A/N: Woah! Chapter Three? Already? This is a major accomplishment for me. My Kingdom Hearts fanfiction didn't even get this far. This is truly and utterly exciting for me! So, on with the show then!
DISCLAIMER: None of the proper pronouns that appear in this fanfiction belong to me…..*pout*
"What. The. Hell." He was pocket sized.
Kurogane was frozen in surprise. What the hell had happened? How could he possibly be this small? That mage was up to something for sure, no doubt about it! But for what purpose?
The ninja took a few steps forward, towards the giant silhouette of the medicine bottle. There was no possible way to get down to the ground from the top of the table without dying a drastically horrendous death. Maybe he would stumble upon some clue if he searched hard enough. Gods know that that damn mage just loved his little games. He continued his journey, which took a lot longer then he expected, across the tabletop and finally arrived in the giant shadow of the bottle. He walked around the entire circumference of it without seeing anything. Seething with frustration he repeated the process again and again and again. On the seventh turn he had almost completed the lap when he spotted a silver tray that appeared in the middle of his path.
On further examination he noticed that it was filled with Japanese rice balls. He took a few wary steps forward, still cautious of the last item offered to him. Sure enough there was a small, paper placard next to the snacks with the same spidery handwriting. Eat Me.
That idiot was beginning to get on his nerves, how many of these games was he suppose to play along with? Fine, if he wanted to fool around, then Kurogane would just how to show him how to play with the big boys.
He snatched the smallest rice ball off the silver, wrought tray and popped it in his mouth, taking only the slightest effort to chew. Again he only had to wait a few moments until the effects of whatever magical item he had eaten to take effect. This time it started with a bubbling sensation in the bottom pits of his stomach. He watched in surprised disgust as his limbs began to grow at an extremely rate, expanding and contorting in strange ways. Soon he was back to his original size but the magic didn't stop there. He continued to grow until the room itself began to look like it was shrinking. The table shattered underneath his weight and his feet shoved the bed as far as it would go against the farthest wall. But he still kept growing. The mirror cracked as his knee pressed up against it. He grew so big that soon he became squashed in the tiny room. Everything hurt now, his limbs tingling from lack of blood as he still grew.
And then the top of the room popped open with a strange ripping noise. With a quick sigh of relief, he heaved himself out of the room, supporting himself by the adjoining walls. He tumbled out onto a lush green grass. Breathing hard he threw a glance over his shoulder and barked out a short, sharp laugh in surprise. The room that he thought he was in turned out to be a bright, red, wrapped present. It sat in a quiet meadow, the top ripped off with his strange growth spurt, the blue satin ribbon puddling around the base. He crawled over to it and stared down inside. The insides was still that of the room he had arrived in, except destroyed. Thoroughly confused and exhausted he fell back down onto the ground. From his position he attempted to get a good look at his surroundings.
The meadow he was in currently was a perfect circle; warped and twisted trees with thick, lime green foliage surrounded it on all sides. The only part that was free of vegetation was a grass carpeted path that curved so Kurogane couldn't see where it was going. Small purple and yellow flowers lined the pathway, so bright that they almost illuminated it. He dragged himself into a standing position, dusting the dirt off his dress. He shuddered at the thought. Did he really just think 'his' dress? That damn mage was gonna get it when Kurogane finally got his hands around that skinny, little neck of his.
A furious rage burning within him, he took off down the trail, eager to start his hunt for the blonde idiot.
A/N: Hmmm, nothing too exciting about this chapter but we needed a reason for Kurogane to go off, gallivanting into Wonderland. Didn't seem like his personality to just go out and explore like the original Alice did. Please review! They make me write faster!