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Sorry I couldn't update this Friday I said id usually update on Fridays, not always. And, I was busy. Plotting destruction upon the world from an attic. Yayful!
Well, yeah. Read and review! Chocolate ice ream and brownies! And the noodle curry bowl I had for lunch.
ONWARD!
Chapter nine, 9, neuf, neuvo, kyu.
Bring Ur D20 iz da 1st encounter!
(Please tell me some one got the reference there.)
Sasori turned to me and spoke,
"You know your really late, right?"
I did the guilt and pathetic laugh at myself and replied,
"Heh. Yeah. I… have no idea where I'm going. This is a labyrinth of cement, cobwebs, and shadows."
Sasori looked like he was all too used to this. Probably had to help Deidara.
"So did you just figure some one would be left? What if I wasn't there? I know I'm the last one."
"I figured if anyone was left it would be you. Knowing you, you'd probably think the meetings are a pointless waist of time. Plus you could just have Deidara tell you."
Sasori turned to me, a bewildered look on his face, walked in front of me, faced me and stopped.
"Oof. Oi! What is that for!" what the heck is he doing?
"Knowing me? How could you know me? How did you know that?"
"Sheesh. I told you, I'm in this cause I got the brains, not the fight. I am a strategist, plus, like I told Deidara, I know things, things I shouldn't know."
Sasori looked at me like I was crazy, moved to the side and continued walking.
"You know what? I don't want to know, it'll waste time. Anyways, at least you don't have plant-like things growing off your shoulders.
"Tch. Predictable. Don't pick on Zetsu, he's nice!"
"What the heck is- no. you'll find out for yourself when he tries to eat you."
"If he tries to eat me, Ill eat him!"
"You're a cannibal!"
"Nope, I'm a vegetarian."
"Wha? Yeah, I'm not going to ask."
"That would be best."
I see light pour into the hallway as we walk into a wide but short room. Short because it has a wall there, with a huge door. A fancy door.
'Uh. Brilliant. Who thought that up? Evil guy 3 million B.C.?'
Serious 'this is Madara here. Think about it.'
Hyper 'creep'
Social 'yup.'
"Were here!"
I run up and hug the door. It opens on me. I crash. In front of every one. Not good.
"Crap."
"what took you so long?" if I hadn't gone the bathroom before I left I'm pretty sure I would've wet my pants when he glared at me.
"Well, no one exactly told me how to get here, well, Sasori did. Just now."
"And were you paying attention as Sasori showed you your way here?"
"Uh, umm, well, you see…. There happened to be this really fascinating conversation we were having, sooo, no, not at all."
This is the moment when all akatsuki members other then moi decided to face palm. Kisame then decided to speak up,
"Who knew akatsuki was hiring little girls, huh?" his grin left his face as he saw me grinning evilly right back.
"For one, I'm sixteen which is older than Deidara when he joined and if you say I'm short, well I'm '5"4. Which is only two centimeters shorter then Sasori. And if you say I look weak, well, any decent ninja would know that it isn't just muscle strength that wins a battle. Fight smart, not strong."
"How do you know how I joined, hmm?"
"How do you know exactly how tall I am?"
(You should be able to figure out who said that.)
"Very well then, as you all can see, we have a new member."
Pein turned to me,
"Would you like to introduce yourself?"
"Uuh. Thank you. My name is karasu koku. I am here because I know things about you that you partners probably don't know. I know all of akatsuki plans, and guys, really, your questions on the form are obvious."
"Black crow?" Kisame raised an eyebrow at me.
"It's better than shark, fish boy."
"What did you just say?" he started to pull his sword of his back.
"I said I'm a wind type chakra nature?"
"Really? My hearing is bad."
"Fewwwf."
Then I looked at the room around me. There was the oh so helpful big pretty door. On the other side was Pein's big suck the life out of things statue from heck. Around the walls were four or five ornate wall sconces.
(a/n) sorry it's short; I can't keep up using those big long chapters. I'm way to lazy for that. Review and you desserts, flame and you get katon: goukekkyou housenka. If I spelled that right.