A/N: While I was writing this story, I saved it and all the sentences got single spaced. So I made space between all the spaces.
BLEH! It was a pain.
Well, enjoy!
"Aha! This will get him for sure!" I cackled evilly to myself. I had the most malicious plan to get rid of Mr. Not-so-perfect once and for all.
What the HELL are you doing?
What does it LOOK like I'm doing?
Poking your Barbie doll with a needle?
First of all, this isn't a Barbie doll, it's a Voodoo doll, and second of all, I'm not "poking" it. I'm doing the ceremonial act where you perform agricultural.
You mean, "acupuncture"
Err- yes, whatever, same thing.
Why are you trying to heal your "voodoo" doll?
I'm not HEALING it!!!
Do you even know what acupuncture is?
Err- no... But it sounded smart.
Oh god... I'm not going to bother explaining to you what acupuncture is. It'll be too much for you feeble mind.
Haha, you're hilarious.
I continued stabbing the doll err- I mean Neji, over and over again, eager to see the effects on the real Neji.
...What's that black thing sticking out of the head? Aren't you supposed to put his hair on the head?
Err- well, I couldnt really find any of his hair... So I just stole one of his t-shirts and cut bits of it out. I mean, its "touched" his hair.
Oh my god... you are officially the worlds BIGGEST retard.
Oh shut up. You are so jealous, I can't-
"RINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
EEKS! THATS THE PHONE
Yes, it is. Now reach over and PICK IT UP.
I dashed towards to phone, nearly stepping on the pin and tripping on my ass... but somehow, I managed to pick up the phone in one piece.
"Hello? Tenten here." I said breathlessly into the receiver.
"TENTEN!" the voice rang out, "Where the HELL were you for the last 24 hours!?!?!? We tried calling you like... 50 times!!! We were SO worried! Now you better have a good explanation or else I'll-"
"Sakura?"
"YESSSS!!!" she cried out angrily, "I can't BELIEVE you missed your own birthday celebration yesterday! Absolutely EVERYONE was there! Me, Hinata, Lee, Naruto, and you'll never believe who showed up!"
"Who?" I asked eagerly, placing myself in a comfortable position on my bed I knew it was going to be a very long talk.
"Sasuke." She whispered quietly.
"OH MY GOSH!" I squealed, "You're kidding me!? He went to my birthday celebration!?"
"YES! I can't believe you weren't there! Everyone was waiting for you! We were all just sitting there for almost an hour!"
"Sorry, I have a really good explanation. It's just that-"
But Sakura interrupted me, "Remember how Naruto was responsible for the cake?"
"Yeah? What about it? He forgot to bring one?"
"No, WORSE. He brought an ice cream cake." She exclaimed in disgust. "Ice cream!"
"So? What's wrong with that? I love ice cream!" I frowned slightly.
Sakura sighed impatiently, "What do you get when you add ice cream cake and 100 degrees weather?"
"Is... that a trick question?" I raised an eyebrow.
"THE CAKE MELTED! It was so disgusting! The chocolate leaked everywhere! And all Naruto could complain about was he wasted 30 bucks!"
I laughed. The first real laugh in... oh god, I dont even want to think about it.
"That's so typical Naruto." I grinned, "So who else came? Or was it just you guys?"
"You know it was just some random people and, Oh crap! I almost forgot! Someone else showed up!"
"Ohhhh who? Tell me?" I cried eagerly.
"Ino." She replied, I could almost feel her smirk on the other end of the line.
"She came?" I said incredulously, "But- but- what was SHE doing there? She doesnt-"
"Oh come ON, she's not that bad!" Sakura interrupted impatiently, "You just hate her because she got to go out with Sasuke for 2 months back in grade 10! Even though I don't like her because of that too..."
"No it isn't!" I replied indignantly, "It has nothing to do with that!"
Liar.
Shush you.
"Besides, who said I don't like her? In fact, I DO like her!" I exclaimed angrily into the phone.
"Yeah, right." Her voice dripped with sarcasm, "Honestly, why don't you like her? She's sweet, she's nice, she's popular, she's generous-"
"OKAY, OKAY I GET THE POINT!" I interrupted her before she went on listing, "I dont know actually it's just that she's so pink."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I don't know! She's always so perky and so happy all the time. And she's SUCH a ditzy airhead! She's constantly going to the wrong class and always tripping on her feet. She thinks everyone is in LOVE with her or something! Plus, she keeps annoying me in Science Class, telling me her little pathetic problems! "Oh no! My boyfriend was 2 minutes late for our date! I think he wants to break up with me! " or "Isn't that boy in front of me so cute? I think he likes me! " It just drives you insane! "
"Those aren't very good reasons to hate someone..." Sakura scolded me... what is she... my mother?
"I don't HATE her okay? I just..." I paused for a moment, than replied back darkly; "I still haven't forgotten the time she nearly blew up the both of us in Science Class back in grade 11..."
Grade 11 Science Class
A.K.A the Class where Tenten almost got Blown up by the "evil" Ino
"Everyone, pick a partner, and please began the experiment. The rules are on the board. Please proceed." Kakashi said in a drawling voice. "You have exactly 1 hour and 15 minutes."
I glanced around the classroom, trying to catch someone's eye.
Oh! That kid looks smart!
Oh where!
