New chapter. I have no idea if this will be funny for you guys but I think that this will be as close to romance as I can make it without making them seem OOC.

Tip: If you want to wonder Los Noches at night, remember your key. Espadas don't need sleep of course, but it was nie to lay down for a while. And here, the moon never rose and never fell so you couldn't even tell if it was moring or night but Nelliel could. That was why she was out here in the first place, to get some piece and quiet. The eternal moon made good reading light, shining down like a beacon of light. Too bad she forgot her key! Now she ws locked out and couldn't get back in 'til the morning. Nothing to do but wait.

" Hey, bitch, what the hell are you doing here?" Nelliel looked up at the sound of that voice. Nnoitra, of course, with his Santa Tesera swinging lavishly from his hand.

" That,' She said," Is none of your business, Nnoitra. What are you doing here?" He grinned wickedly.

' That is none of your buisness," He said mockingly.

" Hmmm...," Nel looked at him abruptly," Can you take me back inside?"

" WHAT?" He nearly tripped over himself. Nelliel rolled her eyes and struggled from sighing.

" I said..can you take me back inside the house?"

" Use your own god damned key!" He snarled.

" It's insie the house," She said.

' You are fucking kidding me! The great Nelliel lost her keys in the house! Ha ha, that is rcih! And...no," He added smirking, then," What the fuck are you wearing?" Nelliel looked down.

' Clothes," She said.

" I know that, but why a freaking dress?"

" It's comfortable at night," She said," Now take me back inside!"

" Like HELL I will!" He snarled. A couple of lights flickered back on in the castle. Nelliel sighed.

" You are being difficult, Nnoitra."

" And you are being a pain in the ass!"

' Nnoitra ,the sooner I get to my room, the less that you have to be around me," She reminded him. Obviously, he hadn't thought about that. Nelliel looked at hi patiently while he had a silent argument with himself.

" Fine,bitch! But after this,leave me the hell alone!:"

" I'll do my best not to miss you." She said, her voice dripping sarcasm. He took out his skeletal key and opened the front door. All the Aranccars were Asleep, not surprising. Nnoitra kept a space between them and walked way too fast. Nelleil walked at her own pace, the hem of her night gown flapping around her ankle. This would be the last time she wore the dumb thing. After tonight she was gonna burn it. Or shred it up. Whatever she did with it, it would end up being a scrap of lace.

" Nniotra, I think that you passed my room." She hadn't noticed before but they had passed her room.

" No, we haven't." He snarled.

" Nnoitra, why don't you trust me to find my own roo. Are you so blind that you think you know my life better then I know it?" He gritted his teeth to keep from launching a Cero at her. She wuld only deflect it and he would be nursing his pride until morning.

" We aren't at your oom yet," He hissed," I can see where we are. Or are you too short to see it?"

" The only thing that makes you tall is your inflated ego. Why can't you admit that I am right and that we already passed my room with good grace?" Nelliel continued to pester him in this manner for a while.

" BITCH, WE ARE NOT AT YOUR ROOM YET!" He roared, finally losing it. Nelliel crossed her hands and looked at him rather haughtily.

" Oh? Then where are we?" She continued to pester im about how she was better at finding out facts and why couldn't he just admit that she was right. Was he even listening? Did he even know where they were?

" That is far enough," Nelliel stepped in front of him, cutting him off," We are not going any farther until we go back to my room or I will go by myself and leave you here. Why are you so stubborn?"

" Because that was not your room,!" He wrenched open a door and said," This is your room." The last part came out in a hiss. Nelliel looked from him to her room and back at him.

" Well, looks like you were finally right." Without a backwards glance at him, she opened the door , stepped in and shut the door on his face.

" Bitch." He muttered.

" I heard that." She said.

All right, so that wasn't very funny but oh well. Poor Nelliel. Nnoitra is actually right for once!

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