A/N It's finallally here!
KR x KR Gekijoban: Millennial Tournament 2013!
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We see the brilliant city of Futo. There is a large area covered in a curtain and guards patrolling. We now see the house in which the ten Generation Two Decade Riders reside. There are various eggs around the yard. Suddenly, a rabbit with a green dress hops up and starts placing eggs on the lawn. The door opens and Caleb steps out. The rabbit continues its duties and Caleb scoffs.
BANG!
Caleb puts his shotgun / Henshin device, the DenyDriver, back inside. He steps out, grabs some eggs and the rabbit, and walks back inside.
Inside the house, Caleb places the eggs on the counter and works on chopping up the rabbit.
Grace walks down the stairs and sits down at the table.
Grace: I'm huuuungreeeeeeeeeeee.
Caleb: I'll get some meat on those bones. And we're not having chocolate. We're having rabbit stew.
Grace: You… You… YOU KILLED A BUNNY!
Caleb: Yeah. I was hungry and had nothing better to do. Isn't your dad a hunter?
Grace: Oh yeah. It's OK.
Zane walks downstairs and looks at the eggs strangely.
Zane: I thought we were out of eggs.
Caleb: We were. But I found a ton of 'em in the front yard.
Zane: Woah! These eggs were painted but they're still raw! Awesome!
Caleb: Yeah. I guess so.
Zane scrambles the eggs and Caleb finishes the stew. By this time, everyone's at the table. Stewie stares at the rabbit stew and whispers something to Caleb.
Caleb: Holy… I killed that rabbit?
Stewie: Yeah. He's got a lot of kids, so he'll be replaced by next year.
Caleb: Good.
Nora: What are you talking about?
Stewie: Uh guh buh duh… NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Nora: OK.
They eat their rabbit stew and scrambled Easter eggs. Sarah gets up and walks outside to get the mail. There is only an envelope, and it is addressed to "Resident Kamen Riders."
Sarah: Guys! Look! Someone sent us a letter! And its addressed to… um… "Resident Kamen Riders."
Zane: Oh Foop! Someone knows we're Riders! Well, open it up!
Sarah: OK! OK!
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Dear Resident Kamen Riders.
You are invited to join in the Rider Tournament. It is open only to Riders that use Gaia Memories. Please head to the Tournament Building in the center of town.
Best of luck,
Millennial Tournament 2013 Staff.
P.S. The winner will receive an ancient artifact.
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Zane: Woah. OOH! Let's check if Philip and Shotaro got one!
Andrew: W00T! Let's go!
The ten riders rush across the street and head up the stairs to find Shotaro reading the letter aloud while Philip builds something that Akiko is staring at intently. Suddenly, Philip stands up and puts the device in Akiko's hands. She smiles brightly.
Akiko: Arigato Philip-kun!
Brooke: So you guys got an invitation too?
Akiko: Yeah! And Philip just built me a Driver!Kat: Awesome! Can I see?
Emmie: No, let me see!
They exchange a few blows before Akiko slippers them both.
Akiko: Both of you can look at the same time!
She holds up the Triple Driver, which is basically the Double Driver with another slot on the bottom. Everyone stares in amazement.
Emmie: So what Rider are you?
Akiko: Triple! Isn't it awesome?
10 Riders: Yeah!
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We see a room in a large mansion. There are various mechanical parts lying around. A woman enters.
Mysterious Woman: Isaka. Have you finished the Drivers yet?
A man that is wearing a lab coat, "Isaka," stands up. He wipes his hands off and sighs.
Isaka: As much as I hate Drivers, you asked me to make them. So I had to, my love. As for your question, they are finished.
Mysterious Woman: Wonderful. I have no idea who organized this tournament, but they're doing us a favor.
Isaka: Indeed.
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We se the inside of an office, with a desk in the center. There is a nameplate that says "Tournament Organizer" on it. There is a man sitting ate the desk wearing a baseball cap. He is twirling an old-fashioned revolver on his right index finger.
