a/n: heya! Thank you so much im so happy! I checked this morning and saw I got my first review, and that makes me so happy! Now, im a lazy person so if you reviewed flame or happies, I love you people and you are getting cheese cake. You probably do want me ranting any more so i say ONWARD!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any thing else except my computer.

chapter 2:Joining to Annoying

pein brought me, no, more like forced me into the big sky scraper of a head quarters.

"hey nagato, can i have a rain coat?" i whined.

"my name is pein." he said monotonously.

"suuuuure thing nagato." a retorted.

"you doubt me?" he said in slight disbelief and annoyance.

"if you're not nagato then why did you answer?" i said smugly.

"........ i could tell." he mumbled as we walked through the building.

" can i still have a rain coat?" a whined happily.

"we are in a building." he AGAIN said monotonously.

as we walked done the seemingly never ending hall ways a rather large mass of paper flew in. before the paper could completely reassemble itself i shouted,"konan!"

"pein!?! what the stinking heck?!? why would YOU tell her about me?!? i realize the others are dumb enough but really, you?!?"

" heh, that's just the thing though, i didn't tell her. she just knew." he said, rather amused.

"hee, hee" i giggled.

"don't tell me she was someone you tracked down and caught for knowledge. the guys could do that. you have more important things to be doing right now." she nagged.

"one i didn't track her she appeared in the rain village out of nowhere. two she started spewing information. and three you sound rather contradicting today." he said, establishing authority.

"sorry, I'm just shocked that's all." she apologized.

i started to peel a piece of paper off of her but she swatted me hand away. i decided to show her i was more persistent than the average rock and kept trying. this went on silently fr about five minutes without pein noticing. eventually she gave up and let curiosity get the best of her. i peeled off a piece and began folding little origami objects from art class plus a couple i just happen to know.

"you do origami?" konan asked inquisitively.

"just a little. im lightyears away from your skill." i replied.

"lightyears?"

" an extremely huge amount." i said.

" oh. thanks. wait. how do you know that?" she replied.

"just do." hee hee that's just me.

" we are here." pein directed me into the oh-so-fabulous-interrogation-room. i was immediately tied to a chair and interrogated by a bombing of questions.

"how did you get here?"

"not a clue."

"really?"

"i turned around at a huge noise next to the gas station while i was filling up my car."

"What?!?"

"exactly."

"where are you from?"

" a different continent on the same planet in a different universe."

"excuse me?"

"dimension sorry."

"ok. wait, what? no. never mind. how do you know about us."

"aaaaw but that takes the fun out of it!"

"then wat do you suppose i do with you?"

" im too value able to kill, i cant work on my own. why dont you let me join and then assign me to different cells so i can inform of weaknesses."

"cells?"

"dont play stupid i know the akatsuki works in two person cells."

"name them"

"itachi uchiha and kisame hoshigaki. sasori no akasuna and deidara the idiot. hidan the foul mouthed and kakuzu. madara uchiha and zetsu. konan, nagato, and bodies."

"deidara the idoit? hidan the foul mouthed? aand bodies?"

"i dont like him very much, he is, and im not stupid."

"fine, fine."

"weeeeeeeee!!!!"