(A/n) im late. I couldn't use a computer for this week since, …something… stopped me. So yeah..

Listen, I got my first flame and it was harsh. Basically what im saying is. This is my first fanfic and no one is perfect so I need the occasional flames to improve. So If u want flame its ok, but please refrain from swearing and using exclamations. You know who you are. But, enough of that now to thank my faithful reviewers!

To cheetay: thank you so much for reviewing all the time. It makes me happy and want to keep writing.

To wind wolf 1988: thanks. I like that.

To mint shadow 22: thank you for what you did, I needed that.

For further reference, I am perfectly aware my grammar stinks but it would be helpful if you pointed out what mistakes I made. I know my grammar is terrible and trust being inept at typing doesn't help but I don't know how I made mistakes.

Plus the reason karasu has the byakugan is because im some naruto obsessive freak like a good chunk of you. Who believes the byakugan is real. Trust me. I believe in every thing. So I thought that her mother should be like a half hyuuga who's father was normal so she had a regular last name. so karasu's mom got it from her full hyuuga mother. Her mom had it because it is a dominant trait . So karasu is a forth hyuuga who looks just like one when her hair isn't dyed . Now since you cant be a forth something and look completely like something. She got her fathers green eyes.

really, if you dont get it, just go with it.

Note: her eyes still turn silver when she uses the byakugan.

Plus: it's a crack fic people!

Now that I've bored you too death.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto, Nintendo, windows, mission impossible, or any thing else.

Chapter eight, 8, hachi, ocho, huit, acht.

confusing mornings

after that i looked at the time on my DSi; 0:00. ' well thats just helpful'

hyper 'could be worse.'

serious 'how? you idiot'

social 'hey! i figured it out!'

hyper and serious' what!'

social ' hyper is like zetsu's white side and serious is the black side!'

serious 'no. not really i mean. im not a mean person, i just look at the big picture.'

hyper 'yeah and really. the white side isnt hyper he's just, nice. and serious can be nice'

serious 'thank you'

i got up and looked around for a clock. if this world has lights and walkie talkie's then they have to have a clock. i search all around my room and the hallway. i didnt want to disturb any one, or worse. i couldn't find any clock any where. the blinds were the kind that are attached on both sides. so they could only be operated by the little strig thingies, and im lame, truth be told, i havent a clue how to use those things. yeah, its pretty bad.

i huff and go back to my room. i sit down and look back to my DSi. 0:09. nani! then its hits me. my DSi is in military time! it's midnight wiitth that i plop on to my bed and go to sleep.

time skip

i feel well rested but it was still dark out. man my dream last night was awesome! i got sucked into the narutoverse! i open my eyes but i can see any thing. huh? i flop my hand over to my nightstand. it wasnt there. "NANI?"'

"oi! keep it down, un! im sculpting, so be quiet, yeah?" i hear an eerily familiar voice yell at me. except one thing, the last time i heard that voice, it was coming from my haed phones and computer speakers, not life.

then, it hits me. soooooome dream, huh? (badly attempted sarcasm) i then run out ito the hall and shout again,

"what time is it!" i screech at the top of my lungs. i hear a grumble and scuffling feet. success! the door clicks and a very annoyed iwa ex-nin pops his head out.

"time for you to shut up! yeah,...oh? hmm? the new person's a little gir- oww!" i had run up and pulled his top not.

"psych!" i yelled as i ran back to my room and locked the door. i then decided to annoy him further.

"oh, deidaraaaaa? you wouldnt wanna blow me up. i know stuff that would make you squeal, things that pein-sama(ill have you know i grumbled the -sama,) needs.

"how the heck(not actually heck) do you know that!"

personality switch!

"alright you clay bomb barbie doll! two things, one, i know a lot more about you than that, including the secret of your jutsu, and two, GO TO BED!"

"weird little stinker, un." i scuffling of feet let me feel easy enough to go sit down.

i easily fell back asleep.

second time skip

personality switch!

i woke up to a banging on the door

"wake up! leaders having a meeting! get up and go to the meeting hall!" it was too early to worry about who's voice this was.

"yigemunghumh shhurggehh." ( yeah sure)

" whatever, youre fault."

well, at least im already dressed. my hair was in a braid so brushing it was easy. i brushed my teeth. with the tooth brush that came oyt of thin air and walked out into the halway.

'now, where heck is the meeting hall?' (cue the rock that falls on dumb people)

i walked up to the room that would most likely still have someone in it and knocked.

"im not the last one? wow... come in!" i walked in to see just who i was expecting. sasori no akasuna.

"uh, hi?"

"nandeyo? hayaku." (what do you want? hurry up.)

"wheres the meeting hall?"

"uuuuugh. come on." he signals me to walk next to him.

we walk down the halls of the labyrinth that this place. sasori turned to me,

" im assuming your the new person we were informed of?"

"sheeesh. does every one know?"

"no. just me and my partner, deidara, the one you annoyed the crap out of earlier?"

"heh. yeah, about that."

"what?"

"oh? othing, i just like saying that."

"right. you were told that everyone has a partner right."

"trust me i know lotsa stuff. lotsa stuff i shouldnt."

"yes that would make sense. you dont exactly look like the fighting type."

"hey. i lasted five minutes around itachi and survived! i was completely out of chakra about to faint and aching though."

"yeah. but it was trainning. he goes suprisingly easy during training."

"that was training?"

"my point exactly."

"meh."

(A/N) yeah! review! please! sorry the grammar is terrible. something is wack with my key board. legitimately.

cheesecake and cookies for all.

sorry iff i change things i wrote around. im too lazy to check and there are such things as typos. i have lots.