Devonshire, 19th July 1976
Moony,
Yes, you were definately babbling.
I wanna know more about this Sean guy... YOU CANNOT FLIRT WITH OTHER GUYS, IT'S FORBIDDEN! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH? This reminds me that we haven't seen each other in a month which means I haven't had sex in a month! GET HERE NOW! James thinks it's funny, but I just told him he's never ever gonna get Evans so he shut it.
Things are good here at the Potter's. Pete stayed for nearly a week and told us his OWLs were not too good. Good Old McGoogles will be happy to see he's not gonna be in Transfigurations any more. As for me and James... boring marks... We got the same ones, all Os but failed History of Magic. I bet you're the first student that has had an O in that subject EVER. How can you stand Binns? You're some kind of superhero and you haven't told us yet. Hum... why don't you trust us?
Anyway, me and Bambi are having a wicked time with some french girls. Remember Sophie? She's back, but with her boyfriend and her friends this time. They think we're amazing muggle magicians! Haha.
Why don't you come to spend a couple of days here? DON'T YOU MISS ME?
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU EVIL WEREWOLFIE!
Kisses (on your neck!) and missing you,
Sirius.
PS: Not even mentioning your book/muggle music obsession, you're mad.