Conversation with my pals I just had today. May have fudged a bit (not a lot, mind you) so it's funnier ;) *No real names used*
*I'm sulking at the table*
Rosie: What's wrong, Grace?
Me: (sighs) No one agress with me.
*Small pause, then my eyes get wide*
Me: Do you like Seddie or Creddie?
Rosie: Huh?
Me: Seddie is Sam and Freddie of iCarly, Creddie is Carly and Freddie...Oh, wait, you don't watch iCarly, do you?
Rosie: I do sometimes. And I like Seddie.
*My eyes get even wider and my jaw drops. Then I pump my fists in the air*
Me: YES! YES! Someone agrees with me! (gets Nicole's attention) Guess what?! (I point at Rosie) She's a Seddie supporter!
*I raise my hand for a high-five and Rosie gives me one. Nicole rolls her eyes*
Nicole: Whatever.
Me: You still support Creddie?
Nicole: Yep.
Me: (smugly) Creddie sounds like Cruddy.
*Nicole gasps angrily*
Me: Why would you support the Cruddy couple? (I laugh at my own joke)
*Nicole rolls her eyes again*
Nicole: Creddie's still better.
Me: Yeah? Well, Seddie has a color and a song and Creddie doesn't. BOO-YAH! (I seriously said that!)
*I turn to Rosie*
Me: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Rosie: It's a li'l hard to pick. I mean, I like Edward but I also like Jacob, 'cause he's hot!
Me: Oh, so you're Team Switzerland?
Rosie: Uh, o...k...
Me: Oh, Twilight doesn't matter. I've finally found a fellow Seddie supporter!
*I jump up on the table and start doing an end-zone dance. Everyone leaves to sit at another table, staring at my weirdness*
Me: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-(I look down at the table and stop dancing) Where'd everybody go?
*Someone throws an apple at my face and I fall off table*
Apple-thrower: Freak!
Me: I resent that!