Author's Note: Since this is Luffy's point of view, don't sue me. Some immaturity, laughs, and few wise words from Mr. Swordsman. Enjoy!

Nami was on her knees, panting. I was struggling, I was in Robin's clutches. The two were finally able to put a bra on me.

"How the hell could you two do this on your captain!?" I cried angrily.

"Well you couldn't just walk outside looking like some slut!" Nami shouted back.

Robin smiled, "Well then Mister, I mean, Miss Captain, how do you like your new outfit?" she asked.

I frowned, "No! I'm still a guy! A guy! And I hate my outfit! Don't make me wear this thing!" I shouted.

Nami stomped over to me and smacked my head, "OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, NAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWIT BEFORE I STEAL ZOLO'S SWORD AND CHOP YOU UP MYSELF!"

"YOU AND WHAT ARMY!?"

"WHY YOU!"

We growled at each other, glaring at all our might. Boy, being a girl is tougher than I have imagined. You always have to wear shirts, you're weaker, and you have to watch out for some creepy perverted guys lurking on some places. Oh man…wait till Sanji gets a load of me!

Robin smiled at my way, "Miss Captain, Miss Navigator is right, we cannot allow you walking around in your old clothing. But we knew that you wouldn't like wearing girly clothes so we prepared you something else,"

I was shoved in front of the mirror. My eyes widened. I wore dark jeans that was mid calves, a red long sleeved shirt with a blue vest over it, and a loose green and black striped belt that loosely hung around my waist. I still wore my sandals and my straw hat.

Namiu smirked, "You should trusts us more, Luffy. We know that you would rant us out if you wore one of our clothes,"

I sheepishly grinned, "Yeah…sorry about that."

Robin took a string of my long hair, "We might have to tie your hair though," she said.

Nami squealed, "Oooh! I'll do it!"

I grimaced and backed away quickly, "No way!"

Robin chuckled, "I think Miss Captain has a point. You would go crazy with another girl's hair," Robin explained.

Nami pouted, "No I won't!" she persisted.

"Yes you would," I mumbled.

I felt a tug on my ear, "What was that?!" Nami demanded.

I cringed, "Ow! Not so loud! Jeez, am I going to be as loud as you, Nami?"

"I'M NOT LOUD!"

"OH HELL YEAH YOU ARE!"

"SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!"

"MAKE ME!"

"Now, now, lets not fight. How about we go up and show the boys to Luffy, hmm?" Robin suggested.

We both turned around from each other, "Fine," we grumbled simultaneously.

After Robin tied my hair into a ponytail, we went up on the dock. I suddenly felt nervous. What will the guys say? Will they still consider me as one of them? I am a guy in heart still! Ooh…but what if they all laugh at me? Even the other pirates! They don't know that I turned into a girl!

"L-Luffy?"

I looked up, Usopp and Chopper were staring at me.

I nervously grinned, "H-hey you guys!"

They looked at each other and burst into laughter, "I was sure that they would force you into a dress! But I guess you taught them a thing or two!" Usopp cried.

"Yeah!" Chopper said along.

I blinked. Then grinned more confidently, "A dress? As if!"

"So, this is Luffy. That just seems wrong in many ways," mumbled Zolo.

Robin smiled at his direction, "Well, I suppose you are right Mr. Swordsman, Miss Captain did turn into a girl. This will be a grand new experience for her,"

Zolo snorted and rested against the mast.

Sanji ran towards me, and grabbed my hands. I froze. He was staring at me so intentionally. "Luffy, I have one question to ask you," he said in a whisper.

I felt sweat coming out of my neck. "Err…what?"

"What does it feel like be a girl?"

I paled, and smacked him across his face. I didn't know that it was so hard that he ended up nose bleeding and flew across the ship.

"It's weird! Okay! So don't ask me something like that you pervert!" I shouted.

Usopp backed away, "L-Luffy's gone more violent…"

I paused. I-I have! Oh my gosh, I'm more like Nami now! I tried grinning at Usopp's and Chopper's way to let them know that I'm still the same Luffy they know before I turned into a female. But they shrieked and ran away. I groaned.

