(a/n) yeah!

1st: I passed the 5,ooo words milestone.

2: I passed the 10 reviews milestone.

12 reviews.

Thank you readers, I love you soooo much.

This morning I logged on feeling all crappy but when I saw the reviews you picked me right up.

Listen I'm really sorry that I didn't update Friday its just that I went on a sort of 'vacation' and there was no wifi and when I got back, well, I fell asleep on the bean bag ext to the cat before I could actually make to my bedroom. So now im pooped.

Also, you know how I said id update at least once a week or make up for it later? Yeah well, if you cant figure it out,(its pretty obvious) im a girl. So actually I can update once a week 2 weeks out of 3 in a month or 3 weeks out of 4. Cuz well, figure it out. You one week every month? I'm not saying any more.

Trust me you don't want me updating hen because I get really b-word-y , if you know what I mean.

Thank you to;

Akatsuki fanatic

Kung fu fighting

Cheetay

mint shadow 22

\and any other reviewers im sorry I cant remember your name right now.

I remember numbers, meanings, phrases, pages, every thing 'cept names a and faces.

Disclaimer: the chances of me owning naruto are 1 in google times 10 to the googledth power. Kay?

So I other words, I DON'T OWN NARUTO.

On with chapter seven, nana, sept, I don't know Spanish past six, my German books not with me.

Ps. Feel free to report grammars issues. Im bad a grammar so I must improve!

The akatsuki sign up forms

alrighty then lets have a look at this form, eh?

given name:karasu

surname: koku

comments: yes like black crow.

height:5'4"

age: sixteen

comments: shortish people rock!

eye color: green

(if applicable)or: silver

(if applicable) doujutsu: byakugan

(if applicable) clan: hyuuga (im pretty dang sure)

favorite fighting style: viva la jyuuken cha!

chakra type: wind!

comments: hyuugas rule! wind can turn elements gainst eachother!

part 2

member made questions

your view on art:

(reular pov)

i started cracking at his. pein looked up at me.

"nani?" he asked. since when were hi forms funny?

" i can tell who made every one of these questions!" i half wisphered/screamed. yes it is possible. just ask hinata. i learned it from her.

i continued on "dear sasori: art is not what you make with paint or wood or clay. those are just mediums. a method of gaining true art. art is the emotion that someone gets when they see/hear/etc the medium. art is emotions. your puppets and deidaras bombs in the sense are they same art because, 9 times out of 10, theyll achieve the same art, or motion, from those who see it. fear. so in a sense. every battle is art. fear. anger. passion. yes, these are the types of art mostly achived by you and your colleagues. i hope that by agreeing and disagreeing with you. you will understand m view point."

pein stares at me and sweat drops. a big, sweat drop.

"not you too.." he looks really, disapointed. very.

"nani?"im confused. does he not like how i see art?

pein turns around and starts mumbling something about artists, and more arguments and, a cut in the budget.

(paper pov)

do you like explosions:cha! BOMB RULE! i have whole family of pyromaniacs!

do you love money: yes i do kakuzu. it is my precious. and if you so steal a single penny from me or more. i with attack at night, rip you open before you can harden and take all five hearts out of you. i will tie up all of you threads. drain your blood for hidan and then feed your meat to zetsu. i will then proceed to give your empty carcass to sasori or a pupet while i shove one hear down hidans hroat, give ont to zetsu for his birthday and sell the other three on ebay. so guess what? yes im in love with my money so stay AWAY.

whats your religion: stink the heck off hidan. i dont give a crap about you. by the way. i know what jashinisms population is; one.

favorite kind of sword: katana thank you very much. sharp and light weight. good for the small and quick.

your impression of little brothers: my little brother is my dog. i dont have one. but really itachi? it would have been better if you only killed him. and trust me. i HATE uchihas. sorry but i loathe that self-centered moron. he is such a/an **************** ************** *****************censored********* *********** *********** these days, that litlem%$^$#&&%#^^&*(()(*&^%$#!#$%^&*(_)(*&^%$#!#$%^&*() beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

origami; i believed we already disused this konan.

god: nagato, your not a god, your a moron. stop trying to tell people your god. im polytheistic, thank, you, very, much.

(reg pov)

"im done! je finis!" i yell in nagatos face.. hes staring at me like a bug that keeps hitting the window.

"oi (i wave my hand in his face.) waz wid da pity stare buddy?" my voice sound like a tree yearolds.

"you were talking to the paper and im pretty sure you can swear worse than hidan when comes to itachi's little brother." he keeps staring at me and then turns to mumble something like. gonna get in the asylum first espionage. probably already been there.

"nope. not the asylum. but the metal therapy people were nice." i say. not trying to t=freak him out or anything. its just the truth. truth isnt scary right? oh. wait the truth is frightening. just below new york city on the scare scale. ( im sper cityphobic, i live i the middle of no where. took m parents twenty years to get wifi here. idont think wifi's been around tha long?)

pein just takes the form from me.

"What will you do now?" he inquiries.

"i gotta go back to my room."

"nande?"

"have you seen the bathrooms?" (yes i already cleande it youl understand soon.)

"no. and i. do. not. ever. wnt. to."

"yep bye!" i skip away like the five year old i am inside to my room. then i flop o my bed and pull out my DSi. for some reason. this place has wifi? any ways i basi ally start memorizine narutopedia. especially the page on yugito ni'i. why/ ou ask? cuz shes stinkin awesome. no other real reason.