Lok guus if u don't like mi story ten u cun just knot reed it then. KK? If u hav a problem wit it then id like to see u rite somting better! I bet ur just abad as I'm!
It was a wile b4 I saw Edward agin at scool I guess he wus sik or on vacashun or something. The 1 day he waz bak in scol and I felt strangly attracted 2 him its like were ment 2 be together ! I asskd him 2 com 2 mi house sometime after scholl nd hand out, he sad ok but waned to show me something first… I starred fantasizing bout being alone wit him in da woods all alone. I got there and he put me in his back and went out back of the building. Ran in to te forrest. He jumped up and down as he ran through the treews and flowers and shrubs and ground vines and meadows. The sun came out as he walked int an area wit no trees.
OH MY GAWDF! His skin wuz all shiny like a TON of glass!
"Wut the eff is wond with your skin ewdard!" I eclrained!
He was said he waz a VAMPIRE! OMG! I wus soooo turned on (edword uis sooo seyy!) as the sun wend back in the clouds and his skin stopped sparklng. I was so tunred on!
Edrwad ad I started making out and I puled him down on2 the ground and flowers I tooc of his jaket nd his shirt. I was taking off his pants and thong when he was like, "No!" I shoudent have intercource wit u bella yet! Ill brake ur hart!
'Oh Edward baby then wen can we do it? I wantna got it on with u soo bad!" I assed(bcuz she has a nic ass).
I'kk tell u wen I think its time Bela." He sed gravely (lol, grave since hes ded!)
Bella wuz dissaponted tat Edward dinnit wanna do it with her. She aced flirty and sexy and hot and tried to get to know edrwd better. for the next week. He asked her out 2 see a movi with her! It was a horror move!
I cunted down the minuets until she went to the movi. I 8 lasagna with tons of cheez cuz I 3 cheeze and drank milk 4 dinner, I used the batroom nd put on markup 2 hid mi acne and sum lipstick and took a loooong time in th batroom cuz I 82 much cheez so i got diarrhea reallybad cuz im lactose intolerant. I put on cyut skirt and top then lacy sexy underware.
I went outsid 2 b picked up bi edwordand he drove up in a blood red convertible. "hi bella hop in!" He said 2 m3 as I jumped in the car. We taked abot r lives as he drove 2 the theater. I helld his clammy hand as we wnt in2 the theater.
"Bella! I decided it's time! We kno each odder enuff and we can do wutever u want!" he sad wile grinning seductively. I loocked in my purse 2 make sure I had protexion devices so we wuldnt get impreggd.