The British Flock – Part 2
Max: (lying on a bare floor, rubs head) Oh, god. What the hell happened?
Fang: Hey. Welcome back. (is sitting against a white wall)
Dylan: Are you okay Max? I was so worried!
Iggy: Please. You were playing Uno with Gazzy the whole time.
Dylan: (looks nervous, tugs collar) Wasn't!
Nudge: Why did you take so long coming round? I was really worried! Everyone was!
Gazzy: Apart from Dylan.
Angel: (is running on and off camera from side to side, screaming and being mental) I'm free! FREE I TELL YOU!
Max: I guess freedom wasn't very good for Angel's mental stability, eh?
Gazzy: What does stability mean?
Fang: (sigh) This is going to be a LONG imprisonment…
(meanwhile, watching the Flock go mental, is Jeb, Ari, Lissa, Brigid, Ter Borcht, Uber-D, Monitor 1, and Monitor 2)
Mon 1: (whispers to Mon 2) You'd think those kids would've killed each other by now!
Mon:2: (whispers back) Yeah! Did you hear about what happened to experiment 901?
Mon 1: What?
Mon 2: Apparently he…(is interrupted by Ter Borcht)
Ter Borcht: No chatting! We need to hear everything they're saying!
Ari: Imagine if we made the girls strip off in there for a shower…god…
Jeb: Ari! Do not be disgusting, young man!
Uber-D: He is right. The children of today are a disgrace.
Ter Borcht: Well said, Harald.
Uber-D: (hisses) I told you not to call me that. I am the Uber-Director!
Brigid: Sure, Box-boy, that's why Pruitt's in charge now.
Lissa: Yeah, coz the flock defeated you, and you Pruitt brought Itex for, like, a dime?
Uber-D: (defensively) It wasn't a dime! (quieter) It was a dollar.
Ter Borcht: (snorts laughing)
Jeb: Stop that! Laughing at other people's misfortune isn't nice!
Lissa: But it's so funny!
Ari: I agree.
Jeb: But…(is interrupted)
Pruitt: Let me into see them!
Jeb: But sir…
Pruitt: I SAID LET ME IN!
Mon 1: We'd better let him in.
Mon 2: But solitary's really meant to be solitary…
Mon 1: We'd just better do what he says…
Mon 2: Good idea. (opens a door)
Ari, Brigid, Lissa, Jeb, Ter Borcht AND Uber-D: (walk through a door)
(Cut to Dr M, Ella, JJ and the Flock Clones sitting at a table at home)
Dr M: You liking the cookies guys?
Max 2: Meh. Good enough.
Total 2: (from the floor) They're completely disgusting!
Ella: How can you not like them? You made them, silly goose!
Angel 2: (pipes up nicely) I think they're really yummy!
Dr M: (freaked out Angel is being nice) That's…nice, dear.
JJ: (chuckles awkwardly) Uh….yeah. Who wants juice?
Angel and Ella: Me!
Dr M: That would be lovely dear. (JJ walks off camera)
Angel 2: Anyone wanna see the picture I drew?
Fang 2: Not really.
Dr M: (glares at fang) Can I see, dear?
Angel 2: (passes a picture of a Dog with wings to Dr M)
Dr M: Is this Total? It's very good!
Gazzy 2: No it isn't! That is terrible.
Iggy 2: I wouldn't encourage her Dr M.
Nudge 2: Yeah, she's unstable. She could, like, crack at anytime.
Max 2: Best you give that here Mum.
Dr M: (frowns and passes it over)
Max 2: (scrumples it up and tosses it over to Total 2)
Total 2: (rips the paper up and eats it)
Gazzy 2: Go Total!
Ella: (upset) That wasn't very nice.
Iggy 2: Life isn't very nice Ella. Look at me.
Gazzy 2: At least you can at least look!
Dr M: Okay, what is going on with you guys?
Nudge 2: Nothing, Dr Martinez. We're fine.
JJ: (walks in with a tray of plastic cups) Here we are. (takes one off, and tries setting it down in front of Max, but is too busy holding the tray, so it tips over, falling on Max 2's pants)
Max 2: Hey! You absolute idiot!
JJ: (backs away) It was an accident!
Fang 2: (walks forward and pushes JJ's tray of juice up so it rains down on JJ)
Dr M: Flock, go to your rooms! Now! Girls, come with me. (JJ and Ella follow Dr M into the kitchen. The Flock's Clones exit) Girls, I have a bad feeling about what happened outside before…
(cut to the Flock being interrogated by Pruitt)
Pruitt: …And so I conclude that you are all in deep trouble and you shall never leave solitary again!
Ari: (whispers to Ter Borcht) Does this mean they'll be naked in here for showers? Heh heh…
Uber-D: No that would be good. I haven't seen…(is interrupted by Brigid)
Brigid: Ewww! You are one sick man!
Lissa: So right! Hey, Jeb? Harald's encouraging Ari to be hormone-ish!
Jeb: (glares at Uber-D) Hypocrite.
Max: (sighs, almost falling asleep through Pruitt's boring speech) Just tell us what you want already.
Gazzy: (nudges Nudge awake)
Nudge: (wakes up with a jolt) What? No! HOW COULD THEY CLOSE DOWN PRADA! (looks around) Oh, they haven't. Phew. We're just captive. With whitecoats. AHH! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Fang: Chill Nudge! (pats her shoulder)
Nudge: (Voice Over Nudge looking romantic) He...he touched me!
Angel: (still running in a circle) YOU'LL PAY FOR IMPRISONING ME! YOU WILL ALL DIE! (cackles, then falling unconscious on the floor)
Lissa: Nice shot Brigid!
Brigid: (blows top of watergun like pistol) They don't call me a sharpshooter for nothing!
Iggy: (sighs) Finally. I was fed up with her being jammed on saying those few phrases over and over again…
Dylan: God, your telling me.
Max: (rolls eyes) Boys.
Pruitt: Enough! Bring out…the TORTURE MACHINE!
Ter Borcht: This is my favourite part…
THE FINAL INSTALMENT COMING SOON!