Organizer: What luck that I land in a world filled with such treasure. This tournament will surely show me the treasure that I must obtain. But it will have to wait, seeing as I lost my powers to those newbies. Hmmph.
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Inside the house where the ten riders reside, everyone is sitting around.
Suddenly, Kat and Andrew sneeze simultaneously.
Stewie: Bless you! Anyways, isn't it cool that Double, Accel, Skull, Akiko, and all of us were invited to that tournament?
Andrew: *sniff* And there's probably tons of other Riders that were invited as well.
Emmie: I know! It's fantastic!
Brooke: I can't believe it's only in three days!
Kat: I know right?
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Three days later…
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Everyone is headed towards the big curtained building in the center of town. The ten riders are staring in amazement at all the riders.
10 Riders: OOOOOH. AAAAAAAH.
A man walks up to the podium in front of the building. Kat and Andrew gasp when they see him. The man taps the mic and starts talking.
Organizer: Yo! I'm the organizer of this tournament. I want you all to fight to the full extent of your powers, OK?
Everyone in the crowd: OK!
Organizer: Alright, the curtain'll be taken down in less than a minute, so run on in as if your lives depended on it!
The curtain is ripped off, revealing a huge stadium with 6 floors. Everyone pushes and shoves, with the 10 Riders somehow making it in far before everyone else.
Kat: This is amazing! There's restaurants, stores, a Rider Gear upgrade store…
Zane: Awesome! We'll be able to upgrade our gear!
After everyone is inside, the organizer states the matches will start in five minutes, and the pairings are listed on the wall next to the arena.
Stewie: w00t! I'm the first match! I'm against… Kamen Rider Beetle?
Zane: Hurry inside, you need to be in there in one minute!
Stewie: Ah crap.
Stewie rushes inside and sees a man in a suit leaning against the wall. The organizer walks in and starts talking into a mic that came down from the ceiling.
Organizer: Yo! Before I begin, I'll state the point system. Winning will get you between 1,000 and 1,200 points, depending on how spectacularly you win. Between 800 and 1,000 points for a tie, depending on how amazing the fight is. If you lose, you get between 500 and 800 points, based on how much of a fight you put up, as well as how awesomely you lose. Each opponent will be in three fights in the first round. To pass, you need 1,800 points. Any questions?
Several hands go up in the crowd.
Organizer: None? OK! Anyways, this is a match between Kamen Rider Siamese and Kamen Rider Beetle! Any opening words?
Stewie steps up to the mic.
Stewie: Let me start off by saying this: Yesterday morning, I ate breakfast in HELL!
Emmie pulls a stolen mic out of her pocket and starts talking.
Emmie: No we didn't.
Stewie: Wait… we DIDN'T!
Emmie: No, that was two mornings ago.
Stewie: Ohhh. Then what was yesterday morning?
Emmie: The Bottomless Pit of Doom. And Yaoi.
Stewie: Oh yeah. The doom was nice, but the Yaoi made Hell look like Naoto Shirogane in a skimpy bikini. … Mmmm… Naoto…
Emmie: Don't you mean "Mmmm… Emmie…?"
Stewie: Nope! Anyways… Two mornings ago… I ate breakfast in hell!
The opponent walks up to the mic and clears his throat.
Opponent: My name is Makaidou Enma. My grandfather told me this: I walk down the path of Hell, for I am the man who shall rule Hades.
Stewie walks up and takes the mic.
Stewie: I've been to hell, and it's no cakewalk. If you want to rule Hell, or Hades, or whatever; fine by me. But if you insist on destroying what people hold dear, then it is my job to destroy you!
Stewie walks back and the Organizer takes the mic.
Organizer: Alright, both of you, Henshin.
Stewie pulls out the SiamDriver, which is a white buckle with a white rectangular prism on it. He places it on his waist and a white belt emerges. He takes out 2 Gaia Memories, one cyan, and the other yellow. He places them in the slots on the end of the rectangular prism.
Stewie: HENSHIN!
SiamDriver: Chill! Leopard!
