metal gear in college
chapter epalogue: turbency

by vamp and raidenxx

there is someone walking behind you
turn around look at me
there is someone
watching your footsteps

turn around look at me by the vogues. hi

Epayloguue

Remember bearplane well jit the turbulencesie the turbency was just so crazy that the ebar plane had to go land emegercnyce (emergyecny landing) in fort weorth.

"we are going be late to nose diorama nationals!" Rayden say to Vamp who look down really sad-like.

"sorry" Vamp said. Vamp regretted that he doesn't know how to wet ride the bearplane any faster. His hands slipped off the wheel few times. He chuckled when his hands slipped off the wheel again after first time. The whil so wet and Raiden chuckle too because his hands are slip. Raiden remembered when they had sex and vamp hands slip then, too. Tthat hot to. Raiden crotch wet as wet hippo.

Meanwhile—wet ride is going too fast too hard and the bearplane is just on fire for a little bit but don't worry bceucuase the wet ride can put out the fire as long as vamp wears the right blgoves. Desbite chuckkel vamp is sad because he spent so money on the lessons for driving bearplane and he not good at flying because of turbancy. He find the write gloves and can drive bearplane and it don'est crash but land in fortheorthw.

"Will we have to wear lots of sunscreen I heard that you had to wear sunscreen here because it's hot!" Emma's mom said I mean Raiden. Ottocon was in the backseat and was mildly worried about the bearplane crashing but at least Vamp had gloves. They landed so that was okay. Ottocon's mom died from drowning.

"hey pass me the pundcake" said raiden as they began to land in the forth wirht. Vamp and ottocon didn't know thwat pindcake was so they got really confused and looked around the bearplane but tocouldnt find the pund cake but they did find the gloves btu it was too late. Raiden stummy was tgrowling because he was so hungry and he blushed and was emabuarssed. Ottocon thought the blushe ohot but raiden was vbelong to vamp and he want to hujmp him. He wish ched coud find the pund otcake for raidne to make him like him like he like vamp. Snake was there too but he was about to die because he was old. Secretly he had eaten all the pound cake.

"Snake where are you poundcakes do you know?" Ottocon asked merely politely. Snake's eye pooped as he was about to open his mouth to talk but he remembered mouth was still filled with pound cake. Ottocon stared at Snake long and hard. "Boo!" Ottocon screamed and Snake's mouth flew open and pound cake flew out he screamed.

Ottocon crossed his arms and his eyes. "Snake that was Raiden's."

Vamp was listening as he put on the gloves he found while snake was pooping earlier but they had a little bit of poop on them too so he only put them on whalf-way. "dod ypiou know some people can eat pund cake faster than I can. Nope? I can eat the ppoiund cake the fastest. Too bad I get shy when I eat ot." Snake died.

"Snake. Sanrk." RaoTtcoan said and the plane crashed. But was landed but vamp crash it into airport.

"we're here!" vamp shout and they make it to convference for nose diorama nationals. In a car. Snake was in coffin in the backseat.

Liquid mom give the award in microfphone he stand on stage and give award. "The winner of nose

diorama award is…"

Oh no then something had to go pee butg thwere was onlty a bathroom on the plane which died because of snake. "don't just stand ther ehandsome. Hold onto my waost. I feel so free-wooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh!" raiden tripped. He was talking to vamp who had to pee and when raiden hit him vamp pee in surprise and it get on liquid. Liquid scream mo and have to leave the stage and doesn't say who wins the award. The secret that Liquid kept before he announce winner is that he thought the winner should be… Liquid's shining eyes glanced over to Snake's dead body. Liquid "Brother" Liquid mom placed a hand on Snake's dead body's nipple. It started raining hard.

"what? Dod the rain….." vamp looked down towards the ground and his halfway-poop gloves, "oh no." He ran really fast intp the bathroom he finally found uh oh it was too late too bad. Anyways the bathroom had blue painted splattered all over it and vamp began to read a book.

Raiden cried towards liquid and snakes nipple and smeared his tears into the nipple. "where did vamp go?" the nipple crusted up a bit and liquid frowned. That wasn't very nice. He kiss liquid on sake eyebrow and rub the nipple clean. Raiden confused go look for vamp and Find them in the bathroom stall reading a book. The book is snake's life story. Raiden's young nose peakered over Vamp's shoulder. Good thing he was wet from the rain because his nose mildly snotty and stain on vamp shoulder created by snot not rain but vamp thought it was romantic because rain stain after they crashed on bearplane made snake go insane and killed his membranes and they failed to land on a plane landing lane in the rain stain. They kiss like of passhin and vamp say "You should of win the award, raidne."

