(A/N) haven't updated in months so, so, sooo sorry. Gomenasai! See at first it was to weeks of vacation, then the gymkhana and another gymkhana, then the fair, then another gymkhana, then camping, then a party then more camping and then now.

My only thing to back all of this up is, well, I may just happen to have a life after all. Yeah… Not really, but, enough crap to keep me busy.

If you ignore that, I'm amazed, I've finally made it into the 10,000 words section, and courtesy of you yay-I-full people, I HAVE 40 REVIEWS. Like most first time writers, I was expecting one two, three, maybe, if you count my friends.

Anyways, keep in mind. I know I have stinky grammar, but I'm not aware of how. You guys gotta tell me.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto, the akatsuki, any anime or abridged references or any possible brand/ copy righted references in this fan fiction.

Chapter 13, thirteen, treize, juusan, dertien, trembedhjete, brettan. Etc!

Mission! Part 2

The two of them sat there glaring at me for two hours, two minutes, and I tried my best to talk at two seconds, its hard to when you're staring at the clock,

"Well, what now?"

"Nandeyo, un?" (What do you want (rude)) Deidara snapped.

"Food, duh." wasn't it obvious?

"How is that our problem, un?" (Somebody's cranky. Then again, I did just hit him on the head.)

"You scared the waitress away, UN." Hee, Hee. I wonder if he will notice.

"Why did you say un, un?" bingo.

"Because you do un." muahahahahahahahahaa!

"No I don't, un."

Sasori interrupted,

"Yes Deidara, you do."

"What the - Danna! What the - are you doing siding with her, un?"

"I'm not siding with her I'm siding with the truth."

"mmmhmmm" I stuck my tongue out at him. Man, where's the food? I looked over. Great they're in their great huddle o' waitresses,

"Hey guys, cant we just steal the food?"

They looked over at me, Sasori answered,

"Well yeah, do you want to?"

"Well, that would be mean and cruel… I like it!"

*big. Synchronized. Massive. Sweat drop.*

"Sheesh"

_-_behind the restaurant _-_

"ok, what now?" I ask, excitement dripping from my….well…I would say tongue but it is kind of every where. Any ways.

Deidara stared,

"you really are that clueless aren't you?"

Me + what he said = death glare. Really, I swear, you could see the black shadow rays of doom coming from my eyes.

Sasori shook his head,

"any ways, we will have you do it karasu since you need the practice."

"heh? Umm alright, any tips before I probably get caught?"

"your specialties?"

"fighting, wind style, fighting, byakugan, fighting, random crap, fighting, nothing."

"random crap?"

"I could probably knock some one out?"

"do you have ANY genjutsu?"

"nope! Not at all!"

"take out a kunai, be as silent as possible, knock out any one who gets in the same room as you, don't let them see you, obviously, but really, don't, if you do you will have to kill them, and I'm guessing you don't feel like doing that,"

I was playing with my fingers, counting,

"wow! that's the most you've ever said!"

"Are you nervous?" blowing off my counting comment.

"no."

"really? You seem like some who would."

"hey! Who do think I am?"

"some random girl who fell out of the sky."

"you know, that is actually pretty close."

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So I headed in the back door. Thank you feudal-ish ninja society for not having finger prints scanners (I'm saying there aren't). I looked around; it was a simple, but pretty, kitchen. The chef was over in the other room so, yeah. I snoop through the cabinets as quietly as possible. Sadly, some one hears me.

"hey! Who's in there?"

I drop to the floor and hide in an empty cabinet with a curtain. The cabinet was small enough that even though I am small, it was a tight squeeze. Which worked out for me because he didn't expect some one to fit in there?

I mentally shouted 'log!' and look-y for me and the crazy crap! A small kawarimi sized log falls on his head and knocks the dude out. I scuttle out of the cabinet and catch the guys before he goes 'thud! On the floor. I shove him in the corner and snap my fingers, log goes poof!

I search around the kitchen and finally find what seems to be the egg dish Deidara wanted and my Inari roll. I quickly grab them and go.

Outside I see Deidara and Sasori waiting arms crossed. They raise their eyebrows when they see me come out, alive, not chased by a hundred ninja.

"what?"

"how did it go, un?"

"dropping small logs on people's heads seems to be a good way to knock them out."

"not asking, (un)" they said simultaneously.

A raise my finger,

"that would be best"

We go to a field and sit down to eat our food, well, me and Deidara did. Sasori, well,

Think wizard of oz; "oil can, oil can." yeah, I may exaggerated.

After we were eating in ever eternal silence I got curious,

"what time is it?"

"noon. Approximately."

"are we staying in this town or the next one?"

"Well, the guy you're supposed to kill is in the next town so, we will stay here and go tomorrow, the place is nearby enough to get there by the afternoon comfortably walking and It would be best to kill him at night."

"you guys are aware that the stealth of the night will be blown by my nervousness and turn in to a full blown fight right?"

"yeah, but night time fights are more fun to watch."

"you guys are jerks"

"we are aware of that, un."

"well -censored for karasu's pitiful annoyance and swears- that!"

(A/n)hee, the next chapter is going to be fun to write, hard , bad , and grammar wise a disaster, but guess what? No matter how hard it is to write a fight scene, it will be fun.

Yeah, well I'm just glad I updated again.