Chapter 2 (A day with Organization XIII)
Vexen's day usualy starts out quiet, but not today. Today he was rudely awaken by Marluxia at 6:00 am asking for various types of oil, ranging from cooking oil, to tanning oil, to diesel! And then asking for Mexican salsa. Who knows what he wants with all that?
Vexen gave up trying to sleep after that and began writing down the results from yesterdays experiment into his computer. He wrote 3 sentences and was startled by the arrival of Axel and Demyx.
Axel held Demyx in a choke hold and smiled at Vexen "A good morning to you Vexen."
"What's so good about it?" Vexen said noticing Axel's fuzzy, bed-head hair.
"Nothing I guess." Axel shrugged, almost killing Demyx as he gasped for air. "Oops" Axel loosened his grip to let him breathe but not enough to talk.
"Hey Vexen, can I use you're torture chamber?" Axel asked Vexen with a pleading look.
Vexen stared at him for a moment. For a minute. Five minutes.
"Hurry up an answer!" Axel was getting impatient.
"Respect your superior!" Vexen yelled.
"Fine! Just let me use the fucking torture chamber!" Axel yelled back.
"...Ok" Vexen went back to writing on his computer as Axel dragged Demyx through a door at one end of the room.
'Good thing I sound-proofed the torture chamber' Vexen thought smugly.
No less than ten minutes later, the door to his room flung open. Larxene stomped into his room, up to him and yelled in his face. Vexen fell to the floor dazed by the ear piercing scream, wishing to have
sound-proofed his ears.
When she was done yelleing she spoke in a soft voice "Vexen,take a look at my hair."
Vexen looked up from the floor at her head. It was a massive fuzz of blonde hair.
"uh, your hair looks ... Nice." Vexen lied.
"Yeah right, you wish!!" she yelled "My hair us a mess just because I ran out of hair gel!!" Larxene always uses an entire tub of hair gel for her mess of hair. "I NEED HAIRGEL!!" she demanded.
"Um then go buy some." Vexen sugested shakily. Big mistake.
Larxene sent an electric current at Vexen. "I can't go out to buy some, everyone will see my hair. I don't want ANYONE to see it like this."
"So what do you want me to do?" Larxene zapped Vexen again.
"Give me some replacement gel until I buy some of my own." Larxene said with a grin.
Vexen stiffes a laugh, it's hard not to laugh when Larxene's hair looks like a pack of furbies, but he doesn't want to get killed, so Vexen gets up and starts looking for something to use as hair gel. Larxene wait by the torture chamber room door.
The Door flung open and Axel came out. "Oh hey Larxene, didn't see you there... What happened to your head?" he asked.
"What happened to yours?" she raised her eyebrow.
Axel opened his mouth, closed it and repeated several times until he gave up, shrugged and headed back down to the torture chamber.
Vexen returned five minutes later with a bucket of some sort of blue paste.
"Is it toxic?" Larxene asked wary of the stuff.
"Most likely" Vexen said with a shrug.
"Mmm I'll take it!" she picked up the bucket and hauled it away to her room.
In her room Larxene dug a handful of the stuff and plastered it unto her head, thus solving her hair problem. Now she has a different problem. Someone, she knew, had seen her with the hair and the bucket and she knew it had to be-
"Hey, Larxy, nice hair." a Voice from the wall made her jump.
"What the fuck man!?" Larxene yelled at Xigbar, whose head was sticking out of a portal on the wall.
"You trying out a new color?" he continued teasing "Sorry to say, but Saïx has dibs on blue hair."
"Shut up!" she threw the gunk at him but he disappeared into the wall.
Behind her door, Larxene could hear Xigbar laughing like a maniac.
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Xigbar continued his search for Luxord who seems to have disappeared. Xigbar held up his Arrowguns, stealthily moving against the wall. He rounded the corner aiming his guns up and down the empty hall.
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Roxas walked around one of the halls looking for Saïx so he could get his Mission for the day. Strangely, he heard, faintly, the Mission Impossible song. Out of nowhere Xigbar appeared and had Roxas in a choke hold. Xigbar looked down at his victim "Aw man, I thought you were Luxord." he let go of Roxas and exclaimed "Why are there so many blondes in this freaking castle?!"
Roxas edged away from Xigbar, then stopped after hearing the Mission Impossible music "Xigbar, where's that music coming from?"
Xigbar stopped yelling obscenities, and gave a little smile. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his iPod touch, showing it to Roxas. "I just felt like it should be my theme song."
"Are you still looking for Luxord?" Roxas asked him while curiously playing with the iPod touch.
"Yup!" He replied with a grin.
"How are you going to catch him, if he can hear you coming with the song?" Roxas asked ever so innocently.
Xigbar thought it over for a second "Fuck!" he swiped the iPod from Roxas' hands and disappeared into a portal.
"...that was weird. Now, where's Saïx?"He said to himself, walking down the hall once more.
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After spending half the morning in the torture chamber, Axel was glad to be out. Not to mention he was satisfied at teaching Demyx a lesson. Demyx was all jittery and twitchy from whatever torture Axel put him through. Axel placed a hand on Demyx's shoulder "Learned our lesson now, right?"
"Y-yeah." Demyx stammered the answer.
"Good boy!" Axel patted Demys' head with a grin. "Now let's go get our mission." Axel walked a few feet and stopped realizing Demyx wasn't following. He went back to him and shoved Demyx forward, forcing him to walk or fall. Unfortunately for Demyx he fell. "Meany." was all Demyx said. Axel shrugged and walked away to look for Saïx. Demyx bounced up to follow him.
In their search for Saïx, Axel and Demyx found Roxas.
"Hey Roxas, have you seen Saïx?" Axel asked him, demyx was still a bit freaked out.
"No, but I'm looking for him. Oh look there he is!" Roxas pointed over to a fleck of blue right around the corner. Axel and Roxas had to pull coughdragcough Demyx towards Saix.
"Hey Saix." Axel greeted a bit too icily.
"Axel." Axel's ice was nothing compared to the Lifelessnessness and void-ed-ness-ness… in Saix's voice when greeting Axel.
Both Axel and Saix stood in silence glareing at each other. Seconds turned to minutes and minutes turned to more minutes.
Roxas broke the silence "So, Where are we going?" Roxas also broke Demyx.
"DONT ASK ME! ASK THE MAP, STOP STARING AT ME!! AAHHH!!" Demyx ran away yelling.
Roxas and Saix turned to Axel. "...????"
"What did you do to him Axel?" Roxas asked.
"Me? Nothing, It was ALL Dora." Axel crossed his arms behind his head looking smug.
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It takes a long while for me to get motivated to write.
So yeah, poor Demyx I can't believe Axel made him watch Dora the Explorer! That's a fate worse than Death!
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