---Kamen Rider Decade: G2---
Episode 5.1: Finally, We actually DO SOMETHING! (Another Story)
Last time, on KR DCD G2...
Zane: Yeah, we should all have jobs.
Stewie: Emmie, Kat, n I are working for the newspaper
Zane: Andrew, me, n Caleb are working at the police department. How 'bout you, girls?
Sarah: We're working somewhere called the "Narumi Detective Agency." Whatever that is.
PDA: Greetings! I am KR PDA! I am here to guide all of you through the worlds, providing you with information, news, and data. There are 3 "Official" Riders: W, Accel, and Skull. Well, somewhat. You have the Gaia deviantArt. Zane is the owner of the Gaia Youtube; Kat's is the Gaia Con; Brooke, the Gaia Dojo. Emmie has the Gaia Concert Hall. Caleb is the owner of the Gaia Graveyard; Andrew, the Gaia Arcade. Sarah's being the Gaia Classroom; Grace's is the Gaia Garden; Nora, the Gaia Casino. Each of you has of copy of myself, with updates discovered by one being sent to the others.
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We see Zane, Andrew, and Caleb rushing to the Police Department.
Zane: This is so cool!
Andrew: I know! We have jobs!
Caleb: Why are we running?
Zane: So we can get to work as soon as possible!
Caleb: Uuggh.
They reach the PD and walk in the front door. After a quick conversation with the receptionist, they head upstairs. They soon reach the Special Crimes room.
Zane: We're gonna meet Ryu! Yeah!
Andrew: Who's Ryu?
Zane: Ryu is basically Accel. He has a grudge against the Weather Memory user, who killed his family.
Caleb: That sucks.
They open the door to find a man in a red leather jacket sitting at the desk, ignoring two men sitting on the other side of the room. One of the two men strangely has a back scratcher.
Andrew: Hey! We're the new recruits for the Special Crimes Unit!
Red Jacket Guy: Hello. I'm Terui Ryu and these are my bumbling cohorts.
Man with Back Scratcher: I'm Jinno Mikio and this is Makura Shun.
Caleb: Nice to meet ya.
Zane: You guys're awesome!
Shun: You three should be honored to join the Special Crimes Unit.
Andrew: We are.
Ryu: Sit down at a desk and start doing paperwork. That's your job 'til a Dopant shows up. Then you're gonna follow us to the scene of the crime. Andrew, you follow the Dopant and keep track of its path.
Andrew: Right!
Ryu: Caleb, follow Andrew and take notes on its abilities.
Caleb: Right.
Ryu: Zane, stick with me and observe how I react.
Zane: Right!
The three sit down at empty desks and start writing on various pieces of paper.
Zane: I'm bored.
Caleb: We've been here for 5 seconds!
Zane: I know! But I'm still bored.
Andrew: Same : If you're bored, how 'bout a story?
Caleb: We're not three.
Zane: YAY! Story!
Ryu goes on to explain that he's a Kamen Rider. They all look on with intense splendor, except Caleb.
Caleb: This is boring.
Yeah. Ryu finishes his story, and Zane, Andrew and Caleb tell their story of Kamen Rider-ness.
Ryu: So you three are Riders?
Caleb: Yeah, pretty much.
Ryu: Have any of you turned into Kamen Riders and fought?
Zane: …No.
Ryu: Follow me.
They follow him to the street, where Ryu gets his bike, as do Zane, Caleb, and Andrew. (A/N: Zane's bike is the HardSpidr, Caleb's is the HardShootr, and Andrew's the HardMpaler.)They soon arrive at a junkyard.
Zane: Why are we at a junkyard?Ryu: So you three can train.
Theme song time!
Z-F-N - Crime will be destroyed!
Someone's filing a report again…
Welcome to Twister City!
I will stop the crime…
If it costs me a meal!
The greatest fan boy's power…
unlocked with time…
Z-F-N! Two worlds together!
