(a/n): konnichiwa! I ai my reviewers.

to mintshadow22; their will be far more ruined prides than itachi's that is for sure! and thnx for use of karasu's name. i just ai references to things i made up.

cheetay; you are so far and by far my most loyal reviewer. if there is anything you want to happen later in the story, please don't hesitate do tell me.

that umm, important thing i need to, spend time on,is 60% done. so soon i will be updating like crazy! 10,000 words section, you will be mine by July! at the latest! now! onward!

if you cant escape akatsuki, annoy akatsuki;

chapter five, go, cinqos, cinq, fiev:

meeting the red dawn

"NANI!" itachi yelled. and i mean yelled.

"hey, hey! i wont tell any one about the little massacre secret and who's behind it. so please calm down, yelly itachi is, well, ooc." i try to calm him down. if he starts to yell again, i wonder if this is really the dimension i think it is.

i feel the wall thud the back of my body. the ground falling from under my feet. itachi has me by the throat against the wall. his fingers tightening around my wind pipe, digging in.

"how do you know about that..." he whispered just so i could mangekyo sharing the red color of my blood if i don't shut up. too bad. it doesn't really work like that.

"your eyes are the colors of your cloak. uchiha spinney eye!" i like spinney things!

serious; shut up hyper!

hyper; but its spinney.

serious; your a moron.

hyper; social! she called me a moron!

social; hey! your the one who's going to get us killed!
artsy; listen to these words, if you let me, with a semi diplomatic ability,take over this vessel, perhaps we will survive the sorrow of this pitiful, bloody, mess.

social; you sound emo when you talk like that but alright.

serious; fine just as long as it isn't this idiot.

hyper; pretty words...duuuh...doooo... duuuh...(drools)

"my mind is a maze, i happen to know things. don't let that worry you. its the real reason of my new working here any ways." i reply. simple. say your exact thoughts and everyone will listen.

itachi's throat tightens. his eyes widen as he lets me down.

"its like you changed personalities," he had a curious demeanor towards my sudden outward change,"and what do you mean by new working, are you joining akatsuki?

"souls, to be truthful, that is all, no need to be shocked, a simple mind set." i do wonder what he'll think of that.

pein interrupted," yes, we never did stop to get your things, come with me."

"sayonara, itachi, ja ne, painful walls." i wave off as i follow the 'leader' of akatsuki.

pain and i return into the pitch black hallways. i had to follow pein by sound seeing as the chakra i still was enough o have the byakugan open for about a nanosecond. luckily, pein most likely believed in being a rather cliche evil organization leader and had rather heavy footsteps, whether it dramatic effect or the weight of the metal rods and a chakra hard body. the hallways smelt of corpses for reasons i wish i didn't know. then, pein arrived at the first door in about fifteen minutes. the heavymetal door swung open with a blood curdling groan. thats right, not scream, groan. thats what made it even creepier. i the room was a single andle and on either side were sliding doors. pein went to the one on the left and opened it.

"what color nail polish?" he queried.

"i get a choice?"i was shocked. the other akatsuki members only got what was available at the time.

"i case you havent noticed, the akatsuki doesnt have to replace the girls uniform as often."

"hmmph. black."

"boots?"

"high heeled, but not the pointy ones, there useless."

"which is why we dont stock them. fishnet?"

"long sleeved. shorts length on the legs."

"shirt?"

"short sleeved v-cut. ends at the ribs."

"pants?"

"the usual."

"i see you the uniform rules well."

"what else should i do with my time." i fold my the outside i look disinterested, on the inside, even seroius has joined the others for an internal party.

pein comes over to me and asks, "is there any thing else you seem to need."

"can i have a headband?"

"ask zetsu. he doesnt eat the metal and cloth."

"what des he do with it all?"

"i honestly have no idea." he hands me the clothes, cloak, and walks away.

i, being smarter than the average hitai-iate(headband) follow. he leads to a much nicer section of the under ground hidout and leads me to a room with a wooden door.

"This will be your room. across from you is deidara and sasori. to your right, itachi and kisame. across from them, hidan and kakuzu, then tobi, zetsu, and at the end of the hall is my office, if you go there, i suggest you have ligitimate reason or else you will find yourself in a very unfavorable place.

i think everyone, including hyper, shivered.

pein continued," go change into the uniform and meet me in my office. ill prepare your forms."

A/N ya-ta! i got even further than last time! if this keeps happening, ill be in the 10,000 words section in no time! muahhahahahahaa!

evil overlords will always win.

this is always true, in my mind any ways. plus, if part of that scene was confusing, serious, hyper, arsty, social, and, well, the dark one, are the voices in my head. no and in real life theres only three of us.

lock my in a room, full of people, you cant talk to, make me hungry, tired, thistrsty, sweaty, and with no one to talk to cept the voicses in my head, sanity. what sanity?

'i think i left a piece of my sanity in that room'

'a piece'

'missing; sanity, three feet tall, ye wide, siky green hair, answers to muffins'

'that explains a lot'

'missing, voice in head, answers to, 'kukuku, why should i pity you?' looks like me but well, murderous.'

"no comment'

'hey! you! your thinking too loudly!'

yeah...random things me and friends said through out the day. oh , and if a helicopter or an army jet passes by,

"the anbu! they found me!" yeah..