Harmony -and voices-, Twistergirl14 and Kirsta Isabella, thank you reviewing. A lot has happened after the last time I wrote something like this, getting engaged being one of them, other being getting a new keyboard that hates me. I'm also a half ready Tala cosplayer. Anyways, here's the part 4.
Living with Kuza part 4
(Bryan's POV)
Spencer went for a nap; he has been up all night again. So has Maria. She has been teaching Spencer how to be her manager. He deals with it fine. Tala is actually walking on his own now, still sleeping in Maria's room. Ian… Where the hell that midget is anyway? Oh well, less Ian, more peace for me. Maria herself is in the bathroom, I can hear the shower over my videogame. I'm playing Tekken 4 for chrissakes! She doesn't have any shooting games…
"Motherfucking shit!"
Oh hello, dear sister o'mine. Your phone rings.
SMASH
She just threw her fifth cell phone to the wall. This is looking good for the Guinness World Records, ya know. She has some white… foam covering her shins? What the fuck?
"It's called shaving gel, Bryan. You don't need it for years and this is for women anyway", she mutters and slams the door shut. I pause the game just as Bryan Fury was about to beat the hell out the alien guy and sneak behind the bathroom door. I'm having an idea.
"Maria? Is it ok if I come in? I wanna talk with you."
"If you don't wanna see your sister naked, don't."
Err… I might reconsider.
"I was just wondering how much you have that thing…"
"The gel? Whole bottle, why?"
"Just wondering…"
"Come on in. You are plannin' somethin'."
The fuck? Is she a fucking psychic?
"I was just wondering… if I we could shave Spencer's legs while he's sleeping."
She stopped her moving, other leg raised against the tub.
"What the fuck? Where the hell did you get that idea?"
"Just thought…"
"Lemme wash these off after I'm finished and I'm so in. That sounds like a perfect idea. Warn Tala though. Can't have him fall off the bed, do we?"
My sis officially rules. SHE FUCKING OWNS! The gel was pink, but it turned white when touched and after rubbing it on Spencer's bare shins, we shaved his legs, which was quite a task. I think that shaver won't work ever again.
Tala wished to see it but I assured him that he'd see the result pretty soon. And Spence fucking slept through it all! Motherfucker won't sleep ever again.
We sat in the kitchen, drinking hot chocolate when Tala spotted the stammering stalker dude again. That was when it happened.
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Spencer wasn't the one for swearing, but that was fucking priceless. Of course the stalker almost pissed himself and got a heart attack, but Maria and I needed to bolt to the back door and out, leave poor Tala inside. Well, he had nothing to worry as long as he didn't laugh…
"Success!" High five, sis!