Me and my pals were hanging out and I decided to…"express myself"… We're in a car with the windows rolled down and I got a good idea. This is true! I swear!

Me: I feel hyper!

Marie: You're always hyper!

Me: I know! I feel extra hyper!

Rosie: Oh, snap.

Anna: This won't end well.

Casey: Uh-uh.

Susan: Is she always like this? She was last time I was here.

Marie: Yes, she's always like this.

Me: (looking thoughtfully at the rolled down window) Hmm…

Rosie: What're you doing, Grace?

Me: I think I'm gonna express myself!

Marie: Oh, man! What're you gonna do?

*I put my head out the car window*

Me: (shouting) I love Seddie!

*Everyone laughs at me*

Me: (shouting) Seddie! iCarly! Team Edward 'cause he sparkles! (quietly) You guys want to express yourselves?!

Anna: Shout "Justin Bieber"!

Me: (shouting) Justin Bieber and iCarly!

Anna: No, no. Justin Bieber only.

Me: (shouting) Justin Bieber only!

*We come to a red light. A car comes up next to us and I duck my head down*

Me: (quietly) Are they laughing at me?

Marie: Yes.

*I lift my head up and people are staring at us. We start moving*

Me: (shouting) Seddie! Sam and Freddie of iCarly! No Creddie! Don't judge me!

Marie: I'll express myself too!

Me: Yeah!

Marie: (shouting) Creddie rules!

Me: AAAAAA! No! (shouting) Seddie rocks!

Marie: (shouting) Creddie rules!

Me: (shouting) Shut up, Marie!