Legend of Zelda Obsession 101

by Josatex

Some ways to tell if you're a real hard-core fan. I haven't done most of them, but I fully intend to sometime in life. What's funner than scaring the crap out of people with your unhealthy obsession?

2. Chapter 2

You know your Legend of Zelda obsession has gotten way out of hand when….

A/N: Wow, some people actually liked this fic, lol. Due to the interest of the public, I have decided to add another chapter! Oh jubilation!

29. You find/ make a sword and try to model it after the Master Sword.

30. You then go around bopping anyone who doesn't like or care about Zelda over the head with it.

31. In sewing class you make a green pointy hat. Extra points if you make a tunic or boots.

32. You go into mask stores looking for masks like the ones in Majora's Mask, (i.e. Bunny hood, Bremen mask, Don Gero mask Stone mask, Romani's mask, Goron mask, Deku mask, Zora mask, Kafei's mask, you get the idea.)

33. You dress up as link or Zelda for Halloween. Oh, and don't be Zelda if you're a boy. That's just creepy.

34. You stalk Miyamito.

35. You go to and know of every single Zelda site on the internet.

36. And you have an account on every one of them.

37. You spend every waking hour on Zelda for three days. And you totally think it's worth it.

38. You catch a firefly in a bottle and claim you caught a real fairy.

39. All you have on you iPod/ mp3 player is Zelda related music

40. You walk into the pool wearing a blue shirt and iron boots, fully expecting to be able to breathe and walk around. The lifeguard is not very happy. Not very happy at all.

41. You throw dandelions at people thinking they're really bomb flowers. BOOM.

42. You paint a chicken blue. (Random….)

43. Your room is full of Zelda posters ordered from Nintendo.

44. You buy the Nintendo wii just so you can play twilight princess.

45. You pick up large leaves and jump off trees with them, expecting to safely parachute down. And when it doesn't work you think it's because you're out of magic power and drink some green Gatorade. You then try again, much to the amusement of onlookers.

46. You're looking at this list nodding your head while saying, "Done this, done that, done that, going to do that…"

47. You shoot arrows at the sun, hoping they'll turn into fire arrows when they come back down. Just for the record this makes no sense unless you disregard the laws of physics, which is NOT a smart thing to do. Trust me, I've tried.

48. You go to one of those nerd-filled video-game conventions as Link. Just like 37 other people with the exact same costume.

49. You have noticed the multiple similarities between Link and peter pan. (Fairies, green clothes, etc.)

A/N: Yay for nerds!