Z-F-N! Zedez Friend Nitro!
My strength will be realized!
Water Space Ground!
Arachnid Mammal Insect!
Z-F-N! My friends' delight strengthens my soul!
Z-F-N! 9 Other Warriors!
Z-F-N! Crime will be destroyed!
Andrew: Sweet! Who's first?
Ryu: Zane. But first we're gonna see what your Gaia Memories do. Zane, take out you driver and Henshin into your main form.
Zane: OK!
He pulls out the Zedez Driver, which is a belt buckle positioned in a straight line and split in tree parts. Zane puts it on his waist and a blue belt extends. He quickly pulls two Gaia Memories out of slots on his cop uniform. He presses the buttons. One is yellow and the other is blue.
Blue Memory: Wave!
Yellow Memory: Spidah!
He puts the Memories in slots on the ends of the belt.
Zane: HENSHIN!
He pushes the parts together, and they form a "Z." A yellow and blue geyser spirals around him, then fades out, revealing Kamen Rider Zedez. Zedez has a blue side with a blue cape and spike on the shoulder pad. He also has a yellow side with 4 pointy legs coming out of its back. A yellow spider sits on his shoulder.
Zedez: Cool! So what do I do?
Ryu: Figure out your weapon and your power. Then use it on that mound of trash.
Zedez: OK.
Zedez tries to figure out what his weapon is, to no avail. He notices the spider. He picks it up and notices that the legs are loose. He pulls one out to find a blue dagger on the other end.
Zedez: Cool! Now let's see… Wave has the power of water if I'm right… Let's try this!
Zedez holds the dagger in his right hand and clenches the handle in his fist. He concentrates all his energy and then slashes with the knife. A huge blade made of water. cuts through a large portion of a junk-pile.
Zedez: I did not mean to do that!
Ryu: Alright. Take me down.
Ryu pulls out the AccelDriver, which looks like motorcycle handlebars. He takes a red Gaia Memory and grips it.
Ryu: Hen… SHIN!
Ryu sticks the Memory in the slot and revs one of the handles. He revs it again, and then revs it and holds it in place.
AccelDriver: Accel!
Motorcycle sounds are heard as holographic cylinders appear around him. Red armor appears.
Accel: Now… Let's break through!
Zedez rushes forwards and slices with an aquatic blade which Accel bocks with the Engine Blade. The Engine Memory is placed in the blade as the trigger is pulled.
Engine Blade: Engine. Jetto!
Accel jumps back and starts slicing with the Blade, cutting slashes of wind that completely destroy Zedez.
Zedez: I have one chance to win this!
He pulls the Spider Memory from his belt and inserts it into the spider on his shoulder.
Spider: Spider! Maximum Drive!
Zedez puts the dagger leg back in the Spider, then grips it in his hand. It starts to low blue, so he throws it in the air.
Zedez: Spider Aqueb!
Caleb: Aqueb?
Zedez: It means Aqua Web, okay?
Caleb: OK.
The spider's limbs all shoot out, connected to the main body by strings of water. They flip around, revealing various weapons. The strings of water then cross each other, forming a web. The weapons then shoot behind Accel. The web is brought down on Accel, snaring him in the trap.
Zedez: HA!
Zedez rushes forwards and does a spinning heel kick to the center of the web, forcing it to explode. Accel is left standing, clutching his chest.
Accel: You did good. Caleb's next.
Caleb pulls out The Epic NO, a double-barreled shotgun with Gaia Memory slots on the sides of the barrels. He pulls two Gaia Memories from pockets in his leather jacket. He insert them in the slots and points it to the sky.
Caleb: Henshin.
He pulls the trigger and a brown beam and a neon green beam.
Epic NO: Stone! Shot!
A spiral of the two aforementioned colors surrounds him, creating armor. He steps forward, dressed in brown and neon green armor, with the opposite side's color detailing the armor. i.e. The brown side has neon green armor.