He pushes the two ends together, so the prism bends into an "S." A swirl of ice-blue-and-yellow wind encompasses him, covering him in ice. The ice shatters, revealing Kamen Rider Siamese. Siamese is ice blue on his right half, yellow on his left. There is a yellow leopard head on his left shoulder, and icy-blue wind is constantly swirling around his right half.
Makaidou pulls out the BeetleDriver, a silver rectangle with a box slightly shorter than a Gaia Memory on the front (facing sideways). There are silver circuitry patterns going throughout it. He places it on his waist, causing a similarly patterned belt to wrap around his waist. He pulls out a red Gaia Memory and places it in the slot in the box.
Makaidou: Henshin!
He slides the box, across the buckle, to the other half.
BeetleDriver: Kabuto!
A red-and-silver whirlwind surrounds Makaidou, then crystallizes into Kamen Rider Beetle: Kabuto Form. There is a black jumpsuit adorned with pieces of armor. Among them are three plates of armor on his chest, arranged to look like a Kabuto beetle's back; red plates on his forearms and shins; as well as silver armor on his shoulders, elbows, and knees. There is a large Kabuto Beetle horn coming off of his helmet. The circuitry designs on the belt turn red.
Siamese: Now, I'll freeze your future!
Beetle: Hell is my domain!
They rush towards each other, starting off with hand-to-hand combat. Beetle's armor gives him stronger attacks; while Siamese is quick to dodge, and attacks with quick combos at every opening. After about a minute, the two jump back.
Siamese takes the leopard head off his shoulder and places it on his wrist, causing a spirit energy arrow to appear in the leopard's mouth. Meanwhile, Beetle pulls out a gun with an axe on the back of the handle.
Beetle fires off several rounds, which Siamese dodges expertly. After Beetle stops for a moment; Siamese clenches his hand into a fist, causing a spirit energy arrow to fire. Beetle notices it and rolls to the side; but the arrow turns and hits him in the back. Beetle gets up and curses, then smirks under his helmet.
Beetle places the handle of the gun against its (the gun's) body, with it locking in place. He quickly grabs the ax blade ands extends it outwards, then uses the barrel as a handle. The Rider rushes towards Siamese, who side-flips out of the way.
Siamese lets out a chuckle, and presses a button on the leopard head. The arrow extends into a full-length sword blade; which surprises Beetle.
Ax-blade meets spirit-energy-sword-blade. After a few minutes of clashing and the occasional dodge, Siamese kicks Beetle in the gut, sending him flying. Siamese quickly presses a button, changing the blade back to an arrow
Siamese: I'm bored. Let's finish this!
Siamese removes the Leopard Memory from his belt, and places it in the back of the leopard head.
Leopard Spirit Launcher: Leopard! Maximum Drive!
Siamese: Leopard…
Siamese looks upwards as a cold gust of air swirls around him. He pushes his left arm outwards, sending the wind around the Leopard Spirit Launcher. The wind goes into the arrow, increasing its size dramatically while giving it streaks of ice blue. Siamese steps forwards while bringing his left arm back.
Siamese: COOL BREEZE!
He pushes his left arm straight out while clenching his fist. The push of his arm going forwards, added to the super-sized arrow leaving his arm, causes him to be pushed back several yards. Meanwhile, the humongous arrow hits Beetle square in the chest.
This causes him to be immediately ejected from his rider form.
Siamese de-Henshins, and walks over to Makaidou. The defeated rider scowls at Stewie.
Makaidou: Get away from me!
Stewie smiles and reaches his hand downwards, grabbing onto his opponent's hand.
Stewie: Relax. Now get up.
Stewie helps Makaidou to his feet and pats him on the back.
Stewie: You did great. Hardest battle I've ever been in! I will meet you again someday.
Makaidou: Wanna bet?
Stewie: No. It's not a bet, it's not a contract, it's nothing like that. It's a promise!
Makaidou: Heh.. Heh, heh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I like you.
Stewie: So… it's only a promise if we both agree.
Makaidou: Fine. It's a promise!
