price for my brother but I don't like it.
Adell's Mom: But be careful, they will cheat you so you will get them a reasonable price.
Adell: Yeah yeah yeah.
Flonne: And so Adell sets off to the market with his brother when suddenly, a stranger stops him.
Axel: Yo Adell!
Adell: What do you want?
Axel: Gimme that cow!
Adell: What? No!
Axel: Why not?
Adell: Because I have to go the market and get some money.
Axel: Well how 'bout an exchange for that cow?
Adell: No.
Axel: Want some magic beans for the cow?
Adell: No.
Axel: Please?
Adell: No.
Axel: Pretty please?
Adell: No!
Axel: Come on…
Adell: If I say yes, will you leave me alone?
Axel: Yes!
Adell: Fine, take him now go away!
Axel: Thanks! (Sucker…)
Flonne: As Adell went home, his mother was shocked about what has he done.
-Adell's Mom hits him with a paper fan-
Adell's Mom: You fool! How can you let yourself be cheated?
Adell: I didn't let myself be cheated, he won't leave me alone.
Adell's Mom: Now we have no money to buy and no food to eat, so as punishment, you will go to your room with no dinner.
Adell: Geez and I thought getting hit by your fan was punishment enough…
-Adell went to his room-
Adell's Mom: Oh well, at least I can plant some green beans to eat.
-Adell's Mom threw away the beans through the window-
Flonne: The next day, the little beans grown into a magic beanstalk.
Adell: Wow, Axel was right, those were magical.
Flonne: Out of curiosity, he began climbing the beanstalk higher and higher 'till he barely sees his house.
Adell: Wow, I can see the market from here.
-One of the stalks Adell was gripping broke-
Adell: OH SHI—
Flonne: Oops redo!
-Take 2-
Adell: That was scary…
Flonne: As he reaches the top, he spots a giant castle.
Adell: Wow that's a huge castle. Reminds me of Zenon's.
Flonne: He steps into the castle. Inside, he heard the giant saying.
???: FE FI FO FUM I SMELL A BLOOD OF A DEMON.
Adell: What the hell? Zenon!?
Flonne: As he gazed upon the sight of the giant, he hides within the shadow like a ninja as the giant sniffs the air.
Zenon: Must've been last dinner I ate.
Flonne: Adell watched behind the fireplace as the giant opened his money bag and started counting.
Zenon: Let's see one, two, three, four.
-Two hours later-
Zenon: Nine thousand nine hundred ninety eight, nine thousand ninety ninety nine…
Adell: Man he's fast at counting.
Flonne: After a few hours of counting, the giant fell asleep.
Etna: Wow, Zenon must've been very rich.
Adell: Now, to get that sack of HL, but it's not my style but we need money.
Flonne: As he grabbed the sack, he quickly ran back to the beanstalk and climbed back down to his mom.
Adell: Hey mom I'm back!
Adell's Mom: Adell how did you get so much money?
Adell: It's all thanks to that magic beanstalk!
Flonne: As he told his story about how he get the sack of HL, they quickly spend all the HLs they needed necessary.
Adell's Mom: Oh dear, now we're broke again.
Adell: Don't worry, I'll just go back to the castle and find something valuable to sell.
Flonne: As Adell ventured back to the castle, he hid behind the fireplace and noticed the giant this time, has a cockatrice but it's no ordinary cockatrice, it lays golden eggs.
Zenon: Lay!
Flonne: Doing what he said, the cockatrice laid a single golden egg. Then the giant happily fall asleep.
Adell: Great, now to get that chicken and get out of here.
Flonne: Adell quickly grabbed the golden laying cockatrice and high-tail it out of here.
Cockatrice: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Adell: Shut up!
Flonne: He made his way back to his house.
Adell's Mom: Adell, it's just a chicken.
Adell: Not an ordinary chicken watch this, lay!
Flonne: Doing what he says the cockatrice laid a golden egg.
-After ten times Adell says lay-
Adell's Mom: Amazing! If we sell them, we'll be rich in a lifetime!
Adell: I wonder what the giant have next?
Flonne: Adell, for the last time, climbed all the way back to the castle. And this time, he has a golden harp that plays for him. And that, he fell asleep.
Adell: Wow, how long he stayed up? But never mind that, now to nab that har—Roz that you?
Rozalin: Yes Adell, That's me.
Adell: Why are you painted gold?
Rozalin: Zenon painted me gold and glued me to this damn harp.
Adell: That's embarrassing.
Rozalin: If you laugh, I will kill you.
Adell: Ok I won't! Just let me pick you up and get out of here.
-Adell start picking up Rozalin-
Adell: Man you're heavy!
Rozalin: Hey it's not my fault, it's this damn harp!
Flonne: Adell slowly walked through the exit when something woke the giant up.
Zenon: Where is my harp?
Adell: Oh crap, what happened?
Rozalin: Whoops I kinda accidentally pluck a string when you're walking.
Zenon: So you are the thief who been stealing my treasures!
Adell: Oh $&#! run!
Flonne: Adell ran as fast as he could while the giant is behind him.
Zenon: I'm gonna crush you into mincemeat and use your bones as soup!
Adell: I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna freakin die!
Flonne: Adell climbed back down to his house and finds an axe to cut down the beanstalk.
-A wandering fighter appears-
Adell: Hey you! Can I borrow your axe?
Fighter: Uh sure?
Flonne: Adell use the axe and cut down the bean stalk.
-The beanstalk cuts down and the beanstalk started collapsing-
Zenon: Oh S********************t!*crash*
Adell's Mom: What happened? I felt an earthquake!
Adell: It's ok, we got everything we need.
Flonne: And so they lived happily ever after.
Rozalin: Can someone get me out of this harp?
Flonne: The end!
To Be Continued…