You know your Legend of Zelda obsession has gotten way out of hand when….
A/N: Sorry for not updating, I had this annoying little thing called life to deal with. The little bugger keeps getting in the way. Here goes the 3rd chappie.
50. Your sister finally holds you down and duct tapes your mouth shut because you won't stop talking about Legend of Zelda.
51. You argue with people on multiple forums about the timeline theories.
52. You accidently have called octopuses' (spelling?), octoroks on several occasions.
53. Every time there is a full moon, you try to convince your parents to move out of town, on the grounds that the moon will soon fall and crush the town in question. Oddly enough, they don't believe you.
54. You randomly jump from extreme heights, fully expecting to land in a somersault roll and survive with minimal injuries.
55. You put pears on your head at the beach, trying to coax seagulls into landing on it. When people question you, say that if a seagull eats a pear, you can possess it. This'll get you some funny looks from people.
56. You swear jello is made from chuchus. You also attempt to convince people that the really long ingredients list is just there to confuse you.
57. During Halloween, you see a kid in one of those skeleton costumes. Drawing your fake master sword, you go over to them and whap them with it, claiming they are a stalchild.
58. You try to somersault roll up stairs.
59. You bring necklaces with butterflies on them to your teacher, thinking she'll give you the deed to her summer cabana in the southern Pacific Ocean.
60. You throw walnuts on the pavement on the way to school. You also throw them at people you meet, expecting the "Deku nut" to stun them.
61. You constantly puzzle over why link's keys break or are left in the lock every time he uses them.
62. You read and hunt down Zelda web comics. (Go to Awkward Zombie, they have the best on the internet in my opinion.)
63. You spray-paint your mom's garden gloves gold, and then try to lift a car.
64. You plant a bean and throw some water on it. After five minutes, you are bamboozled as to why it didn't grow into a huge plant that floats.
65. You jump down deep, presumably endless, holes without a second thought, fully expecting to find treasure.
66. You then stand directly underneath the hole where the light comes through and expect to hover safely back up.
67. During winter, you encase something (or someone… but I don't encourage this), in ice. You then dash inside and grab a glass bottle filled with boiling water. You pour the tiny bottle of water on the huge ice… I dunno, sculpture? Oddly enough, it doesn't melt the entire thing. Gee, I wonder why…
68. You refuse to take out your sword inside because link doesn't ever do it.
69. Same as the previous for sleeping and going to the washroom.
70. You call mermaids the Zora.
71. Mask salesmen scare the *Navi* out of you.
72. You use *Navi* censoring. (It's explained on Exploding Deku Nut).
73. You insist on living in a tree house.
A/N: Review if you want more! And does anyone know the plural for octupus? I haven't got a clue, and if you tell me, I'll give you a virtual cookie! I'm holding out for 10 more reviews until I update!