Organizer: The winner is…
The organizer grabs Stewie's arms and thrusts it into the air.
Organizer: Kamen Rider Siamese!
Stewie walks out of the arena, while Makaidou goes in the opposite direction. Stewie walks up and sits among his friends, who cheer him on.
10 Riders (minus Stewie): WHOOOO! GO! You were awesome! Pwnage! Epic WIN! You are amazing!
Stewie smiles and stares at Emmie for a little bit. She follows his gaze and chuckles.
Emmie: That's the 6408th time. *chuckle*
Brooke: What are you guys talking about?
Stewie: We'll tell you in… a lot of years… yup!
Brooke: Nobody ever tells me anything!
Stewie: I felt the same when I was Grace's age.
Brooke: Fine.
The Organizer steps up to the mic and clears his throat.
Organizer: The next match is between… Kamen Rider Double and Kamen Rider Momo!
Shotaro and Philip stand up and walk to the stage, as does a biker-gang-looking guy with a red streak in his hair.
Organizer: Any starting words?
Shotaro grabs the mic and smiles.
Shotaro: My name is Hidari Shotaro. I am hard-boiled, no matter what anyone else says. I am here to count up the sins of my opponents, and to serve justice to the fools who defy the law.
Shotaro hand the mic to Philip.
Philip: I am Philip. I can and will calculate your every move and use it against you. I am here to learn more about the world. Let's fight at all our strength.
The opponent barges forwards and swipes the mic.
Opponent: I'm Kanji Onidou! I'm gonna win, even though it's two to one! There is no mistaking it! I am the warrior who will fight to the death! Bring it on!
Kanji steps back and smirks. The Organizer steps forwards and smiles.
Organizer: Alright! Henshin, you three!
Shotaro puts on the DoubleDriver, and a copy appears on Philip. A velociraptor-like gadget jumps forwards, which Philip grabs. It is folded into a memory akin to a T-Rex's head.
Philip: Ikuze, Shotaro.
Shotaro places the Joker Memory in the slot, which is transferred to Philip's belt. Philip places the T-Rex-head memory in the other slot and pushes the belt apart while putting the T-Rex-head part of the memory in the middle.
DoubleDriver: Fang! Joker!
Shotaro passes out as his soul transfers to Philip. Meanwhile, Philip turns into Fang Joker form, which is Joker on one side and white with black details on the other. Oh, and it's spiky!
Kanji: This is in the bag!
Kanji pulls out a red-bladed and black-handled sword with a Gaia Memory Slot in the base of the handle, and another one in the hilt. He pulls out 2 memories, one red and the other black, and quickly places them the red one in the handle with the other one in the hilt. He pushes the sword into the ground and pushes a button opposite the hilt slot.
MomoDriver: Momo! Oni!
A red and black series of blades encompasses Kanji's body. The quickly shatter to form a red bodysuit and black armor. The armor includes a breastplate with black/red tiger-skin cloth hanging down in the back; black armguards with dark red fur sticking out the ends (as well as similar shin guards); and black horns emerging from the helmet. The visor looks like a peach split in two.
Double: Now, let's count up your crimes!
Momo: I am here, I am invincible!
Double pushes the Fang Memory's horn once.
Fang Memory: Arm Fang!
Double's right arm sprouts a curved blade.
Double and Momo rush into battle, and immediately start clashing blades. Momo uses well-timed powerful blows; while Double strikes quickly, yet weakly.
As blade meets blade, Momo's Driver is flung from his hand. He quickly jumps back.
Momo: *censored*! Well, at least I getta use my special weapon!
Double: Oi? Special weapon?
Momo: Heh. You actually thought that sword was my only weapon? Well, then you're an idiot!
Momo puts his hand behind his back and retrieves an iron club covered in spikes.
Momo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Take this!
Momo rushes forwards and lands several good blows on Double. After sustaining a good amount of damage, Double leaps back.
Double: Hey, Shotaro. Let's try what we practiced.
Double: Right.
Double puts his hands down and opens up the belt. He removes the Joker memory and quickly substitutes it with Metal.
