Invader Designia: C.C. Vi Britannnia isn't here right now, so I get to right this all by myself and be rid of her for a while!!!!! *starts throwing taco party*

C.C. Vi Britannia: *comes running with a handful of papers* I'm here! I'm here! I'm sorry I'm late! *sees Designia dancing in a sombrero and hula skirt* Um....What are you doing?

Invader Designia: *laughs nervously and hides a NO C.C. VI BRITANNIA poster behind her back* Eh..heh heh....*holds out taco* Taco?

C.C. Vi Britannia: *suspicious* No thanks....

Invader Designia: Anyway..eh heh...I would like to dedicate this chapter to *drum roll*:
SilverNightRain08!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!! THANKS YOU FOR PRACTICALLLY ADVERTASING OUR STORY!!!!!! WE SO HAPPY!!!!!!! WE SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT ENOUGH TO DO THAT!!!! YOU GET FREE PIZZA!!!!!!!!! *hands pizza*

C.C. Vi Britannia: YES! WE SO HAPPYZ!!!!!!

Nunnally: Can we start the story now?

Invader Designia: One second.....Stay still...this is for Lulu...*ties Nunna up with rope* OH LULU!!

Lelouch: What?

Invader Designia: We are holding Nunally hostage until the end of this chapter! You must comply to our demands!

Lelouch: You-You- WHY?!

Invader Designia: 'Cause we felt like it. NOW GO DO OUR CHORES!

Lelouch: *Scurries off with a mop, and is wearing a pink lacey apron*

DISCLAIMER: WE DON'T OWN CODE GEASS! IF WE DID, LULU-KUN WOULD BE KNOWN AS THE MASKED VIGALANTE ,TIMMY, WITH HIS ARMY, CALLED THE KILLER BUNNIES!!!

Invader Designia: Wow....That was a long A/N.....And I am now making it longer. And longer. Each letter is making this longer! I can't stop! NOOOOOOOOOOO!...............Hey, I stopped! Wait. I'm doing it again! Save me! NOOOOOO! *feints from brain explosion*

Now I have stopped!

*sigh* Never mind....

Designia slowly opened her eyes and groaned. She felt so sore. Then she felt the familiar feeling of ice cold metal against her wrists and ankles. As her eyes adjusted to the light, she could see that she was chained to a metal table. And there was a figure working on the other side of the room....Long, brown hair...slender frame, but still muscular.....blindingly silver ring on one finger...

Oh, crap.

Standing across from her was Dr. Harrison.

"It's nice to see you again, Designia! Did you have a nice....vacation?" his voice was cheery, but Designia knew he had nothing but hostile intentions. Torturous ones, "Where's the other one? Lindsey. Is she trying to rescue you? That would make quite a drama. Even though she would fail within the first five seconds!"

"You.....You..." Designia whispered.

"I can;t hear you there, my sweet. Could you speak up a little?" he sung.

"YOU JERK!!!!!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Now, now, there is no need to be rude! Now, where should we start? Oh, I know. How about we test some....Metal resistences?" He smiled evilly. And Designia swore his eyes turned red and teeth became pointed.

He picked up a long, sharp Katana, "Now then...." he chuckled. He raised the Katana a few feet above her legs, and prepared to strike. Designia closed her eyes and readied for impact.

Lindsey and Lulu

They ran down the stairs. Everything was going too easy. Lelouch knew that, from the base's technology, guards would come running at them any moment.

He was partially right. Only, the guards didn't come running. They appeared out of thin air and attacked. Lelouch, his physical level being zero, didn't stand a chance and was binded before he could blink.

Lindsey, however, put up more of a fight. She was able to spin kick five guards into submission before her ankles were caught and was also secured.

Designia

She watched as Lindsey was dragged into the same room. Then growled as Lelouch followed suit. Ignoring the large gash on her leg, she yelled, "DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO DO WITHOUT TORTURING THEM, TOO? LET THEM GO! I PROMISE I WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE AND WILL BE YOUR TEST SUBJEFT FOREVER! Please....Don't hurt them...Not Lindsey...Not Lulu..." a tear streamed down her face.

"Oooh! I just love this drama you're giving! I wonder what you'll do if I do this, hm?" Dr. Harrison snatched a small knife and strode over to Lelouch, who was also chained to a steel table. He lowered the knife to the point where it was only centimeters away from Lelouch's arm, who was unconscious.

Designia's eyes literally glowed a dark pink, the Geass sign in each of them. Her voice was thick and layered with persuasive energy, "Get away from Lelouch."

Dr. Harrison immediately obeyed, a confused look on his face

"Untie me and my friends" Again, Harrison obeyed.

Designia slowly rose. And readied to command Harrison to show them the way out, when Lindsey broke the unusual spell as she mumbled in her sleep, "No, Dipsy, I want to play Ring-The-Rosy first..."

Dr. Harrison smirked, "This shall prove very interesting to research. Just how do you do that?"

Designia's eyes were still that dark pink color, and the Geass signs glowed. A reddish aura surrounded her, "Get out of here."
Harrison resisted and laughed, "Why don't you go back to that little table over there, dear?"

She growled, "Show me the quickest way out of here."

This time it wasn;t so easy for Dr. Harrison. His face had a blank stare as he opened a small trap door, "This leads to the stairs you entered from."

Lelouch had woken up a bit earlier, and so had Lindsey. They snapped themselves out of an awe filled stupor and began to climb up the stairs within the secret passage behind Designia. Soon the bright light of day peaked through.

Lelouch was too relieved to notice the subtle hints. And when he did, it was too late.

They were surrounded.

Invader Designia: Sorry! This is such a short chapter! But I was doing it in a hurry and I had a limit called bedtime...Baka parents.......*grumbles*

C.C. Vi Britannia: We hope you liked it, though! Sorry, not much crack in this chapter. But the next one will!

Invader Designia: Oh, how it will....*cackles evilly*

Lelouch: The chapter is over! Release Nunally! *apron is covered with grime, but somehow the pink heart is still clean*

Nunnally: Maybe we've taken the joke too far..I don't want to upset brother too much!

Invader Designia & C.C. Vi Britannia: Don't worry. He'll be fine. We'll just pretend to keep you hostage for a few more chapters...or years..

Lelouch: Answer me!

Invader Designia: I want a taco.

Lelouch: .......

Invader Designia: I thought so.

By the way, Lelouch was the one who wanted to wear the apron..We didn't tell him too.

Lelouch: It's very fashionable!

Yeah. Just keep thinking that.

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