(A/N): DON'T KILL ME! *hides behind rock*

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Chapter 14, fourteen, juyon, quatorze, Vierzehn, catorce

Ex-gennin jerk!

I woke up to the same pretty field we ate lunch in. or was that dinner? Eh well, you know that you are living the life when the only time you have to keep track of is whether or not it is night or day, which, even for me, easy an easily solved question. I mean, just look at the sky, dang it!

I looked around Sasori was just sitting there playing -AHEM working on his puppets. Yes, I am definitely going to give him my goat marionette, 'goatee' for his birthday. At least when he is occupied he isn't so dang impatient.

"It is about time you woke up."

Dang it!

"Well dang it! Maybe I sleep!" Honestly, I had no idea whether or not he sleeps.

"You have a plan ready yet, hmmm?" Deidara questioned.

"Honestly I have no- HEY! When did you get up dang it?" I jumped about fifteen feet in to the air flailing. For my reflexes, I was still very clumsy and unaware of my surroundings, you know, walking into walls and stuff.

Deidara put a, how do I explain it? I guess a -_- look on his face for lack of a better explanation,

"What is your problem, un?"

"Not funny Deidara. Umm, I have no idea how so I guess I wing it. What's this guys fighting style anyways?"

"Hhmm? Just your average rouge gennin using his not so much abilities to take advantage of civilians, and some bank that hired us. So yeah. Just kawarimi, bunshin, henge, kunai, and shuriken, yeah."

"So he's pretty lame."

"Says the one who freaked out when we told her she had to kill some one." Sasori stuck his nose out of his work to speak up while packing his puppets away.

"Shut up, dang it! I have never killed anything before, I don't even eat meat!" I stomped and flailed my fists, my braid fwipping in the air. Deidara and Sasori stared at me and Sasori spoke up,

"Didn't you threaten to eat Zetsu?" Deidara jumped and gave me a twitchy eye of shock before my reply,

"one just the leaf part and two, can we get going?" apparently for Sasori that was all the encouragement he needed and just started walking away, Deidara however stood staring for a moment before he snapped out of it.

Hee hee! Here we go! I ran in front and started running full speed sprint on the dirt road. Eventually I stopped and looked back; Deidara and Sasori were just standing there at the edge of the path where we got on,

"What are you waiting for? Hayaku!" (Hurry) I screeched. Sasori stated, and rather blandly,

"Wrong way."

"-Beeeeeeeeeeep-" I shouted.

I ran back and started to go the RIGHT way. This by the way, was LEFT!

"How come your so stu- absent minded, un?"

"urusai dang it! I'm not stupid I'm clumsy-minded" (CLUMSY-MINDED! Be afraid be very afraid)

After about an hour of gentle pace walking and not so gentle banter we arrived at a very poor town. I got to say, this ex-gennin guy must be some jerk because when we walked into town, EVERYONE hid. I mean, one moment ago, poor as it was, there were people selling stuff and attempting to farm. Then, poof! Gone.

We walked through the town and found the only house that wasn't a deteriorating shack.

Actually it was a pretty nice two-story house with a healthy garden and wooden fence. Nothing special in an average town, but here, it looked like the duke's manor.

"well, I bet I know who lives here." I started to walk to the door and Sasori stopped me.

"don't go in yet. wait till night time." I pouted and deadpanned.

"I'm I don't know about you, but I don't see in the dark." I glared at him.

"you have the byakugan."

"ooh. Right, I forgot about that." hehe. Heh. Yeah well, I meant it about the clumsy-minded comment.

Deidara tilted his head and looked at me quizzically,

"how do you forget about a stinking kekkei genkai doujustu, un?"

"I do not know. Have you ever forgotten you have mouths on your hands?"

"no. no I have not, un."

Sasori face palmed,

"he's lying."

Suddenly, the door swung open, a man with a basic black gennin uniform and a slashed takigakure hitai-ate. Personally, he looked like a stuck up jerk face, and probably was,

"who are you and what do you want?" honestly this man was either really stupid or he was living under a rock, evidently the 'twas not the latter choice, there fore,

"bakatare. How do you not know? Heh. Once you figure that out I think our intentions should be obvious." I smirked, acting cool is fun.

Sasori sighed and motioned to Deidara. The two of them walked away and sat on a nearby bench. My eye twitched. Great! Now all they need is some popcorn. Which I tried to do. I snapped my fingers, not bother to see if it worked.

"hey! What's with the corn, un!" I looked back, yes, he was holding a can of generic grocery store can o' corn. I grimaced and waved a hand of 'never mind'.

"oi, little -! I'm talking to you!" the man was very, very stupid to call me that.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" I turned to him with a byakugan death glare on my face. Wow, this dude must have a way with weapons or something like that because he did not have very much chakra.

Well I was right because a kunai whizzed past my ear shocking me out of my byakugan and he appeared behind me. I kicked backwards, clipping him just barely on the side of the stomach as he dodged. He punched at me. I ducked and grabbed his arm on my way back up. He kicked so I jumped up while still grabbing his arm causing him to slide underneath me so that he rolled aside just escaping me stepping on him. I heel down kicked him hard in the stomach,-

POOF!

"dang you kawarimi!"

I randomly ran over to Sasori, took a kunai, and ran back before he reacted. I realized I still had the kunai I took from Pein. Heh. Funny habit. I turned back to Sasori,

"is it poisoned?"

I guess that the ex-gennin jerk was out of seeing distance because Sasori nodded while shouting no. I turned my byakugan on. Hmm. What the-? He was just sitting there in his kitchen eating toast. That's it. I ran in.

"get over here you jerk! If you don't let me kill you I'll take your toast,…. And put nutella on it!"

A/n wooot! And the fight begins! Tell me how I am on fight scenes and if I need to change and thing.