DoubleDriver: Fang! Metal!
Double's black half is replaced by silver. He reaches his arm back and removes a silver-with-white-accents spear. It looks similar to the Metal Shaft, but with a spearhead on one end and all red replaced with white.
Double: Feel the rage of the Fang Spear!
Double quickly rushes to Momo and spear meets club repeatedly. Double suddenly twists Momo's arm away and stabs his chest. Double quickly reaches down and pushes Fang's horn three times.
Fang Memory: Fang! Maximum Drive!
The spearhead on Double's armament grows, with curved blades emerging from the bottom points. An electric blue energy field emerges from the spearhead.
Double: Fang Schrägstricher!
Double quickly spins around with the spear outstretched. Closing in on the enemy, the energy on the tip grows substantially larger. When the blade comes in contact with Momo, the energy forms a T-Rex head chomping down on him.
Momo is knocked back to Kanji.
Organizer: The winner is…
He grabs Shotaro's and Philip's arms and pulls them up.
Organizer: Kamen Rider Double!
Sarah, Grace, Brooke, Nora, Akiko: Woo! You go guys! Amazing Shotaro-kun! SQUEE! Philip-kun!
He swears a few times while Shotaro gets up and walks over to him; along with Philip. Shotaro holds hand out and Kanji knocks it away. Shotaro smiles and grabs Kanji by the arm and pulls him up.
Kanji: Why'd you pull me back up, dammit!
Shotaro: Everyone has good in their hearts; your exterior is hard, while you have a good wind blowing through your veins. I can feel it.
Kanji: Dammit… Well, thanks.
Philip: I have a strange feeling we'll meet again sometime. I'm not sure why, it's just my detective's intuition.
Kanji: I have the same feeling… I hope we can get a rematch!
Shotaro and Philip walk back into the stands with Kanji doing the same.
Grace: Sho, Phil, that was AMAZING!
Shotaro: Why thank you.
Philip: It was nothing.
The Organizer walks back up to the mic and clears his throat.
Organizer: The next match is between… Kamen Rider Poiz and Kamen Rider Non!
Emmie looks startled, yet determined; while Caleb looks annoyed.
Emmie: The nerve, pitting us against our own teammates!
Caleb: It'd happen sooner or later, so let's get this over with.
Emmie and Caleb walk down to the arena. They stare at each other and the Organizer looks between the two of them.
Organizer: So, um, any opening words?
Emmie & Caleb: NO!
Organizer: Then, um, Henshin!
Emmie pulls out the PoizDriver, a green and purple missile launcher with two Gaia Memory slots on the top. She quickly pulls out a purple and a green memory.
Memories: VIRUS! LAUNCH!
Shotaro suddenly sits up in the stands, looking amazed, yet freaked out.
Shotaro: The Virus Memory… why does she have it?
She places the Memories in the slots and points the gun upwards.
Emmie: Henshin.
PoizDriver: VIRUS! LAUNCH!
She pulls the trigger, launching a purple/green missile skywards. It explodes 20 feet in the air, raining energy in the aforementioned colors down on herself. It forms armor with a curved line running through the middle vertically. The purple side has green details, and vice-versa with the other side.
Poiz: Boku mune fikkusu goshujin kizu, datte sore mune kakaku maro goshujin jinsei!
Stewie: That means "I'll fix your wound, but it'll cost you your life!"
Grace: Ah.
Caleb pulls out The Epic NO, a double-barreled shotgun with Gaia Memory slots on the tops of the barrels. He pulls two Gaia Memories from pockets in his leather jacket. He insert them in the slots and points it to the sky.
Caleb: Henshin.
He pulls the trigger and a brown beam and a neon green beam.
Epic NO: Stone! Shot!
A spiral of the two aforementioned colors surrounds him, creating armor. He steps forward, dressed in brown and neon green armor, with the opposite side's color detailing the armor. i.e. The brown side has neon green armor.
Non: Watashi gozen zonbi… hia touhou aigou!
Zane: That means "I am zombie… hear me moan!"