"Being a girl is tough," I muttered.

Nami snorted, "Wait till you reach your period,"

I looked at her confusingly, "Period? What's that? Some kind of food?" I asked.

Nami gawked, "You don't know what a period is!?"

I shook my head.

She sighed, "You're 17, and you don't know what a period is!? I guess it makes sense anyway, you're still a dope even when a girl,"

I frowned, "I was never a dope!"

"Yes you were, and you still are,"

"Am not,"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!

"Am not!"

"Both of you shut up!" Zolo shouted.

"Hey Zolo, what's a period?" I asked.

Zolo and Nami fell. "YOU IDIOT! Don't ask stupid questions like that!" Nami shouted into my now throbbing ear.

I frowned, "Then do you know what a period is Zolo?" I asked.

Zolo scowled, "Y-yeah, I do…" he grumbled.

"What is it?"

Nami sighed, "I give up,"

"I-it's, it's something that girls have once a month,"

I grinned, "And?"

"And…and it hurts…"

I frowned, "Is that it?"

Nami cried and threw her arms up in the air, "You don't know what a period is! Do you!?" she shouted at Zolo.

Zolo gritted his teeth, "Yes it do! You expect me to explain what a period is to someone as stupid as a fruit fly to her!?"

I frowned, "Hey! I'm still a guy Zolo! Don't call me a 'her'!"

"No you're not!" they yelled in unison.

I pouted, "Well at heart I am…" I muttered.

"Hey Luffy! I bet you can't be as fast when a guy in a game of tag!" Usopp called.

I felt a light lit up in my heart. The guys still care about me! Even when I'm a girl on the outside, they see the guy on the inside! I grinned, "I'll show you!"

I started chasing Chopper and Usopp as Nami and Zolo continued to argue. I saw Sanji rush over between them. It was obvious that he was defending Nami, the two boys glared at each other and growled. Then started an argument that caused a fight between swords and legs.

I grinned even bigger. Things still haven't changed much.

After playing tag, we all were tired and panting. I still had my touch. Even as a girl, I was still as quick as ever. Then I smelled a delicious fragrance, I smiled hungrily as a string of drool hung on my bottom lip.

"Food!" I exclaimed.

"You're lucky Luffy. Now that you're a girl, you'll be able to get first dibs," Usopp said.

I smirked, "I know! Now I better be going,"

I stood up and ran towards the kitchen. I saw Sanji serving dishes to Nami and Robin. I opened the door, and before I could go in and join the two, I felt a foot made contact with my face with sharp force. I staggered backwards and fell on my bottom.

"Ouch! What the hell was that for?" I snapped. I was clutching onto my reddened face.

"Even if you turned into a girl, you're still a guy no matter what," Sanji said coolly.

I gasped. I ran over to him and glomped him. My arms were tangled around his neck. "You still think I'm a guy!? YES! YES! YES! I'M STILL A GUY!" I cried.

Sanji staggered, "Hey!"

I jumped off and grinned, "You really think that I'm still a guy?"

Sanji blew a puff of smoke and withdrew his cigarette, "Yeah, due to your obnoxious attitude. And that I don't really fetish for flat chest girls," he commented.

I blinked and looked down at the two lumps on my chest. Then I stared at Robin's and Nami's. They were a lot bigger compared to mine. I frowned.

"But last time, I saw you making goo goo eyes at that girl from the bar before, and her chest was as small as mine," I retorted.

Sanji nervously scratched the back of his head, "Well…that was a different,"

I pouted, "How?" I demanded.

"It just is, now, shoo. I'm still making dinner,"

I sighed and stomped out.

After dinner, I sat on top of the figurehead of Merry Go. I sighed. Even if nothing has changed, nothing good happened also. Only something bad. I have to wear a bra now, and that I'm afraid the other captains would laugh at me and look down at my crew. Things couldn't possibly go any worse.

"You didn't eat as much as you did before,"

I turned my head around, Zolo was standing behind me. I grinned, "Well, I wasn't as hungry as before for some reason," I called.

He raised an eyebrow, "Trying to watch for your weight?" he teased.

