Thud.
Something hit the back of Sasuke's head. It bounced along the ground. Naruto picked it up and stared at it.
"It's…a lemon?" he said, very confused.
Thudthudthud
A volley of lemons flew through the air, narrowly missing the couple.
"We are the literal ninjas!" shrieked Cameo and Shinzui, popping out from where they were hiding behind a tree. "This story has lemons, literally!" They fell down and laughed like maniacs. "Yay! That was for Rythia! She likes SasuNaru lemons!" Sasuke and Naruto stared. Finally Sasuke broke the silence.
"That was, hands down, the strangest proposal EVER. So I guess we should go find a wedding planner now?" And off they went, still extremely confused.
Author's Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! Got you, didn't I? You all know I would never write a lemon of the sort you were expecting! :P Literal Ninjas Shinzui and Cameo got you! (go to her profile, .net/u/2506159/Cameo_Linchart. Hopefully she'll post something of her own) Much thanks to her, she helped get me out of the writer's block so many times, I can't count that high. *huggles* THANK YOU!
And Rythia, admit it. You so, so, so, so fell for this. :P
-Your Crazy Friend,
Shinzui the Otaku Ookami ^_^