Poiz and Non circle around and stare each other down. Non suddenly pulls up the Epic NO!, and quickly fires a few stone bullets at Poiz. She dodges and launches a couple missiles, which have strange sickly auras. Non dodges quickly, but his left hand is hit with a missile, but it passes through him.
Non: The Hell?
All of a sudden his hand starts sparking and glowing green. Non is, needless to say, freaked out. The sparking and glowing settles down and he gets right back into the battle.
The shotgun-wielder launches several volleys of rock bullets, but his opponent dodges all of them. She suddenly unleashes a torrent of missiles, catching Non of guard. He dodges
all but two, which hit his left shin and right forearm. The two places spark and glow green. Caleb tries to lift up his gun, but his forearm is limp and he can't move his left hand. He tries to move but his left shin is like jelly.
Non: The Hell! What's going on!
Poiz: Fufufu… My Viral Missiles disrupt the nervous system of the area they hit. Oh yeah, they can also disrupt any technology.
Non: What! So then…
Non silently stares at his Driver and looks back towards his opponent.
Poiz: Correctamundo! I'll get rid of your Driver and you won't be able to Henshin! HAHAHA!
Non: No… Not if I can say anything about it… You'll be the one defeated.
Poiz: Seriously? You really are an idiot for thinking you could win! Just give up now.
Non: (Slowly getting up while saying this.) NO! I… am a… zombie. Zombies have met death before. I never had that chance and I never will! I'll not be defeated, no matter the circumstances!
Poiz: You still believe you can win? Ha!
Non: Ha. I stopped believing in myself long ago.
Poiz: Then how are you still fighting!
Non: Because… While I don't believe in myself… others do. (The faces of the people he mentions come up on the screen as he says their names) Zane… Andrew… Stewie, Grace, Brooke, Nora, Sarah, Kat… Even you, Emmie.
Poiz: You idiot! I don't believe in you! I believe in myself! Nobody but me and Stewie!
Non: Emmie, we all believe in you… everyone I mentioned, especially Stewie. I believe in you. Now. (His head shoots up and he looks Poiz right in the eyes) Let's end this!
He lifts up his right arm and the glowing comes back. He suddenly spins his arms in circles.
Non: (Getting progressively louder) !
Suddenly, the glowing grows stronger, and then flies off his arm. He does the same with his left hand and left leg.
In the stands, Stewie is amazed.
Stewie: This is it!
Kat: What is?
Stewie: My theory! I wrote an entire essay on it!
Kat: *blinks* What?
Stewie: When stuff spins, miracles happen!
Poiz looks amazed, then laughs.
Poiz: You think getting rid of those effects'll be enough? Don't make me laugh!
Non pulls out the Shot Memory and sticks it in the bottom of his Driver's handle. Meanwhile, Poiz pulls out the Launch Memory and sticks it in a slot towards the end of the barrel.
Epic NO!: Shot! Maximum Drive!
PoizDriver: Launch! Maximum Drive!
Non: Shot…
Poiz: Launch…
Non: Pillar!
(At the same time) Poiz: Annihilation!
Caleb puts the barrels of the gun to the ground and pulls the trigger. At the exact same instant, Poiz aims directly at the Epic NO! and pulls the trigger.
All of a sudden, a thin pole made of stone shoots up and smashes Poiz in the head, while the missile passes through the Epic NO!
Poiz's head snaps back and Non's suit ripples. All of a sudden, dual explosions from their Drivers knock them out of their Rider states.
Organizer: It's a tie!
He rushes over to the both of them and raises their arms towards the sky. They calmly lift their heads and look at the people who cheered for them… Their Nakama.
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A/N: Sorry for not updating in so long! This is only the first part of the movie, so the movie's probably not even a 20th finished! The thing with the rabbit at the start comes from me starting to write this on Easter. Yeah. But I have an excuse! My Laptop broke. But It was fixed, the file put on a flash drive, and placed in my new laptop. May the old one rest in peace.
When stuff spins, Miracles happen!
This has been Llama-san. Sayonara~!