A/N: When given the prompt to do this pairing by Domino... well... I had a moment of 'nofuckingwai' but I got over it in a split second. Oh yes, forgot to mention, most of these have a time limit on them when being written. The first chapter and this one were given a 15 minute time limit.

This drabble is written by Tsubasa

Tsuna was fidgeting around in his seat, waiting for Yamamoto and Mukuro to speak. Yesterday they said that they had an announcement to tell everyone, much to everyone's surprise. After all... what could both Yama and Mukuro have to say?

The pineapple head smiled at everyone, with the exception of Hibari, his eyes sparkling from excitement.

"Well, I've been waiting for this moment to tell you all.." he turned to smile at Yama, who returned it full force. "You don't.. you don't know what this means to me..." He put an arm around the baseball freak, blushing from head to toe.

"Do you want to tell them?" the brunette nodded, smiling realll wide.

"Alright... Guys?" he gazed at everyone. "Me and Mukuro... are getting married!"

To say that everyone was shocked was an understatement. At first, everyone thought this was a seriously bad joke the Mukuro put him up to. Second, everyone decided that this was some illusion that the villain had made. Third... well, their brains were too scrambled to think up anything else. Gokudera stumbled to his feet, eyes wide open.

"You... You this... this some kind of sick joke! What the hell?"

Yama frowned putting his arm around Mukuro's waist, who looked very hurt.

"Hey, Gokudera-kun, don't speak like that in front of my wife!" But Mukuro patted him on the chest.

"It's okay dear, I told you they wouldn't understand.. that's fine... At least they took it better than Ken and Chikusa..."

Moments before, Ken had attempted to strangle the brunette to death, while Chikusa simply foamed at the mouth. Chrome took it very well... well, they really all assumed she might be a yaoi fan girl... maybe because she had a massive nose-bleed when the two kissed. Well, at least that made her a more interesting character, finally -coughcough-.

Yama tried smiling again, tugging Mukuro closer to him which caused the pineapple head to giggle.

"Well, our wedding will be in three days! And there's going to be flowers, and doves, and white stuff *cough*, and streamers, and cake, and and"

Tsuna cut him off before he could go on with his long list of 'wedding like things'. Really, he had a long ass list that he took out of nowhere.

"Um... Well... Yamamoto-san...Would you mind telling us how you two.. uh.. got acquainted?"

The baseball freak smiled gallantly, giving a thumbs up.

"Sure I will! I mean, won't. Won't mind." He put a hand to his chin. "I remember it like it was yesterday... yesterday... yesterday..."

CUE FLASHBACK

Yamamoto had just happened to walking down a different path than yesterday after his baseball practice, cus you know, you should always choose a different path so stalkers don't try to kidnap and rape you. Or maybe that only applied to girls... and Tsuna. But anyway, so he was walking along when he heard some sniffling. Deciding to investigate it like the hero he was, Yama walked into an abandoned courtyard to find huddle blue haired person.

"Heyy, you okay there?"

The blue haired person turned around... and it was revealed to be... MUKURO! GASP! The boy sniffed, rubbing his eyes.

"Oh... it's just you... Vongola brat."

Yamamoto laughed (for some reason) and went over to sit next to him.

"Hey, what's wrong there? You're usually all cackily and evil and stuff. Don't tell me.. Are you turning Tsundere?"

Mukuro shook his head.

"No no, I'm not as bad as Gokudera... -sniff- No I just... well you see, I was trapped in a prison for ten years, floating in a tube of water and what not... and that really takes a lot out of guy."

Yamamoto nodded, as if he understood-

"HEY WAIT? Isn't this the wrong time line? Doesn't Mukuro get freed, to the extreme, later on?" Cut in Ryouhei.

Mukuro's eyes turned icy.

"Silence brat." he turned back to Yama with a blushing smile. "Continue deary~!"

BACK TO FLASHBACK

And that was how Yamamoto and Mukuro fell in love.

END OF FLASHBACK

Gokudera stood up again.

"HEY WAIT! You totally skipped a whole bunch of history! What happened in between!"

Mukuro blushed.

"Araaa, you want to know the dirty details? I didn't know you were such a pervert..."

Gokudera froze, blushing. Tsuna didn't know what else to say, so he twitched before speaking.

"Uh.. well uh.. Congratulations then?"

Then he noticed that Hibari had been gone.. for a while.. Yamamoto laughed, not realizing this.

"And best part is, Bianchi's baking the cake!" As he said these words, the evil chef appeared from behind the two... magically.

"I'm thinking of a hemlock icing maybe.."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Tsuna woke up in a flash, panting heavily. Then he looked around, realizing he was in his room... Just as it should be.. He sighed, thanking god and all the lords above.

"What's wrong sweet?"

He turned his head to see a naked Byakuran under the covers with him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Tsuna woke up again.

"Ughhh fuck it."

~The end~

A/N: Need I say more? R&R PLEASE!