Hemophilia : Ch. 2
by Undercooked
Hemophilia and Iroh accompanied Ancient Aang to the HQ of the Anti-Fic Army. There, something occured that no-one ever thought possible - the incest!baby found love.
They were a perfect match - she was the deformed child of Sokka and Katara, had only half a right leg, was slightly demented, and was a hemophiliac. Her name was Fanconi, and she had an intoxicating smile...or was that half her mouth being paralyzed from a stroke? Either way, Hemophilia didn't care - he was smitten.
"Aww, that's...so gross!" exclaimed Aang.
"I think childhood love is so SWEET!" cried overly maternal Mai, dabbing at her eyes. Lesbian Katara grabbed her by the hair and began to make out with her.
"Wow...is every day this disturbing here?" asked Iroh.
"If not more." replied Aang. "Now, let's leave these kids to their...weird. We'll take a tour of the camp."
The two old youngsters left, leaving Hemophilia and Fanconi with the strangely matched couple, who were macking on the floor.
Ignoring that, Hemophilia said,
"I love your leg stump."
"Thanks," she replied. "I like yours."
Just as they wheeled their chairs together for a really awkward kiss, a new person broke into the tent, exclaiming,
"N BDAH BH J mnjfnjnfa j!"
"Oh, god," sighed lesbian Katara. "It's super crazy Azula again. She almost bit off my leg yesterday."
Super crazy Azula was followed by gay Sokka, who was yelling,
"Hey! She stole my nail polish!"
Hemophilia sighed,
"I am seriously concerned about my well-being."
To supplement this, super crazy Azula sprung on gay Sokka, rabidly biting his face.
...
"How do you like your new home, great-nephew?" asked Iroh that night, as all the dysfunctional characters sat around a campfire.
"It's...honestly, it's frightening." replied Hemophilia.
"I don't know...I'm getting along pretty well with strangely feminine Toph and highschool Zuko. Although he DID punch a hole in my teapot..."
"I hate the world!" yelled highschool Zuko from across the circle, punching a tree.
"Oh, shut up, whiney." snapped lesbian Katara, whereupon he burst into tears. Overly maternal Mai ran over and hugged him, and super crazy Azula bit her own ankle.
"Yeah, we're leaving." said Iroh.
"Thought so." replied Hemophilia. And with that, they quietly snuck away from the camp of the Anti-Fic Army.
"Farewell, fair Fanconi." sniffed the freak child. "I'll miss you and your lovely leg stump..."
"That's so gross!" exclaimed Iroh from the shadows.