(a/n)listen I'm really, really sorry about the wait on updating I just went on a … vacation for a while and I could not bring my laptop with me. Heck I did not bring my lap top, mp3 player, cell phone, nor any of my video games.

Okay I am assuming by the end of this chapter I will have over 10,000 words which will make me very happy! Again I figured I would not make it to the 10,000 words section until around my twentieth chapter!

I want to give a special reward to who ever does my thirtieth review. If you want a bonus chapter, something special to happen, a paring , or a miniseries just tell me and you can get that. Along with a banquet of deserts and ramen!

I have decided to start doing my entire chapters on Microsoft since if I do them on fan fiction I can not correct my grammar as easily and I am pretty sure we all know how bad my grammar is.

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For any clarification's baka means moron.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto in any way shape or form. I am merely a person with a laptop.

Last time on if you cant escape akatsuki, annoy akatsuki!

"hey guys," I start to say. They both look back at me like 'what does she want now?'

I answer that, "can you help me back?"

'sweat drop'

Chapter eleven, 11, juuichi, onze, once, elf, unsprezece unsprezece.

Crazy crap!

"you really are pathetic you know that, yeah?" Deidara raises his eyebrow at me.

"urusai will you? (shut up) I do happen to know how your jutsu works." how long will it take for them to realize that it is practically impossible to navigate that labyrinth. (labyrinth is an awesome word)

Sasori shakes his head, "I doubt I shall ever understand how you manage to do that."

I look at him with a big grin on my face, "same reason I know that (checks wikipedia) Deidara hates pilaf!"

Deidara just stares at me for a while, the on his face says 'you are such a creepy girl I did not even know but now I do'

"trust me, you do not." I Stare at him with my deepest evil glare hoping he got the message.

Silence then consumes the halls as we walked back through the tunnels to the rooms. I wish that some one would put in some lights, but no, that would detract from the theme. Truly, I did not know if I was stepping in or on cement, gunk, or just plain out nothingness.

I could feel my face light up as we approached an area that was familiar; the bedrooms. I wonder if I could get Pein to call them dorms. Hee hee, akatsuki dorms.

Sasori and Deidara filed into their room. I, being myself, just stood there in a daze.

Then a blonde head poked out and stated, "you do know that were here right?"

That snapped me out of it, "oh yeah! Bye then!" I wondered what to do now. There really was not much I could do in my room. Then I realized and ran to konan's room. I stood beside the door hoping she would come out and find me instead of me having to knock and risk,…., I do not really know nor want to know. I took a sticky note out of thin air. I didn't know I could do that? I tried again. I got a pencil. Yay! I have crazy crap powers!

I wrote ; konan, can I talk to you? On the piece of paper and slid it under the door. Some one must of noticed because I heard a shuffling and then the door clicked open.

The blue haired kunoichi stared at me, "yes?"

"can you draw me a map?", I put on my best stupid grin.

"why?" I could tell it was more of a 'why me?' but who cares?

"I can NOT navigate the underground maze by memory. I have to see some thing in order to memorize it? Kay?"

Konan stared…

"I knew you would have paper with you." this time i spoke the truth, "quest-ce c'est vous dessinez moi une carte, sil vous plait?" (would you(formal) draw me a map please?)

Konan stared….

"whatever. I'll draw you the map."

"yosh! Arigato gozaimasu!" (all right! Thank you very much!)

Finally feeling tired I went to my room and plopped on my bed. I tossed and turned. Dang! these beds are made of what? Card board? After I while I felt my eyelids tug.

BAANG! BAANG!

The knocks on my door were more than enough to wake shikamaru, nonetheless me, who just fell asleep.

"nandeyo?" I half snarled back! (what do you want?)

"Pein wants to see you, again." I did not recognize the voice.

"does he know anything of sleep!"

"I don't - know! But I didn't - swear the first time. So -you! You better - get up!" (- = censored ) okay.. Now I know who it is.

"ah! Urusai! Bakatare!" (shut up moron!)

"ah - what the - ever." I hear footsteps walking away. Oh well, shikata ga nai (it can not be helped) I guess I got to go see him. I stand up and head out. I see that the door to Pein's office is open. So I wander in and see Pein standing there.

"you told me that I should not send Sasori and Deidara to Suna. Why?"

"because Sasori dies and Deidara loses his arms." (what happens to Gaara makes me cry every time I watch; twice)

"Deidara loses his arms?"

"yeah. One gets crushed by sand and the other get mangekyo'd to oblivion."

" I see. I going to need more information but in he mean time I'm going to send you Sasori and Deidara on a mission. A small one. It will mostly be you but I am going to have them watch over just in case."

"okay and I learned some thing!"

Pein furrowed his brow, "what ?"

"I have crazy crap powers!"

"crazy.. crap?"

"yup!" I pull a hatchet out of no where, "I am jonny logginz!"

(A/n) muahahahahahahahahahaha! fear the power of crazy crap!