Some of this is made up, some is true :) *No real names used*
Me: I love Team Edward!
Nicole: Ugh! Team Jacob rocks!
Me: Oh please! You only like Team Jacon because you think Taylor Lautner's hot.
Nicole: And that's not reason enough?
*I open mouth to retaliate, then stop*
Me: Okay, okay, you have a point there. Happy?!
Nicole: Very.
Me: (growls)
Nicole: Why do you Team Edward anyway?
Me: (obvious voice) Uh, 'cause he sparkles!
Nicole: (smugly) Real men don't sparkle.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, who wants to make out with a dog?
Nicole: Oh shut up.
Me: (in mock voice) Oh shut up! Oh shut up!
*Nicole pushes me so I fall*
Me: HEY! Now I have a cut! (points to cut on knee)
Nicole: If you were a werewolf, you would heal faster.
Me: Well, vampires don't need to heal because they never get hurt.
Nicole: Touche. (pronounced too-shay, if you don't know)
Me: Could you help me up?
Nicole: (pretends to think) Nah.
Me: WHAT?!
Nicole: I don't help Edward supporters...or Seddie supporters.
Me: Now that was just low.
*Nicole laughs and helps me to my feet*
Nicole: Friends? (sticks out hand)
Me: Friends. (takes hand) Edward and Seddie are better though.
Nicole: Jacob and Creddie are better.
Me: BWAAA!
Nicole: NYEAH!
Me: BWAAA!
Nicole: NYEAH!
*We look to camera*
Me: Seddie & Edward.
Nicole: Creddie & Jacob.
Me: Bwaaa.
Nicole: Nyeah.