Sort of my fanfiction life story. Don't hate me because of what you read--I was an ignorant person before Seddie. Now I am pure...
(At a table)
Me: Guys…I have a confession
*Everyone leans in to hear*
Me: (difficultly) I…I used to like…Creddie.
*Gasps are admitted*
Marie: Say it ain't so!
Nicole: This must be a joke!
*I shake my head*
Me: No…you see…before December 8th, 2009, the day I joined fanfiction . net…I never knew about shipping and everything. I knew nothing. So, when an iSaved Your Life promo came on I thought 'Oh, cool! Freddie might get his dream girl!'
Nicole: Oh no…
Marie: I don't believe it…
*Nods sadly*
Me: Yes…but then I found fanfiction, so I joined because I love to write. At first I just did a crossover and then some Alvin & the Chipmunks stories. Then I became a fan of iCarly, so I wrote just a funny little story entitled iGet Sam A Boyfriend. No pairing—just a humorous story. Then…I saw iKiss for the very first time.
Nicole: (rolls eyes) Figures.
Me: Shut up! My story! Anyway, I wasn't a Seddie fan yet. But I just thought it'd be kind of cool if I wrote a story alternative to their kiss where it accidentally gets online. Afterwards, though…I started to learn it was called Seddie. So I looked up Seddie stories and read them…they were so good. Addictive, even. Then, on January 12th, 2010, I published my first official Seddie story. And, well…the rest is history.
Nicole: (sarcastically) That was beautiful. Now let's go get a taco.
Me: Hey, that's rude!
Marie: I could go for a taco.
*I'm appalled at lack of sensitivity*
Me: Hey!
Nicole: Just shut up, Grace. You got your 'autobiography' in, so now we're hungry.
Me: (crossing arms) No.
Marie: Ah, c'mon, Grace! Don't be like that.
*Shakes head*
Nicole: (sighs) Fine. C'mon, Marie.
Marie: Okay.
*They leave. I wait a few minutes, then run after them*
Me: (yelling) Wait! I like tacos too!