Non: Watashi Zonbi… Hia Touhou Aigou!
Andrew: What does that mean?
Zane: "I am Zombie… Hear Me Moan!"
Non: Yeah. I know a bit of Japanese. Now! Tezawari waga Doki!
Zane: I know, I know. It means "Feel my Wrath!"
Non starts shooting stone bullets at Accel. He manages to deflect a few with the Engine Blade, but Non keeps shooting.
Accel: Try 'n' shoot me now!
Engine Blade: Suchimu!
Accel starts slashing and steam fills the junkyard. Zane and Andrew start coughing while laughter is heard.
Accel: What? You're laughing? You fool! You can't hope to shoot me if you can't see me!
Non: But I can see you. Zombies don't need light to see. We thrive in darkness. This is essentially grey night. I know exactly where you are.
He points the gun to his left and behind him. The trigger is pulled and a shout is heard.
Accel: What?! That hurt! You could've told me you were a zombie!
Non: Didn't I mention it? Sorry. Let's get this this over with.
He pulls the Shot Memory out of The Epic NO and pulls the hammer. A slot opens up and he inserts the Memory in the hammer slot.
Epic NO: Shot! Maximum Drive!
Non: Shot… Pillar!
He points the gun into the earth, and the trigger is pulled. A stone pillar thrusts Accel into the air, and a spike strikes him on his way down.
Non: You're finished.
Accel stands back up and coughs before laughing.
Accel: You did great. Andrew, your turn.
Andrew: Sweet!
He pulls out a spear with two Gaia Memory slots on it known as the BeatDriver . Two Gaia Memories are pulled out and placed in the slots.
Andrew: Henshin!
He stands the spear on the ground and presses a button on the shaft.
BeatDriver: Flare! Impale!
A burning Yin-Yang symbol appears in front of Andrew. It spins and passes over him, creating a burning layer of flame. The symbol goes back over him, and instead of fire, there's a red bodysuit. The symbol splits and shoots onto each side, turning his right white and his left black. There are small amounts of black armor on the white side, and vice-versa. The arms are adorned with steel plates.
Beat: Oujou Dekiguai… Waga Rokujou!
Zane: That means "Death is the Result… of My Anger!"
Beat: OK, this spear is too troublesome. I'll switch out.
He pulls the Impale Memory out of the BeatDriver, and inserts a silver Memory. He presses the button on the shaft and stabs the spear into the ground.
BeatDriver: Flare! Tragedy!
Half of a Yin-Yang symbol appears, and shoots onto the black half. It quickly turns silver.
Beat: Romeo! Romeo! Where art thou, Romeo? Lawl, I made a pun!
Zane: How is that a pun?
Beat: it's the Tragedy Memory, and that line is from a Tragedy.
A tumbleweed blows by.
Beat: Nobody likes my jokes.
Accel: Yeah. They suck.
Beat: I shall kill you!
Beat rushes forwards, swinging flaming punch after flaming punch. This takes Accel completely off guard. Beat completely dominates for two minutes, Accel not getting a hit in at all.
Beat: I'm bored. Let's finish this!
He removes the Tragedy Memory and places it in the bottom of the shaft.
BeatDriver: Tragedy! Maximum Drive!
Beat leaps in the air, where he is met by a burning white-and-silver Yin-Yang symbol. He steps down on it and it separates, splitting his body in two. Each side jumps off and heads towards Accel, with the silver half being slightly further ahead.
Beat: Tragedy Eruption!
They Land on each side of Accel, and crouch down. They spring into leaping uppercuts, raising Accel off the ground.
Beat: That's game.
Accel stands back up and De-Henshins, then limps over to the three, with Andrew already untransformed.
Ryu: You guys did fantastic. Let's get back to the Police station
Zane & Andrew & Caleb: Right!
A/N: Well, a quick diversionary chapter to tell you what happened in that four hours. From one view, at least.
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