ADDITIONAL NOTES
Things left out of the epic, because an epic is built upon myths that should be known to all (but since I started with the epic, it's unknown)
- Denmark, son of Prussia and a mortal woman (who, I have no idea. Point is, he's a demigod), is impervious save for both his ankles as Prussia dipped him in the Daugava River with both hands. However, many of the gods believe that Prussia was a little too enthusiastic when he dunked his infant son into the river as Denmark is sometimes considered a little crazy (There's a lot of "Your son almost took of my son/daughter's head with his axe!). But then, Prussia just says that it's because the awesome gene has been passed onto his almost-as-awesome-as-him son.
- America, son of England and Seychelles, was also dunked into the Daugava River, but he's impervious/immortal completely with no weak points as England had the sense to turn America over and dip the ankles and feet too.
- And why yes, this is a sore point with Prussia (though he never would admit it). And yes, England does rub it into his face.
- In regards to the party stranded upon the Isle of France. North Korea beat some sense into her brother, and frightened the Nymphs so badly they dropped the allure on all the males who also got a stern screaming from N. Korea who accused them of affecting her brother via emotional osmosis. Even France was so frightened that he let them leave his island with all their virtue intact.
- Italy, god of the sun often has someone accompanying him to make sure he doesn't leap out of the chariot at the smallest sign of or cloud that resembles pasta. It is usually Hungary, as this way she has the perfect vantage point to observe who to pair up.
- Romano claims he's perfectly capable of driving his own chariot (which he is, actually)
- Although Spain doesn't show up here, I thought I should mention that he's the leader of the Cult of Romano (they daily place tomatoes upon the alter in offering).
- England also despairs about his son because America apparently would rather have Austria's shoes and zoom around in the clouds rather than go pirating sailing.
- Canada, the smith god, is the half brother of America, born from France and Seychelles. Seychelles was pregnant with the two at the same time, so they're twins, but since France didn't realize that Seychelles had been pregnant England swooped in and claimed both.
- Titan Japan original owned 5 cats. 1 with 1 head, 1 with 2 heads (which Germany killed), 1 with 3 heads (which Denmark kills/killed at some point in the unwritten mythology of the Hetalia Pantheon), 1 with 4 heads (That America kills later at some point, to prove he's more heroic than Germany and Denmark), and 1 with 5 heads. Fortunately, at some point 1 head and 5 head will have kittens and there will be more many headed cats for Japan to own, and Greece to coo over.
- Germania sent America on a quest because at some point America epically crashed an important wedding and as the god of marriage, Germania couldn't stand that. (What wedding, I'm not sure. Maybe Poland's and Lithuania's.)
- Oh and much to all the gods' annoyance, America is bff with Tony the ferryman of the underworld so he gets ferried about the underworld for free. (And you know that he definitely did a sightseeing trip, or maybe more than just once, for fun.)
And for those who wish to know how the tale of Italy and Germany ended…
They lived happily, with Germany doing his warrior thing and Italy tagging along when able (Because of course he had chariot the skies during the day.). Germany took good care of Italy, and Ancient Rome managed not to terrify the mortal too much. When Germany grew old and one of the three fates (they don't say who's who because they like to mess with everyone's heads, mortal and immortal alike) began to cut his thread, Italy begged Ancient Rome to save Germany. Ancient Rome, unable to ignore his favorite child's request then ascended Germany into immortality as the constellation "The Holy Roman Empire".
Whether or not he also exists in Mt. Roma as a minor god, is up to you.
Thank you to everyone who read this! (and sorry it took so long to finish posting). As always, reviews are much appreciated :)