The one in the green shirt! See, with the big nerdy glasses!! PICK HIM PICK HIM! He looks like a Science Geek!
Oh okay! Let's go! I can't wait to-
"Excuse me, would you like to be my partner?"
I whirled around to find a Malibu Stacey doll smiling at me with her platinum blonde hair, green eyes and UGH pinkness. The teen queen was covered head to toe- in pink
Wow. I'm surprised we didn't spot her a mile away.
Tell me about it.
"Me... your partner?" I asked incredulously, looking around to make sure she wasn't talking to someone else.
The blonde nodded her head, and said once again, "So do you want to be my partner?"
"Err- sure!" I laughed nervously.
"Awesome!" She grinned, "My name is Ino, by the way. I-N-O."
"Err- great. My name's Tenten."
"Oh I love that name Tenten! It's like two numbers!" She beamed at you.
It's official. You are going to fail Science.
Hey! She seems smart! She seems to be very...intellegent.
Haha, the only thing she's seems to be intellegent at is "How to get boys to stare at me 24/7" or "How to be a slut in 7 days."
I'm screwed aren't I?
For once, you're absolutely right.
"Shall we get started?" I asked nervously, as I began to mix chemicals in the test tubes. "So, I'm guessing we're suppose to put Chemical X, with baking soda, and then try and determine what the mysterious chemical is."
"Of course." She said seriously, nodding her head, "Does that mean I can put Chemical X and Chemical X # 2 together?
"Err- no."
"Why?" she frowned slightly, "I thought we were suppose to determine what would happen if we mixed Chemical X and Chemical X # 2 together?"
"Yes, we are." I gave a rigid smile, "But first, we have to find out what substance they are, or the two chemicals together might cause a dangerous reaction."
"Oh you're so smart!" Ino squealed at me, "I never thought of that!"
"It's written on the board."
"Oh, I'm so silly!" She giggled, "But whatever, I don't like reading. So yeah."
Somebody shoot me.
"Okay, so how about if I mix Chemical X, and you mix Chemical X # 2?"
"Sounds perfect to me!" she beamed, as she began enthusiastically mixing chemicals together.
I watched her out of the corner of my eye, to make sure she didn't mess anything up. I was so preoccupied with watching her that I completely forgot to take care of my OWN chemical.
Suddenly, Ino gave me the strangest look and frowned slightly, "Tenten, I thought you said not to mix Chem X and Chem X 2 together?"
"Of course you're not suppose to." I replied, GOD this girl was dumb.
"So why are you mixing them together?"
I stared down at my work and there was Chemical X 2 in my hand being poured into Chemical X.
Oh Crap.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
"...And that's what happened..." I finished the story rather lamely.
There was silence on the other end... then heavy breathing... and then-
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER!" Sakura burst out laughing, "OH MY GOSH! .GOSH!"
I think now would be a good time to hang up the phone.
Good idea.
"I have to go Sakura."
"HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD!"
"I'm LEAVING NOW."
"HAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CALLED HER STUPID!"
"BYE!"
I slammed the phone down angrily and threw my head on my pillow.
That was thee worst phone conversation ever.
Look on the bright side; at least you didn't have to tell her why you werent at the party.
True...
But you're going to have to tell them sooner or later.
No I won't! Because this stupid marriage thing isn't going to HAPPEN!
Oh god... not THIS again...
I looked down at my chest where I had a huge scar from the chemical reactions and frowned.
Blast it! This is too depressing! I'm going for a swim! SWIMMING solves EVERYTHING!
"Ahhh" I smiled luxuriously to myself as I dove into the pool. "No parents, no worries, and definitely no Neji "gay ass" Hyuuga."
Think again honey...
What?
I whirled around... just in time to find Neji come out of the water.
That stupid Fat Ass.
"AHHH!" I screamed as I pulled angrily at my hair, "What are YOU doing here!?"
"Taking a swim." He smirked as he continued to swim. "Anything wrong?"
I glared at him, "You know perfectly well what's wrong."
He gave a shrug, "No I dont."
"GAAHHHH! I'm getting out of here!" I scowled as I swam towards the edge of the pool and reached for my towel.
"Dont leave."
I whirled around. "Wha?"
He doesnt want you to leave! He likes you! He probably thinks you have a sexy body!
"You really need to exercise." He smirked as his eyes ran down my body.
Or not...
I glared at him, "I am SO glad school is starting so I dont have to see your ugly face anymore!" I shrieked angrily as I stomped towards the door.
Neji's smirk grew even wider, "What makes you think going to school is going to prevent me from torturing you?"
"Because you'll be 5000 miles away back in your OWN house, instead of living off OURS!"
"Didn't anyone tell you the good news?"
I frowned, "Tell me what?"
"I'll be going to the same school as you."
OH
MY
GOD
May the lord have mercy on his soul...
Hey! Who are you feeling sorry for!?
Him! He has to spend the rest of his life with you!
WHY YOU LITTLE-
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
I glared at Neji... I glared at that stupid, hot face of his. Oh god I want to kill him.
"I-I-I...I HOPE YOU DROWN IN THAT STUPID POOL!" and with that, you stomped angrily back into the house, and flung myself on my bed.
HYUUGA NEJI GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME
This CAN'T get any worse.
...right?
A/N: In case you haven't noticed, I'm finishing this story.
It's gonna be like 15 chapters.
Well, REVIEW! :)