"thank you vamp I think you should your nos ediroamo was the goodest." They kiss some more passhin.

Ottocon's head popped out of the toilet and peaked in between vamp's legs "Nobody addressed my nose diora-" but Vamp screamed again his heart was still weak from pee surprise and he karate chopped Ottocon's nose off. Vamp didn't know his own powerful strength coming from his arms and his lkarakte arm. The nose fell and skidded across the floor "th—" vamp realized something extremely important. Ottocons nose was a nose! He could win the entire contest I mean awward fro m the contest for raiden with a real live nose. Ottocon took the nose and ran off really far and fast "damn it" vamp wanted to whisper but accidentally yelled and it echoed in the bathrom and the toilets.

He want to tackle Ottacon and he run after him but Riaden was still stuck in the kiss and was dragged along by mouth suction. They tackle ottocan and acccidentlaly butt sexc him . he go "Oh!" and they have good relationship. Otaacon gets him dream about getting with Raiden so he happy and give vamp the nose. For diroam. Snake look at the diorama "that's a good diorama you win"!

And liquid aggre.

So Rianden gets the award for best. Vamp pick up nose diorama trophy award and stare at it all long and hard. "Few m onths from now I'll put this on a ring and propose to Raiden" Vamp said full of heart. Snake nodded and smirked. "feh." Vamp looked up at him "you think we make ugly couple?" Snake shook his head "make sure to propose at café."

Ottocon was excited he loves cafes. "Café? Which one?"

Vamp remembered this one birthday he went at a few years ago and he suddenly burped ""wait oops I didn't meant to do that" he was just such a clutz today! Anywas rainforest café was vamps favorite café because of the light up gorilla nipples he used to stare at them long and hard. They weren't really real but vamp knew that. "rainforest café." Snake was adjusting his knee scabs. Oops! "oops" vamp oops. Too many oops….vamp thought to himself holding back tears. Oftencon said "Oh! Ottocon's favorite animal there Is the electric alligator when I eat hamburgers there I stare at that the most! I have at least 50 photographs on my computer of me in front of it but most of the photographs with alligator are during awkward phases when I had forehead acne." "that's it!" Vamp exclaimed. "I come ouot of alligator to propose!"

So when raiden was writeing in his dairy he get a call from limo and says to get in so he gets in the limo. The limo goes to Rainforest Cafee and he waits outside confused? And then he see the alligoator, and he gets frightened! When Raiden was a boy an alligator bit him! And his dad died.

While inside alligator Vamp sweat and heart beat so fast a predator would be able to see him with his special heart beat detector if it were wearing it. Vamp took long hard breaths and grasped his furry chest with his trembling hand and stared at the box that wedding ring was in. suddenly his ears perked up to the top of his head like a wolf when he hear Raidne's footsteps coming near. He knew Ridne liked alligators because won time while they were walking Raide said "I like alligators." Or was that someone else?

Raiden was wearing an outfit tthat was specially made to smell good when he was happy. It was smelling really bad right now and vamp could smell it from far away. Vampalmost popped out but then went back inside because he wasnt all the way ready. He popped out again and slowly slipped outside the alligators mouth like a very fresh caterpillar coming out of its cocoon. Vamp was inching towards smelly raiden as he sniffed the ground and then jumped up really fast above raiden "where is raiden?" he looked down"I found raiden."

Raiden was sweating and smelling like bad costume and looked much worried.

"Why worried blonde man?" Vamp ask to Raiden using pet name?

"I hate alligators!" he start to cry and Vamp feel terribe it was someone else! Who like aligotars.

"I know how to make you feel better blonde, man riadne! Marry me!" he pull out the ring and doesn't feel romantic but needs raiden to stop crying.

Raiden was looking at th ee ring before he realized something. "that ring is not a ring! The pund cake!" vamp was so surprised (not as surpised as before but almost as surpised) so he peed again but only a little because all th epee was gone. Raiden laughed silently and by laugh I mean chuckle like in the plane. Suddenly vamp pulled ou t the real ring and raiden took it fast and curledup and fell asleep with the ring. "io will promise to kill all the alligators. " vamp promised. He cgrabbed raidens limp body and crawled back into the alligator mouth. Then he stared at raiden as he was being asleep an dremembered who the someone else was that liked alligators. It was liquid mom and vamp screamed so loud and it bouncefd off all the sides of the alligators body with sleeping raiden. Sleeping raiden turned around a lot so fast he ripped vamps clothing off. "the choice was mine and mine alone? Vamp promised himself.

There could never be a beter couple than in that allgaitor.

The end.

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