I confusingly looked at him, "Weight? For what?"

He sighed, "You know, girls always watch for their weight so that they wouldn't get fat," he explained.

I frowned, "Well I just RECENTLY became a girl. I don't know anything much about them."

Zolo smirked, "Yeah, you're just too stupid to know,"

I grinned, "Well it's not like you know anything much about girls," I teasingly retorted.

"I know about periods,"

I tilted my head, "Oh yeah, what are they anyway? You never did tell me about them. You said that they hurt, are they shots?" then I shivered. If they were shots and they hurt, then that means that the shots must be very big. Ugh, they must be important for something.

Zolo rolled his eyes, "No, they're not shots."

"Then what?"

"When a women gets pregnant, eggs forms,"

"What kind of egg? Where does the egg come from? Does it come from farms? Can you eat it? Hey, maybe we should get Sanji to make some food out of the eggs!" I babbled.

Zolo sighed, irritated, "No, Luffy. The egg is formed inside the woman's womb,"

I frowned, "That doesn't sound so tasty,"

"It's not meant for to be tasty. Now, if a girl isn't pregnant, then the eggs falls off."

"But I thought that it only forms when a lady's pregnant," I commented.

"And that when a girl hits puberty, stupid. Now when the egg falls off, um…it drops into a container."

I scrunched my face, "A container? Girls have containers inside of them?"

Zolo paused, "Y-yeah, lets say that. The, um, container is a muscle."

I grinned, "And?"

"And…inside the container a red paint is painted inside the wall of the container. Now when the paint dries up, it melts," Zolo wearily explained. It looked as if he was stressing.

I frowned, "Eh…girls have paint inside of them too?"

Zolo nodded, "And, uh, when the paints starts to melt, it stresses the container. So the container has to churn to squeeze the paint off. L-like a wash rag, which cramps the c-c-container that causes your stomach to hurt."

"…That's gross!" I commented, I was disgusted.

"Not compared to the real thing," I heard Zolo muttered under his breath.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"So now what?" I asked.

"So…then you urinate the red paint,"

I paled, "EWW! THAT'S SO SICK! AND COOL TOO!" I yelled.

Zolo rolled his eyes. "So what? Does the paint stink!?" I asked.

"U-uh, I don't know! What am I, a girl!?" he retorted.

Just imagining about urinating red paint was so awesome! So will there be red water in the toilet bowl when I go pee? Now that I think about it, how do girls go pee?

I grinned, "Thanks Zolo! I'm going to tell Usopp!"

Before I could jump off, Zolo grabbed my arm. "Uh, d-don't tell them,"

"Why?" I asked, tilting my head.

Zolo looked annoyed, "Because...only girls are supposed to know,"

"But you know it and you're a guy. Oh gosh…don't tell me you used to be a girl and accidentally ate the Milesfofo leaves!"

"NO YOU IDIOT! I WAS BORN AS A GUY!" he screamed into my face.

"Then how do you know?" I asked.

"Eh? Um, because I'm mature enough to know that type of knowledge," he muttered.

"Huh? Usopp isn't mature enough to know?"

He snorted, "Please, he might faint once you tell him,"

I looked down, "Hmm, that's true, well thanks for telling me!"

Zolo tiredly smirked, "No problem,"

I jumped off and ran towards Usopp, where he was playing cards with Sanji. I grinned and hovered over them.

"Hey you guys! Did you know that girls have a container and paint inside of them?" I asked.

"LUFFY! YOU IDIOT!" I heard Zolo holler.

That night, I slept in the girls' cabin, I felt uncomfortable there. I was more used to sleep on the hammocks rather than beds. I closed my eyes. Robin was reading, doesn't she ever sleep? Nami was softly snoring. I inwardly sighed. After what Zolo told me about periods, it made me loathe being a girl even more.

Girls are weak, loud, and are weird. They have paint inside of them!? I know one thing, guys do NOT have paint built inside of them. I rolled over and frowned. What would Ace think when he figures out that I turned into a girl?

At least we're going to that island that can change me back to a guy. Sleep soon consumed me.