C.C. Vi Britannia: Sorry for being so late!!!
Invader Designia's excuse: I was captured by evil taco stealing piggies! I swear! They were out for me and my tacos!!!!!!
C.C. Vi Britannia excuse: I have practically no writing skill I couldn't write while Invader Designia was being held hostage by the....piggies. So I sat on a lawn chair and watched the evil piggies torture Invader Designia. It was all very amusing.
Invader Designia: U so mean!
C.C. Vi Britania: I didn't spin kick a puppy for running away with my tacos.
Invader Designia: *sniff* I didn't kill it...
C.C. Vi Britannia: And does that make it right?
Invader Designia: No, C.C.-sama....I sorry.
C.C. Vi Britannia: Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the puppy.
Invader Designia: NEVER! I SHALL NEVER REGRET HARMING THE STEALER OF TACOS! !
C.C. Vi Britannia: At least I tried.
DICLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN! IF WE DID, IT WOULD BE CALLED CODE CEREAL AND BE ABOUT THE REBELLION OF COUNT CHOCULA AGAINST THE EMPIRE OF QUAKER OATS!!!
Lelouch shuddered at the thought of losing someone he'd known for so long. Years....But, now that he thought about it, he didn't know her at all. He hadn't seen her for eight years. And Lelouch knew very well that a person can change dramatically in just a few moments. Designia isn't the girl who used to roll around in the grass with him...Join the royal family as they looked upon the stars, tricked him into wearing a dress more than once...She was different. He could see that on her face right now as she uttered those three words.
"Forgive me...Lelouch.."
Lelouch immediately activated his Geass, "Live, Designia, you can't die now! We still have to defeat Britannia..."
Nothing happened.
Oh, right. She had Geass-proof contacts. Who knew something so useful could backfire so dramatically?
"Don't die, Designia! Who will watch Teletubbies with me? Who will help me when I forget how to breathe again? Who will tell me what two plus two is? Saurkraut? Pineapple?! Am I close?!" Lindsey screamed.
"Drive...." Designia commanded, as she saw a whole mess of soldiers coming their way.
Lindsey began to hop into the driver's seat when Designia said, "No. You driving will ensure ALL of our deaths."
Lelouch jumped behind the wheel and began to drive as fast as he could.
At the Hospital, an hour later.
Designia was unconscious on the hospital bed. Lindsey was happily watching Laa-Laa the Teletubby demonstrate sharing, and Lelouch had fallen asleep next the Designia's bed.
The usual scene in a hospital. Except for the seventeen-year old watching a three-year-old show, that is.
Lelouch phone rang. He sleepily answered.
"Yes?"
"Zero. This is Tohdoh. Schneizel is planning to launch an attack on our base in a few days. We just received this intelligence from one of our spies. We have no idea how he discovered where our base is."
Lelouch saw through Schneizel's plan easily, "He doesn't. This is a trap. When we try and defend our base, the clustering of Knightmare's and soldiers will immediately tell Schneizel where our base is so he can attack. He must've leaked this information on purpose."
"I see. It's obvious now. So we do nothing?"
"For now." he hung up. Then he turned towards Lindsey and began to say, "Lindsey, I need you t-"
"TWINKY WINKY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE! HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU NOT SHARE YOUR COOKIES WITH DIPSY?!" Lindsey was in tears.
Lelouch decided now was not the time (after he facepalmed) to try and ask Lindsey seriously. He guessed he probably wouldn't get a serious answer out of her while she had tears literally streaming down her face because a fictional character hadn't shared his cookies.
Just a guess.
Invader Designia: Sorry this chapter is so short! But, it better then nothing, ne?
C.C. Vi Britannia: But what if nothing was something?
Invader Designia: Oh! Then that means that nothing would be better than this something because the nothing would be something and this something would be nothing, also causing all the nothing to be more than something, out weighing our something and making it nothing and then the nothing would be a lot of something and cancel out our something! So then the nothing-
C.C. Vi Britannia: I really shouldn't give you ideas.
Invader Designia: *still going* -would be something that could destroy the something we wrote which would mean the nothing would also be less than nothing, making the something a lot of-
C.C. Vi Britannia: *ignore* Please review! It would make us happy! And also motivate me to find a nice good asylum for Invader Designia here
Invader Designia: But with nothing we couldn't have any of the some-It better have red straitjackets. I won't come unless it's a red straitjacket! Anyway, -thing could mean we have to regenerate our nothing, but then we'd lose the something-
C.C. Vi Britannia: Please review before I die listening to her! PLEASE!